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just do what I do and run a local server with simulated players. the gang's all here
We will reach a point where you can get the single player MMO experience by booting a local server and having extremely well trained AI players everywhere. From the guys asking for levels to the masses of trader spam to the dude you walk by going to Falador that just says 'lol'. It's both horrifying and heartwarming as a way to keep dead ancient MMORPGs alive failing some bigger revival project.
 
FUCKING PRONOUNS! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT!
Difference is that was an easily ignored toggle in a single player game and this is an MMO adding pronouns that will, undoubtedly, punish and/or ban players for ignoring them on a version of the game that isn't meant to change anything without putting it to vote.

Also, heelvsbabyface is a gigantic manchild that had nothing substantive to say during that rant.
 
I feel like this update just feels like its just desperation to grab new players and drive out the old population. The game has been dying for a while now and while I do believe this was eventually gonna happen, I would point out they had a job opening for a Community Manager for this game as well as a Commercial Business Analyst. Its not hard to believe that Jagex, who are just as pozzed as any other gaming company nowadays, were reluctant to go through with the "woke checklister" crowd at first considering prior pushback, but with the new hires, they were told to just fuck over the "bigoted" old players and go through without a sweat. And also to hide it in a major update to further piss them off, and we fell for the bait....

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For fucks sake, just started getting back into this shit and bought a membership so I could get my mining to 70 in the motherlode mine instead of the mining guild.
 
Also, heelvsbabyface is a gigantic manchild that had nothing substantive to say during that rant.
theres also the fact he, when pressed, will have to say he of course supports the lgbt, the lgbtq, the lgbtqiaplus2s, etc. but simply doesnt want it included despite supposed support because ....., people here can just openly that tranny shit is just a creepy fetish being normalized and pushed to children and even toddlers, and wed like to have worlds that dont have that to visit.
And also to hide it in a major update to further piss them off, and we fell for the bait....
what bait? im sure theyd rather people simply spend money and praise the gay faggot degen homo shit. i dont know why so many people think that youll get less degen child rapist shit if you "play nice" ie never do anything ever. news flash people who get off on pushing social boundaries give not one single fuck about whether youre nice or not, if you conform perfectly theyll push more and act like youre the one taking a mile.
 
I had no idea this existed. Downloaded it today, works like a charm, thanks!
I have yet to scroll through 2009scapes TOS but I did get the chance to try out Vidyascape and it was really good. I even tried using the client on my 2010 netbook and It ran with no framedrops (unlike the runelite client which does a pathetic 12fps max.) I hope these small clones continue to grow. Enough that they have supporters to keep their projects alive but also not enough to draw the attention of Jagex to try and sue these projects.

*Edit* Forgot to mention you have the ability to slur in Vidyascape. Its covered up with asteriks what you say but you dont get banned because the admins talk like that too.
 
Man I'm tempted to call up my Russian friend and ask him how much it would cost me to get a bunch of bots going around misgendering stink ditches the seeding would be hilarious
 
The thing that gets me about this if Mod Ash is the one that's supporting the tranny shit, is that he is a Catholic and I've seen old posts from him showing him at church and such. I feel he'd be the one guy at Fagex not willing to support it, unless he's being forced into it for the sake of his employment or some other gay reason.
Oh stop. Christianity is the most cucked religion ever. The people who used to crusade are now happy sitting around waiting to be genocided cause it's "god's plan and they'll be going to heaven!" Yeah, that's exactly what Christ and God want, for all their followers to die and for none to be left to spread to word. Don't even get me started on the worship of "God's chosen people" if they're chosen, what does that make you?

Anyways, like I've said before move onto Brighter Stores. RS is only gonna get worse. And nothing was as magical as early days of runescape classic when people hadn't figured out min/maxing.

 
what bait? im sure theyd rather people simply spend money and praise the gay faggot degen homo shit. i dont know why so many people think that youll get less degen child rapist shit if you "play nice" ie never do anything ever. news flash people who get off on pushing social boundaries give not one single fuck about whether youre nice or not, if you conform perfectly theyll push more and act like youre the one taking a mile.
I believe its bait since the primary focus on the update was the Slayer Partners returning, and there's no mention of it on the tweet or other social media, so its clear they slipped it in a major update to fool the veterans who either raged or clapped liek seals, and then used it as an excuse to start banning the former for being bigots.
Also it looks like they're gonna step it up by bringing in consultant companies and focus groups, which tells me more lunacy is coming....
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Difference is that was an easily ignored toggle in a single player game and this is an MMO adding pronouns that will, undoubtedly, punish and/or ban players for ignoring them on a version of the game that isn't meant to change anything without putting it to vote.

Also, heelvsbabyface is a gigantic manchild that had nothing substantive to say during that rant.
That's like if developers asked people to vote for stuff like patching duplication glitches.
 
I believe its bait since the primary focus on the update was the Slayer Partners returning, and there's no mention of it on the tweet or other social media, so its clear they slipped it in a major update to fool the veterans who either raged or clapped liek seals, and then used it as an excuse to start banning the former for being bigots.
Also it looks like they're gonna step it up by bringing in consultant companies and focus groups, which tells me more lunacy is coming....View attachment 6312450
I got one of these emails. There's no telling how many of them were sent out. If they activate the survey at any point, I'll report what I see.

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I believe its bait since the primary focus on the update was the Slayer Partners returning, and there's no mention of it on the tweet or other social media, so its clear they slipped it in a major update to fool the veterans who either raged or clapped liek seals, and then used it as an excuse to start banning the former for being bigots.
Also it looks like they're gonna step it up by bringing in consultant companies and focus groups, which tells me more lunacy is coming....View attachment 6312450
>banned
good, if theyre going to bow to this shit then no one should be playing anyway. and the target audience is almost entirely people with nostalgia for a time before all this lunacy so most likely path is its reduced to an even further niche and their fears from the pride event come back ten fold.
 
@Zeus Blue Thunder Looks like there is some live cattle! (turns out I cannot reply to his spergout) If its not bait, you are perhaps the most dossile.
 
Try Melvor Idle... Only takes 5-10 minutes of your day.
How so? Is there some sort of energy restriction mechanism limiting play?

On topic, I'm glad that I irrevocably quit OSRS some years ago(When they introduced that cave in the mountain with the "special" fish that you could farm prayer with). Also, Mod TrAsh seems to be living up to that nickname of his.

BTW, @Null - there are still Classic Runescape private servers around (an even older version of the game), in case you were unaware.
 
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