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From what I know of toxic end game osrs is it exists purely in 410 toas, CM Cox, Nex, and TOB

(But yes this post seems to be a shitpost probably about someone who made a post like this, but in a different perspective, osrs Reddit loves to do this)

These are things to avoid from seeing the sweat side of OSRS that’ll flame the ever living shit out of you
 
I'm not that knowledgeable on the release dates in OSRS but I'm pretty sure people have been doing Theatre of Blood with Bandos before Torva was even in OSRS. Look at that catch-22 too. "Come talk to me when you have a Scythe of Vitur for slash..." and then we can do the content that drops the Scythe of Vitur. As much as I want to dismiss the post as a troll, this is the OSRS community. There are people that genuinely retarded playing the game.
If you aren't playing Ironman then you can just buy the best gear and make your money back with drops, it's why Ironman is the only real way to play.
 
Ironman is the only real way to play.
legit no better way to play and I’ll always tell people who are high total and pvmers when they get bored to just iron up.

And you really don’t need to do farm runs every hour on the hour like most iron streamers make you think you do, you just really need to dedicate a few days to it to get a huge stack of herbs with your huge banked seeds. Some skills seem scary as iron but at some point they become a lot easier just from all that slayer/bossing you’ll be doing. I just say this all from experience from thinking farm runs were super super important before committing
its the FUCKING secondaries that gets ya with herb though, you’ll always have herbs but always neeed to kill/gather your secondaries
 
legit no better way to play and I’ll always tell people who are high total and pvmers when they get bored to just iron up.

And you really don’t need to do farm runs every hour on the hour like most iron streamers make you think you do, you just really need to dedicate a few days to it to get a huge stack of herbs with your huge banked seeds. Some skills seem scary as iron but at some point they become a lot easier just from all that slayer/bossing you’ll be doing. I just say this all from experience from thinking farm runs were super super important before committing
its the FUCKING secondaries that gets ya with herb though, you’ll always have herbs but always neeed to kill/gather your secondaries
If you aren't grinding thousands of hours of consumables to cut hundreds of hours off your boss grinds are you even playing?
 
If you aren't playing Ironman then you can just buy the best gear and make your money back with drops, it's why Ironman is the only real way to play.
Hence why when I've played in the past 7 years, I play exclusively ironman.

legit no better way to play and I’ll always tell people who are high total and pvmers when they get bored to just iron up.

And you really don’t need to do farm runs every hour on the hour like most iron streamers make you think you do, you just really need to dedicate a few days to it to get a huge stack of herbs with your huge banked seeds.
This is the same in RS3 but across a lot more aspects than just farming herbs. If the pronounced faggotry isn't turning off new iron players, dailyscape is what usually does it. I've always played my RS3 ironman doing things as needed as opposed to worrying about hyper efficiently doing every little minute thing for maximum gains over long periods of time.
 
I've always played my RS3 ironman doing things as needed as opposed to worrying about hyper efficiently doing every little minute thing for maximum gains over long periods of time.
Yeah like instead of figuring out how to use suboptimal gear with less consumables, it just becomes the retards guide to minmaxing the exact same way you normally do but using every non-bank bank to bank all your items.
 
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CWC spotting
 
I quit late last year but I feel like playing again but I don't want to give fagex any more money (:_(
 
The PM chain for our Kiwi clan chat is LIVE!
If you'd like in and are not already in shoot me a message or reply to this post.
Reminder that the PM chain is not a replacement for this thread. It is for clan-related stuff. Please continue to use this thread for any and all OSRS general discussion that isn't related to the Kiwi clan.
I've relapsed on this shit game
Is the clan chat active or was it DOA?
 
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Got a Dragon Lump today (makes Dragon Platebody), about 1.4K deep into my grind for d limbs. (Loot tracker reset from new phone)
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I got a new phone at some point and lost about 700~ tracked kills so probably about 140m in total. Good thing I’m an iron and all these runite bars/ores will power me through some end game smithing levels.
 
Jagex announced the alpha for Sailing today. No idea on the exact day yet though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KJprUMU3oh8
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Here’s the full summit announcement today.

I’m hyped for Yama and the next Myreque/Vampyre quest (Blood Moon Rises)

The Yama Rewards are really good, and focus a lot on special energy (2 stacks of death charge per cast, surge pots that give 25% spec on 5min CD) and also a very interesting new spec weapon.
The Soulflame Horn's rousing bellow will provide an additional 100% Accuracy to allies within two tiles of you, guaranteeing that their next Melee hit within 6 seconds is successful against NPCs. This costs 25% per player affected, so you’re limited to four allies, but it will also grant you the same buff if it affects an ally. This Accuracy-enhancing effect also applies to Special Attacks, so it should be easy to understand the potential of a Soulflame Horn into Defence-reducing Special Attacks combo. Sotetseg won’t know what hit him!
And a new melee slash accuracy gear serves as an in between of bandos and torva.

I’m interested in the summer sweep up because it’s going to finally clear up the elemental weakness mess, and it will introduce melee zulrah and Kree to the main game! (Like I always tell people leagues and dmm is Jagex testing the waters for future updates)
 
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Here’s the full summit announcement today.

I’m hyped for Yama and the next Myreque/Vampyre quest (Blood Moon Rises)

The Yama Rewards are really good, and focus a lot on special energy (2 stacks of death charge per cast, surge pots that give 25% spec on 5min CD) and also a very interesting new spec weapon.

And a new melee slash accuracy gear serves as an in between of bandos and torva.

I’m interested in the summer sweep up because it’s going to finally clear up the elemental weakness mess, and it will introduce melee zulrah and Kree to the main game! (Like I always tell people leagues and dmm is Jagex testing the waters for future updates)

Never thought I'd say this but can these guys chill the fuck out on the amount of content they're pumping out?
 
Got my second Synapse I made the Emberlight first, now I made the Scorching Bow, it's crazy good at ZGW combined with the Lightbearer. Over 1500 TD KC so hopefully I don't go too dry on my third.
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Got my first Noxious Halberd piece on my first Araxxor task at 27 KC
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