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The only potentially funny part of this is 07scape is full of shitlords.

There's going to be a lot of comically ugly lumberjack bearded players using the new female pronouns and clothes options.

My God do the British suck, they deserve all of the Islams. I loved Runescape as a kid.
 
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Why does every single fucking indie dev and or niche game dev do this? They jack off every single bad idea in the book and put it into the game regardless of what the player base thinks and ignore genuinely good ideas. It's a fucking pattern I see over and over again.
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Indie Games for whatever reason seem to end up even more pozzed than the mainline AAA titles. In fact it is indie games where a lot of the pozzed shit originated from, and then these indie devs ended up infiltrating the big companies.
 
how nice that every corpo bends the knee to this group of people who are 0.1% of the population. They don't even really respect them too once you see how they really interact with them.
 
They ruin everything you hold dear and love. I was working my way through the f2p quests on my first ironman last month and found it cozy, turning off the chat and not talking to anyone. Misgendering is pure faggotry, they don’t even care they just see it as a means of controlling you and flexing their institutional muscles that they have been given because they will never be a threat to the people in charge. The perfect bug person, weak, disabled, unable to think dangerously wrong thoughts, fucking disgusting.
 
NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Never played the game but I know people are very passionate about it.

RIP.
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Try Melvor Idle. Numbers go up, bars go left & right, dopamine is secreted. Only takes 5-10 minutes of your day.

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They do it literally out of pure seethe, consciousness or unconsciousness. The most ardent ones are ogres who’ve self-mutilated, but the ones who embarrassed themselves by ensuring their parents can never look at them again are as bad. Even if someone like Fong-Jones didn’t cut their dick off they still made a fool of themselves, they can’t stop people mocking them behind closed doors and when those people are alone.

Here’s a happy rope salesman for no reason.
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2007 scape died a long time ago, and it wasn't only the fag shit. Newfags came in and voted for all skills to have a nice way of training via a minigame, making the normal way of training mostly useless. Like the Wintertodt, Tempoross (which is just water Wintertodt), the runecraft wintertodt, everything.

Null said:
Every single change, pre-announced, discussed, polled, then implemented only with a huge majority.
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But this isn't even true. Even without gay changes, the whole elves questline was changed, and now you can only play the original one in RS3. The old school team was too afraid that people wouldn't want to do the questline for Song of the elves (one of the highest tier quest, with a bunch of high level requirements) that they removed a bunch of fail conditions:
- When you carry the samples back to Varrock you can now teleport and use ships, eliminating the thinking required to hall your ass back
- No dialogue options that can get you caught with the disease sample, because why would you want a little thinking in an RPG quest
- Underground pass has a bunch of traps changed, not only you fail less but it's also more annoying because you can't use some speedrun strats that were in the old version. It's a really boring quest and not needing to check every single trap makes it way better.

These are all available in RS3, but not the og edition™ runescape
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
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They do it literally out of pure seethe, consciousness or unconsciousness. The most ardent ones are ogres who’ve self-mutilated, but the ones who embarrassed themselves by ensuring their parents can never look at them again are as bad. Even if someone like Fong-Jones didn’t cut their dick off they still made a fool of themselves, they can’t stop people mocking them behind closed doors and when those people are alone.

Here’s a happy rope salesman for no reason.
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Hate to see when gatekeeping fails. It's only a matter of time before people start to host their own private server instance from a copy of the version they enjoyed.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Ash worked on the old game (before osrs/3) and I'm hoping it's not him because to see the devs of my childhood fall to brainrot is even more depressing. Of course he's fucking bending the knee to it. I don't think any one person is going to take credit for it to avoid being lambasted but the entire fucking head development team is guilty.
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Ash is still by far the most competent dev, and also extremely woke and fully on board with shit like this and the annual Pride events and diversity shit. It's been this way for years now, this isn't news, but still sad to see it continuing
 
omfg I was struggling to think of how this would interact with a quest because they didn't mention it.

Sir Leye is a knight of Merlin and in a specific miniquest for Recruitment Drive you have to defeat him. He says "No man can defeat me!" which is the hint you have to go to the Makeover Mage and change your character's sex to female to do damage to him. They changed that to "no blade may harm me" and you just can't use a sword. Just use any non-bladed weapon.

So I was immediately thinking how they're going to implement sex for that miniquest only to discover they had already fagged it up years ago. They just can't stop being gay retards.
 
Haramburger said:
I just saw this on /v/, I am also disgusted.
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The Runescape protests are just like the real british ones, noisy & entertaining, but ultimately you just have to eat the policy change or leave game/country.

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Wow. Gay. I know I love being reduced to Body Type B like I'm not an actual person. I don't know about you fellow Body Type B's but isn't super dehumanising or anything.

But fuck this gay shit. I understand why you're upset. When you love something seeing it subjected to this kinda shit hurts. Especially to placate the most obnoxious minority. Sincerely. They make up less than 1 percent of our society but are somehow the loudest most annoying ones. I've met literal parasites who aren't half as annoying.
 
DHugo said:
- When you carry the samples back to Varrock you can now teleport and use ships, eliminating the thinking required to hall your ass back
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Did they really? That's basically the entire challenge of that quest is getting back to Rimmington without breaking them.
 
Runescape trying to commit suicide again is at least on par with all the tranny shit they are pushing
 
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