📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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29 Dec 2018
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Why don't you burn something to stay warm? You love burning things don't you?
 
Buy a hot water bottle instead of a tacticool jacket. Sit with it on your lap with a blanket over you. (Hint: try filling the hot water bottle with hot water. It's even better!)

Put an empty earthenware plant pot upside down over a lit tealight candle. Hell, just a couple of uncovered candles will heat a small room a few degrees.

I've heard a hairdryer under the bedcoers keeps you warm, too (don't fall asleep with it going).

Or there's the option of paying for essentials like rent and utilities before buying anything else, but I don't want to go too wild with the ideas.

Other single Lantinx ladies manage it, why can't Phil?
 
Positron said:
29 Dec 2018
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Why don't you burn something to stay warm? You love burning things don't you?
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And Phil finally shows his cards. If any of Phil's comrades donates to him they're stupid, as this was just a cover for Phil's begging schemes. Hopefully, someone will donate a penny, or a dollar, just like what happened to Chris.

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
I've heard a hairdryer under the bedcoers keeps you warm, too (don't fall asleep with it going).
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You know Phil would do the exact opposite and will manage to set his entire apartment on Fire.
 
Positron said:
9 Jan 2019
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Wow, what a entitled little cunt. Phil, if people are going to support something, it's definitely not going to be you or your troon squad that plays pretend antifa cabinet members game. Even if someone did accidentally support you, they would immeadiatly regret their decision.

I see Phil still is having a difficult time understand what our government does, and who provides said money for the wall. And no Phil, no one is going to donate money, and to honest, I hope the wall is built, just so I can watch you bounce and squeek over it. I have a great idea though, I, along with some others here will give you $100 if you allow us to interview you for one hour, with nothing being off limits. If you walk away early, lie to us, or try to deflect the question, we walk away, and you're left with nothing. Sound like a deal??
 
Positron said:
9 Jan 2019
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"So-called border"? That's how countries work. In a perfect world there wouldn't be any borders, but that "perfect world" isn't what your dumbass Antifa is looking for. To be fair, in a global anarchy there would be no borders, either... but then there would also be, as many people said, no SSDI or rent assistance. Which do you want? The existence of borders between countries (Like France and Spain) or anarchy where you end up being discarded as "useless meat" because of your fat content?
 
Positron said:
9 Jan 2019
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He seems to think his self-elected position as “Antifa Prime Minister” has weight in the real world. He doesn’t even know what a prime minister is. He thinks it just means “person in charge.”

I am thoroughly enjoying watching this group of special needs adults doing the political equivalent of playing cowboys and Indians.
 
This latest e-beg is the most hilarious.

Still calling Toren his girlfriend
Talks about being against the government but is all pissy-eyed he might not get his SNAP benefits
The fact that first $175 goes to Toren in cash .but why ? Toren isn't your beneficiary
The fact that he wants to crash the very thing that takes care of him .

I hope no one donates
 
How 'bout this instead, Phil: Nobody gives you anything.

You lose weight. Toren loses weight. You both need it.

And maybe if that isn't enough, you could stop pissing away your money on mall ninja garbage and cheap toy guns and Toren could sober up for a couple hours and stop buying booze and you could use the money saved to buy food. Can you believe that this is what normal people do?
 
flossman said:
"So-called border"? That's how countries work. In a perfect world there wouldn't be any borders, but that "perfect world" isn't what your dumbass Antifa is looking for. To be fair, in a global anarchy there would be no borders, either... but then there would also be, as many people said, no SSDI or rent assistance. Which do you want? The existence of borders between countries (Like France and Spain) or anarchy where you end up being discarded as "useless meat" because of your fat content?
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Our fat Spud had been on quite the "so-called" bender of sorts. Knowing how stupid Phil is, and how much he attempts to fit in by showing off his opinion or stance on something, the dumber he makes himself look. As for the tardbucks and food stamps, it's pretty damn obvious the shit feels he's entitled for them.

Positron said:
13 Jan 2019

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Jesus Chris Phil, tone the Twitter spam down, you know everyone is ignoring/laughing at you. Also, him saying he goes back and forth between being a vegan (which he's not because he eats cheese and other animal related byproducts) and being a vegetarian is stupid. He doesn't even know the difference or meaning of either one of those two words. Also, Phil, you fucking tard, just because the government is shutting down does not mean they withhold your tardbux or food stamps (even though they should) for this month or next month. You're still going to receive both on time. Phil honestly believes this government shutdown will be 100% permanent huh.
 
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