OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

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Null said:
omfg I was struggling to think of how this would interact with a quest because they didn't mention it.

Sir Leye is a knight of Merlin and in a specific miniquest for Recruitment Drive you have to defeat him. He says "No man can defeat me!" which is the hint you have to go to the Makeover Mage and change your character's sex to female to do damage to him. They changed that to "no blade may harm me" and you just can't use a sword. Just use any non-bladed weapon.

So I was immediately thinking how they're going to implement sex for that miniquest only to discover they had already fagged it up years ago. They just can't stop being gay retards.
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It also kills a return of the king reference. One of the coolest scenes in that book and movie.

I've never played runescape, and this offends me because it was a clear tolkien homage they fagged up for political correctness.
 
Everything a tranny touches turns to shit.

The appeal of OSRS is that it takes you back in time to 2007. The anachronistic gender bullshit runs contrary to the whole selling-point. It ruins the whole nostalgic illusion. Fuck Jagex and fuck trannies.
 
I dislike unpolled pronoun shit, but gotta love having a comfy thread featured and attracting spergs and tards from far and wide.
 
Well, back to private servers it is I guess. Hey @Null would you be against hosting one of your own for kiwis? Maybe someone in the forum can do it instead? Given that some game servers have been featured in the past I don't see it as unreasonable.
 
Irkek said:
Really, really tiresome. It's become so common that it's actually starting to dent my morale and fuck with my head in ways i really, really do not like. I cannot be the only one who lives this as some form of newfound cosmic horror whose entity is starting to become clear too late, like more and more of what makes us, 'us', normal, valuable, sane, logical is getting more and more locked behind our eyes, effectively imprisoning everyone in their own minds. It's pure misery.
Thank god i don't live in the UK, but this ain't saying much.
This cannot be sustainable for long. It just can't. That's the only saving grace of this all, because it is so absurdly and undeniably insane that by sheer logic it will have to collapse at some point.
I just hope to be alive to see it.
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You hope too much. It quite literally can just get worse forever and they have infinity migrants and infinity queers (because they can molest infinity brown children to produce them) to justify forcing everything to get worse forever.
Vi0l3t said:
I just went to the OSRS Facebook page and most people are bitching about it.
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Lol, facebook is boomer territory, of course they are. But since it's just facebook comments and not ESG investors, Jagex don't care.
 
Every single time. Every single time there's a failed male "requesting" a change that is dressed up to be a helpful community policy it's always to give fags a vector to enable predation on other people. Games, programming, education, religion, sports, clubs, recreation. Every single time.

Why don't the people in charge of implementing and enforcing these policies notice? Is JagEx really that blind, or just can't extrapolate what is going to happen? Are they afraid? Are these offers ones they cannot refuse?

Why can't anyone notice the pattern and just say no?
 
Baguette Child said:
Fuck off, newfag. FOSS is even more pozzed than this and you know it.
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There's a reason they call them programmer socks, lol.
Nitro! said:
Every single time. Every single time there's a failed male "requesting" a change that is dressed up to be a helpful community policy it's always to give fags a vector to enable predation on other people. Games, programming, education, religion, sports, clubs, recreation. Every single time.

Why don't the people in charge of implementing and enforcing these policies notice? Is JagEx really that blind, or just can't extrapolate what is going to happen? Are they afraid? Are these offers ones they cannot refuse?

Why can't anyone notice the pattern and just say no?
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Because The World Is Run By Jews.

Jews are demons made flesh. It's that simple. The world exists as a black iron soul prison for us to be tortured in and the demons in our hell realm are the Jews who push POZ. Nobody says no because nobody has the power of Violence With Impunity like the J's do. (Browns doing Violence With Impunity in western countries are only doing so because the Jews brought them here.)
 
Runescape Sperg said:
Add some good content you bunch of niggers
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Add Tiara of Sneed, please.
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Much like @Null, RuneScape was a huge part of my childhood; played it damn near every day when I got the chance, and while I never paid for a membership, I still completed almost every quest and encounter that a F2P could - only quest I never got done was the old Dragon Slayer, and that was because I had some issues with the riddles. I left shortly after the God Wars stuff started; not that I wasn't having fun, just wanted to move on to other things. Sadly, I lost my account info not long after, so I had to put the game down since then.

I heard a bit about OSRS, and I recently started looking more into it, getting a character made and going through a massive chunk of my childhood again - it was a "Rosebud" for me. Unfortunately, with this update, it looks like I never will, now; fucking trannies have to infest every little thing for the sake of their "inclusivity" and "DIEversity".
 
I dont get it man. No one wants this shit so why do they keep adding it in? It cant be profitable cater to a very specific subset of a subset of the gaming population, at the cost of alienating your own base.
 
i really fucking hate the adoration for mod ash from runescape players, i get it he's the best one to make sense of 20+ year old java browser game spaghetti code but he's still an insufferable fat faggot

and don't get me started on the dogfucker and the rest of the mods, god damn why in the hell am i playing a game made by people i hate? am i stupid? the more i keep thinking about this situation the more i'm disgusted at them and pissed off at myself for getting duped into this shit again, i can just watch my monthly settled or torvesta video and be satisfied at them monkeys going through 500 hour long grinds so i don't have to, it's the nicotine patch equivalent to mmo grinding but i'll take it over getting ass cancer by playing more of this shit
 
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