OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

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I remember reading about that months ago. Is it feature complete?
It's in a more complete state now than prior. There was recently a small expansion that bridges the gap between the main story locations and the end game area in terms of leveling. There's more updates planned for later game stuff and further balancing. There's enough for you to sink your teeth into.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fi-JaKxK6Nk
Asmongold and Moist are working together again.

Perhaps Indians are involved in this crisis... or perhaps they have a different shared enemy who is working behind the scenes.
Honestly speaks how much the bigger OSRS content creators haven’t made a video about this at all, like the only one I saw was Jimmy on his 2nd channel.

Too scared that they might lose those Jagex perks I suppose.
 
Honestly speaks how much the bigger OSRS content creators haven’t made a video about this at all, like the only one I saw was Jimmy on his 2nd channel.

Too scared that they might lose those Jagex perks I suppose.
I've seen king condor, gnomonkey and saebae completely seethe over the membership bullshit. I know they're nowhere near the sub counts of some of the larger creators but they're still pretty well known within the community
 
Honestly speaks how much the bigger OSRS content creators haven’t made a video about this at all, like the only one I saw was Jimmy on his 2nd channel.

Too scared that they might lose those Jagex perks I suppose.
Watching it right now


He's really annoyed. Highly edited video to remove the bits he almost certainly called them fucking retards.
 
Honestly speaks how much the bigger OSRS content creators haven’t made a video about this at all, like the only one I saw was Jimmy on his 2nd channel.

Too scared that they might lose those Jagex perks I suppose.

This is especially odd considering his non-OSRS content does just as well as his OSRS content.

I suspect that this is not about him being afraid of Jagex.
 
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Got a Dragon Lump today (makes Dragon Platebody), about 1.4K deep into my grind for d limbs. (Loot tracker reset from new phone)
 
Redditors issuing fraudulent chargebacks due to this survey is a bit much, I'd just like to get membership on my GIM without having to call my bank and learn that they've been getting a lot of reports of fraud by Jagex for the past couple weeks. Can't even escape protestors inconveniencing me "for my own good" in an interactive medieval-themed screensaver any more.
 
Redditors issuing fraudulent chargebacks due to this survey is a bit much, I'd just like to get membership on my GIM without having to call my bank and learn that they've been getting a lot of reports of fraud by Jagex for the past couple weeks. Can't even escape protestors inconveniencing me "for my own good" in an interactive medieval-themed screensaver any more.
That’s what you have to do if you really don’t want Jagex to have your money anymore, especially if you’re a person that upfront pays for a year sub.

Alched my soul bearer during Abby task :(

From the wiki
“If a player loses the soul bearer, they can acquire another one by using a spade to dig in the Arceuus church crypt again.”

Another cool note some people may not know (due to the rarity of being on Arc book for a task) you can reanimate ensouled head drops as soon as you get them (be it on the ground or in inventory) but if you log out/bank the heads you’re require to go the dark altar to do.
 

So as Jagex does as they do, they are no longer going to release a good magic item that benefits everyone that doesn’t have a shadow (I mean the shit is like 1.2b now LMAO) and now are just giving us an upgraded* occult. Why * ? Well if you recall this past year Occult’s stats got shafted and re arranged to other mage gear.
The proposed Eldritch Necklace has:
+8 Magic Accuracy
2% MDMG%
+1 Prayer
+10 to ALL Def
Over Occult. Yeah we’re given half unnerfings to items as upgrades now
Meanwhile the original Eldritch Veil (a cape) originally was to do:
The Eldritch veil is a new best-in-slot magic cape proposed for release with Varlamore: The Final Dawn, and is a guaranteed drop from defeating The Doom of Mokhaiotl at delve level 8. It would require level 80 in Magic to wear, and is untradeable. Additionally, the veil has a passive effect that increases the player's Magic minimum hit by 2, but will not interact with the multiplier effects of Tumeken's shadow.
Guess which one would be better for ALL staves while one heavily benefits shadow.

Can we just talk about how Shadow has ruined any ways they can do magic gear upgrades because you have to balance around a heavily farmed mega rare (1.2b btw, seriously do a bank sale and do a shadow rebuild) that gives 3x DMG/accuracy (4x in the heavily farmed raid) meanwhile anyone that (mostly irons) don’t have one have to suffer noodling at with their tridents on Akkha, or basically being forced to only do Whisperer on task if you’re lucky to get one, because lord knows it’s a long fight without shadow.

I love Toa but I think Shadow ruined the game
 
Even though I don't have any immediate plans to play (Old School) Runescape (since Jagex makes monthly blunders), decided to make sure my main account was in order considering I've had it for like two fucking decades. Nothing major, just update my email to Proton since Tuta finally pissed me off enough to leave them. Took me several days and the use of a Private Browser Window to finally get into my account. What really started to piss me off, though, is the amount of fucking Cloudflare checks to do fucking anything. Not even RockStar's Launcher with it's Breakfast Nigger filter (IYKYK) was as annoying as having to do this for every check. I don't know if it's because I'm using Brave or it's an extension or if it's a script, but I had literal back-to-back Cloudflare checks. I must have clicked amount 50 of these fucking things. Then I see this and I now I want to see this company burn to the fucking ground.
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Anyway, got the email updated and my account tied to my Steam, so the only thing I have to worry about is Jagex running their company into the ground. When, not if.
 
My account got totally wiped when I "upgraded" to a jagex account, gg 30b

Is it more based not to list this shit at the bottom of your website or to have it 404 from incompetence?
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"We like power creep haha just kidding!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oAc5voBILb8Pick a fucking lane, Jagex!
I feel like they just randomly decide what's okay and what isn't. They put torva, masori, shadow, quiver, lightbearer, ultor ring, rancour, and the fucking beyond broken at release (and still the most efficiently busted) osmumten's fang in the game in a fairly quick succession then went on to shit themselves about 2% magic damage. Can they just make up their mind already
 
New bosses are good, I can’t say much about its loot I’ve only done 10kc (great survey I know) but they do do what they are designed to do for learner bosses.

Only current gripes are that they reused fight caves music, and that they didn’t code the fire/ice walls like olm fire walls, where all you need to do to extinguish an olm wall is have a form of water/ice and right click, where as the titans you’re forced to open the spell book and click either a fire or water spell

It’s a complete joke of a fight as a duo if you have someone that knows about pvm, but even then if you’re actually learning it’s simple as well as you just focus one of them down. (irons can also partake in duos with non irons)

General quick guide as of release, you can melee the ice giant once at the start of the fight before it goes into the ranged phase (good time for a multi hit spec, as stat reduction weps aren’t needed), after you just range the ice giant down clearing walls as needed (you basically just want to make sure there isn’t a wall dividing the arena when it goes into final phase) and when they summon their minions I’ve just been ignoring them with protect melee on the whole fight (they do evidently explode dealing aoe dmg, most of all other dmg is prayed against so I would just ignore the adds and kill boss) after which when they are summoned you swap to melee and hit the ice giant swapping back to ranged once he runs away until final phase is triggered. Final phase is just finish off ice giant and step in the circle when it spawns, when you get to the circle swap to ranged weps to keep your DPS up as you have to wait for 3 blast waves to past to go melee again. Once ice is dead just kill fire and repeat the same mechanics, you can only loot ONE of the bosses, Fire gives the Mage prayer/fire half of staff and Ice gives the Ranged prayer/ice half of staff.

I’d recommend using the Mixed hide gear for this fight if you aren’t a big gear switcher as it gives both good ranged stats and gives melee str bonus.
 
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