🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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"We got four bottles of Jaeger, a rotting hoof, three cans of sugarless red bull, two stream snipers, a dime bag of weed, a crushed pack of Kools, and a mobility scooter."

"Not that we needed all that for the trip but when you build up a serious degeneracy collection you tend to push the limits."
 
Jace on ice said:
"We got four bottles of Jaeger, a rotting hoof, three cans of sugarless red bull, two stream snipers, a dime bag of weed, a crushed pack of Kools, and a mobility scooter."

"Not that we needed all that for the trip but when you build up a serious degeneracy collection you tend to push the limits."
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JESUS CHRIST, WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKIN PERSONS COME FROM
 
Got two bottles and a red bull
Got two bottles and a red bull
Itty bitty foot and a stump
Itty bitty foot and a stump
Litty on a scooter with an attitude
Litty on a scooter with an attitude

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gang weeder said:
I would have to imagine he wouldn't be up and about and doing his usual antics if he was in septic shock. I am skeptical that he actually had sepsis last night for the same reason. I mean I'm not a doctor or EMS, but. It doesn't seem like something you just walk off within a few hours.
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Deep alcoholics and addicts are weird. They can seemingly shake off ebola levels of shit and keep shambling around while their insides are dissolving.

It remains to be seen what Blade looks like once all the shit they hit him with in the ER wears off. The fluids and IV antibiotics and whatever they gave him to raise his blood pressure.
 
Gotta hand it to the man, he's a real blue-collar, lunch-pail worker who clocks in rain or shine. Gotta keep a roof over his head and food on the table. The stream-mines don't offer sick days, and there aint no workmans comp when the party-train derails. Real protestant work ethic on display here.
 
Evil Violent Racist said:
"A standard 1.55-oz (43g) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Candy Bar contains 25 grams of total sugar (including 21 grams of added sugar)."

"Classic Jägermeister contains 13.2 grams of sugar per 100 ml, which equals 4.0 grams of sugar per standard 30 ml shot (or about 3.3 to 4.2 grams depending on the specific pour size and regional bottle specifications)"

figure it out person
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Yeah, let's not get hyperbolic but still:
that checks out with the official website:
ml20,0
Carbohydrate2,8 g
of which sugars2,6 g
kcal50

which works out to 97.5 grams of 'suger' and 1875 kcal per 750ml bottle.

That's almost a whole day of calories for someone with no muscle and activity level of Blade.
 

POCKET WATCHING​

Tallied up the donations from last nights pre hospital stream and the post hospital update segment, the updated rough sum of donations blade has now received from this Vegas trip so far is $6,028.71. This is counted from onscreen donations, this number will be low because during F portions of the stream and when he mutes the donos, lots of them don't play or pop up on the screen. Lots of the sleep streams were not accounted for but there wouldn't have been that much in those hours of footage anyway.

Estimated number = $6,028.71 in 1359 recorded donations
True number is probably $300/$500/$800 more.


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Midnight Energy Drink said:
which works out to 97.5 grams of 'suger' and 1875 kcal per 750ml bottle.

That's almost a whole day of calories for someone with no muscle and activity level of Blade.
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it's not even 50% more sugar than full-sugar coke. it's not some fucking esoteric toxic waste helldrink, it's black licorice liqueur and most people aren't slamming multiple 750ml bottles a day. if you're spraying shit out your ass or going into sugar shock from a jagerbomb maybe you need to figure it out a little bit
 
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it's not even 50% more sugar than full-sugar coke. it's not some fucking esoteric toxic waste helldrink, it's black licorice liqueur and most people aren't slamming multiple 750ml bottles a day. if you're spraying shit out your ass or going into sugar shock from a jagerbomb maybe you need to figure it out a little bit
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Not even, it's 13g vs 10g per 100ml... Only 3g more but five times more calories (from alcohol). This mix of sugar and alcohol was engineered by Germans to destroy diabetics.
 
Evil Violent Racist said:
"A standard 1.55-oz (43g) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Candy Bar contains 25 grams of total sugar (including 21 grams of added sugar)."

"Classic Jägermeister contains 13.2 grams of sugar per 100 ml, which equals 4.0 grams of sugar per standard 30 ml shot (or about 3.3 to 4.2 grams depending on the specific pour size and regional bottle specifications)"

figure it out person
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This guy is an alcoholic who chooses to get drunk on straight jeger?
That's the most psychotic thing I've read
It's so fucking sweet, you're basically chugging liquid honey
Plus its kind of expensive, every normal alcoholic picks bottom of the shelf stuff, cheap vodkas/whiskeys, cheap strong beers in plastic bottles, wine that comes in carton boxes or bum wines - jeger is too expensive to get drunk on regularly, especially since proper alcoholics dont care about taste just the feeling of drunkeness.
I never heard of anyone who makes jagermeister their drink of choice, its too sweet. Everyone who drinks it just has a shot of it for stomach ache or in jegerbombs.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
No..it's very serouis. It's when the infection gets into bloodstream and your immune system freaks the fuck out. It's no longer about treating the infection..your immune system actively begins shutting down blood flow to organs in a desperate attempt to stop the spread of the infection.

Basically your organs fail. You die. It's a systemic inflammatory response. He may not survive and if he does he won't be able to walk or might have brain damage. Serouis shit. I would hate to be the doctor treating blade. What a mess
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shut the fuck up doomer, theyll just pump his body full of something then hes all good. not that srs, hes under constant surveillance at all times. its not like hes laying in the street with infections that are left untreated.
 
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