🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Never had it, Google said it's a measly 70 proof. He must just drink bottle after bottle to stay at his base level of completely obliterated all the time. Break out the Everclear you toeless pussy and let's really party

It's hard to describe the taste. Like drinking a thick sweet syrup flavored with Christmas tree water.

It does definitely make you shit tho. Can absolutely confirm that. The redbull makes it even worse

The 35% alcohol content DOES kill germs (it doesn't spoil despite having tons of sugar) but it's not the best disinfectant in clinical setting:

• Pure ethanol above 90% evaporates too quickly, compromising germicidal action.
• Lower proof alcoholic beverages like vodka (around 40%) are ineffective for disinfection and unsuitable due to sugar content, which can feed bacteria after alcohol evaporates. [source]

I like it, but watching Blade, and other lolcows for that matter (Rekieta, Jer, Styx), puts me off.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Sepsis presents some very obvious signs like mottling and swelling (his hoof leg)

A paramedic wouldn't say it if he didn't see those signs. Sepsis causes low blood pressure not high.


I know right. All the web 1.0 cows I follow died. I took a 4 year break from the farms after Lowtax unalived himself.

Blade and boogie are my last cows and they both are not doing well.

You may want to avail yourself of one of the Highlander Cows like DSP, Chris Chan, Ethan Ralph or Metokur. They appear to be unkillable via conventional means.

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

You may want to avail yourself of one of the Highlander Cows like DSP, Chris Chan, Ethan Ralph or Metokur. They appear to be unkillable via conventional means.

I thought metokur had cancer and was dead years ago. Tbh I don't have any ambition to follow anymore e retards.

When my last cow dies, that will be it for me.

 

[Guinan's hats]

"Uhhh whud is kiwi farms?" So fucking embarrassing, so humiliating.

I mean how many alcoholics do you know? He may have honestly just forgotten tbh.

You may want to avail yourself of one of the Highlander Cows like DSP, Chris Chan, Ethan Ralph or Metokur. They appear to be unkillable via conventional means.

DSP is on a shitty arc of getting addicted to pokemon cards, i would skip him for now.

 

[Irregardless]

HOLY SHIT WTF??? Wow all he needed was a little sleep and a IV bag and he's brand new.. Is he going to start doing firesales?? lmao

Yup he's doing shots again LOL

I wonder if he's got that Ozzy Osbourne shit where he's like genetically immune to alcohol wetting his brain

 

[Jace on ice]

I thought metokur had cancer and was dead years ago. Tbh I don't have any ambition to follow anymore e retards.

When my last cow dies, that will be it for me.

How many web 1.0 cows are even left these days?

 

[Rustybuttons]

The 35% alcohol content DOES kill germs (it doesn't spoil despite having tons of sugar) but it's not the best disinfectant in clinical setting:

• Pure ethanol above 90% evaporates too quickly, compromising germicidal action.
• Lower proof alcoholic beverages like vodka (around 40%) are ineffective for disinfection and unsuitable due to sugar content, which can feed bacteria after alcohol evaporates. [source]

I like it, but watching Blade, and other lolcows for that matter (Rekieta, Jer, Styx), puts me off.

Same here. Watching blade puts me off of drinking, but all this talk of jager makes me want to give it an experimental taste test. For the lols.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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That's what I was thinking of when I was watching his POV with that basket of Jaeger sticked to the bottom of the screen

Edit: Updated with @The golden neckbeard idea

Hail to the king, baby

 

[SparkPlug]

Blade in boneclinks kick chat

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Same here. Watching blade puts me off of drinking, but all this talk of Yeager makes me want to give it an experimental taste test. For the lols.

Thinking of it, Jaeger is licorice of alcohol, and in fact licorice is one of the herbs in the blend. Very divisive - you're either a Jaeger person or a person, person.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Powerlevel, but ER Tech / former EMS from the hood here:

Judging by his vitals, current state, and protocol EMS likely called it in to the ER as sepsis. Now, granted, the lab work may come back negative for it, but he’ll be treated as if he has it regardless in the meantime.

Similar Powerlevel. No we cannot "diagnose" Sepsis in the field without bloodwork. But fairly advanced Sepsis looks distinct enough that you will rarely mistake it for anything else. Except maybe some African Hemoragic Fever. There is so much sweat rolling off them. They are typically a bit delirious. Their skin has a pallor often yellow tinged that you just don't get from anything else. And in cases like Blade here where there is a rotting gangrenous extremity you get hit with the smell.

Could EMS be wrong? Sure. Are they wrong? Oh fuck no. We've been watching it develop for awhile now. Is he in full blown "Septic Shock" yet where his organs are dying, his vitals crashing and his heart and brain are being starved for oxygen? Probably not quite yet. But he's getting there.

 

[JJJJJJJletsgo]

Every time he just streams like nothing happens in the morning I'm surprised. EMT/Hospital staff were talking about insane blood pressure levels, sepsis, and commenting on the smell of his rotting leg. Every time I'm shocked that he just hoofs it off in the morning

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Bec is trying to cuck content

I wish this bitch would just fuck off permanently. She broke up with Brian like 4 years ago and she still tries to use him to stay relevant and clout chase him. Imagine clout chasing Blade of all people.

Hey Bec the Nec, maybe go back to taking care of the children you abandoned instead of trying to manipulate content. No one likes you or finds you entertaining. By the way, you got fatter and you look 80 years old - you porker.

 

[Weather Forecasts]

I mean how many alcoholics do you know? He may have honestly just forgotten tbh.


DSP is on a shitty arc of getting addicted to pokemon cards, i would skip him for now.

I am one.

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

Similar Powerlevel. No we cannot "diagnose" Sepsis in the field without bloodwork. But fairly advanced Sepsis looks distinct enough that you will rarely mistake it for anything else. Except maybe some African Hemoragic Fever. There is so much sweat rolling off them. They are typically a bit delirious. Their skin has a pallor often yellow tinged that you just don't get from anything else. And in cases like Blade here where there is a rotting gangrenous extremity you get hit with the smell.

Could EMS be wrong? Sure. Are they wrong? Oh fuck no. We've been watching it develop for awhile now. Is he in full blown "Septic Shock" yet where his organs are dying, his vitals crashing and his heart and brain are being starved for oxygen? Probably not quite yet. But he's getting there.

Anybody who has been to the hospital for an infection will tell you to get wm accurate procolactin test takes 48 hours. They take those tests and keep you to monitor to make sure. The doctors literally want to care for him, that's why they became doctors but no one can force blade to stay in the hospital.

Blade feels like shit because he has an infection. He is likely experiencing chills, nausea, sweating but is writing it off as a Jaeger after effect. He tells us this much in his own stream.

He is an absolute idiot. He is 100% streaming his final days. He is pale, bloated and his foot is fucking turning black. The obvious outcome in the next 7 days is a collapse on stream and hospitalization for weeks or death.

 

[Jace on ice]

Certified legendary internet moment if he just fucking dies on stream tonight.

 

[Schpoots]

Alcohol is blades horcrux. So long as he remains intoxicated he is immortal.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

0:16

i love how he is immune to alogging faggots.

 

[A Dull Fiddler]

The Warski posters on Blade's TTS are cucking the content and need to be swinging from rafters already

 

[gang weeder]

Similar Powerlevel. No we cannot "diagnose" Sepsis in the field without bloodwork. But fairly advanced Sepsis looks distinct enough that you will rarely mistake it for anything else. Except maybe some African Hemoragic Fever. There is so much sweat rolling off them. They are typically a bit delirious. Their skin has a pallor often yellow tinged that you just don't get from anything else. And in cases like Blade here where there is a rotting gangrenous extremity you get hit with the smell.

Could EMS be wrong? Sure. Are they wrong? Oh fuck no. We've been watching it develop for awhile now. Is he in full blown "Septic Shock" yet where his organs are dying, his vitals crashing and his heart and brain are being starved for oxygen? Probably not quite yet. But he's getting there.

I would have to imagine he wouldn't be up and about and doing his usual antics if he was in septic shock. I am skeptical that he actually had sepsis last night for the same reason. I mean I'm not a doctor or EMS, but. It doesn't seem like something you just walk off within a few hours.