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Null simping for the Turks in the feature and thread rename is evidence for me that the guy behing the lolcow email hack was that 15/16 year old Kurdish kid.
 
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OOOHHH NO NO NO NO
 
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Ataturk absolutely participated in the ethnic cleansing of Armenians from Asia Minor.

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Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (1881-1938) was the founder of the Republic of Turkey and the consummator of the Armenian Genocide. Kemal was an officer in the Turkish army whose defense of Gallipoli in 1915-1916 defeated the Allied campaign to breach the Dardanelles and quickly eliminate the Ottoman Empire from World War I. A supporter of the Committee of Union and Progress (CUP), he stayed out of politics until 1919 when he organized the Turkish Nationalist Movement in the drive to oust the Allies who had placed strategic portions of the country under occupation after its defeat. Kemal established headquarters in Ankara, amnestied CUP members who joined his movement, and regrouped the remaining Ottoman army and other irregular units under his general command.

Kemal first directed his forces against the French in Cilicia with fatal consequences for the Armenians. With Allied encouragement and promises of protection, most surviving Armenians had repatriated to their hometowns in Cilicia in 1919. The attack by Kemalist units against the city of Marash in January 1920, which was accompanied by large-scale slaughtering of the Armenians, spelled the beginning of the end for the remnant Armenian population. The Armenians of Hajen (Hadjin) put up a last desperate fight for seven months only to be reduced by October 1920 to less than five hundred survivors who fled from a city completely torched by the besieging Turks. When the French formally agreed to evacuate Cilicia in October 1921, the debacle signified a second deportation for the Armenians of the region. In the meantime, the Turkish Nationalist forces had gone to war against the Republic of Armenia. With secret instructions from the Ankara government to proceed with the physical elimination of Armenia, General Kiazim Karabekir seized half the territories of Armenia in November 1920 as Red Army units Sovietized the remaining areas. Once again the Armenian population was driven out at the point of the sword with heavy casualties as the city of Kars and its surrounding region were annexed by Turkey.

The final chapter of the Armenians in Anatolia was written in Smyrna (Izmir) as Kemalist forces routed the Greek army and entered the city in September 1922. Soon after, a fire begun in the Armenian neighborhood consumed the entire Christian sector of the city and drove the civilian population to the shore whence they sailed into exile bereft of all belongings. With this exodus from the mainland, Mustafa Kemal completed what Talaat and Enver had started in 1915, the eradication of the Armenian population of Anatolia and the termination of Armenian political aspirations in the Caucasus. With the expulsion of the Greeks, the Turkification and Islamification of Asia Minor was nearly complete.

With the restoration of Turkish sovereignty over Anatolia, Kemal turned his attention to the modernization of the country. Designated President of the newly proclaimed Republic of Turkey in 1923, he embarked upon a thorough-going process of Westernization while promoting a secular Turkish national identity. This effort was epitomized in the adoption of the Latin alphabet for the modern Turkish language. In 1934 the Turkish Grand National Assembly hailed Kemal with the surname of Ataturk, meaning the father of the Turks, in tribute to his singular contribution in forging modern Turkey. With an eye toward securing his legacy, in 1931 Kemal founded the Turkish Historical Society, which was charged with the guardianship of the state's official history. In 1936 Kemal began to pressure France to yield the Sanjak of Alexandretta, or Iskenderun, a district on the Mediterranean under French administrative rule whose inhabitants included 23,000 Armenians. Preoccupied with the deteriorating situation in Europe, France yielded when Turkey send in its troops in 1938. Kemal died that year having prepared the annexation of the district. His action precipitated the final exodus of Armenians from Turkey in 1939 as most opted for the French offer of evacuation to Syria and Lebanon rather than risk mistreatment yet again.

--Rouben Paul Adalian

What grinds my gears is how all the Turkish nationalists bitching about this are jacking their shit same day imagining themselves genociding Armenians. They just have to pretend that they don't want it, in service of pretending he didn't do it.

For a long time internet discourse was mostly genocidal freaks all hiding their power levels and pretending to be afraid of the genocidal urges of other freaks. This is mostly in the past now, but more moderated sites like the Paradox forums still experience it.

Will Turks ever get tired of the deception? Live your truth!
 
I find it unironically based and worthy of admiration how the turks got their shit together, rallied and put so much pressure on paracucks as a united front that Die Ewiger Swede was forced to bitch out. Westoids should try to emulate the same, instead of being spineless cucks when their culture is getting pozzed. I remember BLM cultists toppling statues only a few years ago, and not no squeak from anyone in response.

Also, we should rename the bird to Türkiye, just to fuck with them.
 
Cnidarian said:
Leave American culture alone or I'll mail a pipe bomb to your address.
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Little known fact, but Benjamin Franklin, father of the 100$ bill actually recommended the türkiye to be the national animal of the United States, instead of the bald eagle, which was seen lowly at the time. Basically just a glorified seagull, but people were too conservative and hung up on wanting an eagle like all the European powers at the time, so it stuck. The türkiye could be the REAAAL symbol of America today. The passenger pigeon was also given brief consideration, which would have been real awkward about 150 years down the lane.
 
If I was a tranny game dev, I'd ban Turks with no explanation given, just for fun. Not all of them, just a huge chunk at a time, before randomly unbanning them after a few months and then banning another chunk. Such petty abuse of Turks is warranted, earned (by us and by them) and, more importantly, funny.
 
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mustang said:
the seething at turks for managing something you'd hang your head over is insane ITT
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That's because they're Turks. I want MY people to be nationalistic and chimp out when people insult us, I want Turks to lose their internet connections and to all be deported back to Turkey so I can forget they exist.
 
This is nothing new from the cockroaches. I used to play Knight Online, an MMO, back in the day, and private servers openly boasted of IP banning the entire nation of Turkey thanks to them being a bunch of hacking, cheating fucks who ruined it for everyone else.
 
4k hours eu4 player here.

70% of my games are ottomans

I HATE the mamluks. I hATE how every single time i play otto i have to deal with them. and if i dont deal with them they either blob or gets wrecking ball armies that i have to slug down 2 or 3 to 1. my janissaries are wet tissue apparently.

it usually tales ~150 years to fully annex them.
 
LatinasAreTheFuture said:
4k hours eu4 player here.

70% of my games are ottomans

I HATE the mamluks. I hATE how every single time i play otto i have to deal with them. and if i dont deal with them they either blob or gets wrecking ball armies that i have to slug down 2 or 3 to 1. my janissaries are wet tissue apparently.

it usually tales ~150 years to fully annex them.
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Pdx literally added wargoal that allows Ottoblob to subjugate Mamluks in two wars.
Btw Mamluks start game as second of great powers just behind Chyna.
 
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If I was a tranny game dev, I'd ban Turks with no explanation given, just for fun. Not all of them, just a huge chunk at a time, before randomly unbanning them after a few months and then banning another chunk. Such petty abuse of Turks is warranted, earned (by us and by them) and, more importantly, funny.
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Well you aren’t and you can’t do you will do NOTHING and you will just cry because Turks WONNED
 
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