🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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[BikeLock]

It's hard to describe the taste. Like drinking a thick sweet syrup flavored with Christmas tree water. It's not terrible but it's more like a herby flavored cough syrup. Everclear is nasty shit. Might aswell drink diesel

It does definitely make you shit tho. Can absolutely confirm that. The redbull makes it even worse

Combined with blades diet I'll bet every day that man lays siege to his toilet for hours on end.

It's basically liquid black licorice.

 

[Weather Forecasts]

It's basically liquid black licorice.

It's almost exactly 3 Hershey chocolate bars per shot.

He'd be doing a lot better just swapping to Tito's.

 

[Jace on ice]

It's almost exactly 3 Hershey chocolate bars per shot.

In terms of sugar content?

That's fucking insane. No wonder his feetus are rotting off.

 

[BikeLock]

It's almost exactly 3 Hershey chocolate bars per shot.

He'd be doing a lot better just swapping to Tito's.

That explains the hang overs, Holy shit I never knew!
No wonder the Germans look at us sideways when we get wasted on it, lmao.

 

[Ernest Hemingway]

It's almost exactly 3 Hershey chocolate bars per shot.

This seems very uhhhh not true?

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

That explains the hang overs, Holy shit I never knew!
No wonder the Germans look at us sideways when we get wasted on it, lmao.

Get drunk on za Jaeger? Nein. Zat is for pooping.


Ve don't du zat in guhmany

 

[Weather Forecasts]

This seems very uhhhh not true?

Look it up. Blade does get drunk, but more importantly he goes into diabetic shock.

 

[Tricky Tricky]

Look it up. Blade does get drunk, but more importantly he goes into diabetic shock.

Nope, not even close. A shot of Jägermeister has roughly one-fifth the sugar of a regular Hershey's chocolate bar.

 

[Evil Violent Racist]

"A standard 1.55-oz (43g) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Candy Bar contains 25 grams of total sugar (including 21 grams of added sugar)."

"Classic Jägermeister contains 13.2 grams of sugar per 100 ml, which equals 4.0 grams of sugar per standard 30 ml shot (or about 3.3 to 4.2 grams depending on the specific pour size and regional bottle specifications)"

figure it out person

 

[Jace on ice]

Nope, not even close. A shot of Jägermeister has roughly one-fifth the sugar of a regular Hershey's chocolate bar.

Sure, but Blade is drinking entire bottles on litty nights. How many chocolate bars is that?

 

[Ernest Hemingway]

Sure, but Blade is drinking entire bottles on litty nights. How many chocolate bars is that?

Bro do you even math?

 

[BikeLock]

"A standard 1.55-oz (43g) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Candy Bar contains 25 grams of total sugar (including 21 grams of added sugar)."

"Classic Jägermeister contains 13.2 grams of sugar per 100 ml, which equals 4.0 grams of sugar per standard 30 ml shot (or about 3.3 to 4.2 grams depending on the specific pour size and regional bottle specifications)"

figure it out person

That is still a lot of sugar.
Regular Red Bulls have a lot of sugar in them, too.

 

[Jace on ice]

Bro do you even math?

No math is big gay.

 

[Evil Violent Racist]

That is still a lot of sugar.
Regular Red Bulls have a lot of sugar in them, too.

He gets sugar-free red bulls I think, very health-conscious our person is

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

That is still a lot of sugar.
Regular Red Bulls have a lot of sugar in them, too.

To quote blades response to a superchat asking this very question...


"I drink sugar free red bull

And you guys say i don't care about my health? Hahaha. What do you know dude, I'm fine "

 

[rnad]

He gets sugar-free red bulls I think, very health-conscious our person is

Our blade likes his suger free redbulls

 

[TheNecoArccountant]

People on Twitter posting about Blade never leaving Las Vegas as though it's a bad thing.

If Blade dies in Vegas then HE WILL HAVE LIVED BISH

 

[Evil Violent Racist]

Blade drinking himself to death in Las Vegas is the 2026 version of Leaving Las Vegas, Nic Cage's character would definitely be a livestreaming PUA in a reboot

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

The Vegas saga has been producing so much contont and new pages for this thread.