🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Here's Blade's "full" let's play of Vegas Run. He plays it like a retard and quits a couple minutes in. Could've been fun to watch a drunk guy play a game about him driving drunk, but he manages to be nontent even with free content on offer.

Here Blade explains the difference between small tits and J-cuppers using a movie metaphor.

Blade on crackheads

MONKEY
I guess the stream got flagged on youtube, so Blade moved to Rumble, which is more agreeable to his niggerbombing ways.
Nigger it out, nigger!

Blade changes his tune and announces you can indeed say "nigger".

Blade on poor people.
 
Dip Can said:
Here Blade explains the difference between small tits and J-cuppers using a movie metaphor.
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What a modern day poet. Brian "Rizz" Risso.

I admit I haven't been keeping up with Blade that much but who the fuck is this Bella bitch? I initially thought it was Jill he was talking to on the phone. The "I wanna wrap your stump and call you nigger" comment sent my sides to fucking orbit. Is she trying to become a tard wrangler or something?
 
Dip Can said:
Here's Blade's "full" let's play of Vegas Run. He plays it like a retard and quits a couple minutes in. Could've been fun to watch a drunk guy play a game about him driving drunk, but he manages to be nontent even with free content on offer.
VegasRun letsplay.mp4
Here Blade explains the difference between small tits and J-cuppers using a movie metaphor.
movie metaphor.mp4
Blade on crackheads
on crackheads.mp4
MONKEY
monkey.mp3
I guess the stream got flagged on youtube, so Blade moved to Rumble, which is more agreeable to his niggerbombing ways.
Nigger it out, nigger!
nitoutn.mp4
Blade changes his tune and announces you can indeed say "nigger".
nword.mp4
Blade on poor people.
on poors.mp4
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8:00 PB light work for a chud like me

this game is way too well made for a shitpost about a lolcow, claude cooked on this one
 
Agares said:
At least you’re not Cyraxx level bad at the game. Drink some Jagerbombs and you’ll figure it out a little bit.

I managed to get around 8:15 on the Yakima route with the BMW.
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I noticed in Blade's video how much faster/smoother it runs compared to mine. My pc is old and not even with a separate video card, I just use the onboard Intel graphics. I'm sure that has a lot to do with it. I'll have to see if I can speed it up somehow.

Dip Can said:
Here's Blade's "full" let's play of Vegas Run. He plays it like a retard and quits a couple minutes in. Could've been fun to watch a drunk guy play a game about him driving drunk, but he manages to be nontent even with free content on offer.
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I love how he kept backing up to get the Jagers that he missed, he was well on the way too a "100% Pickups" run. It might've taken him 3 hours playing that way, but damn he wasn't going to leave one drop behind. 🍸😁
 
Autistic Joe said:
I noticed in Blade's video how much faster/smoother it runs compared to mine. My pc is old and not even with a separate video card, I just use the onboard Intel graphics. I'm sure that has a lot to do with it. I'll have to see if I can speed it up somehow.


I love how he kept backing up to get the Jagers that he missed, he was well on the way too a "100% Pickups" run. It might've taken him 3 hours playing that way, but damn he wasn't going to leave one drop behind. 🍸😁
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can you drop the PC specs, using onboard over GPU for a browser game is killing me

are you on a kindle or something
 
Evil Violent Racist said:
can you drop the PC specs, using onboard over GPU for a browser game is killing me

are you on a kindle or something
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Lmfao at the kindle comment, that was good! :story:

Anyway problem resolved, it's 100% a browser issue. I forgot Chrome doesn't play well with my graphics, so I've had Hardware Acceleration disabled since forever. But when I tried enabling it, the game said it didn't see WebGL2 at all. So I went to the WebGL2 test site, and it said "Hmm. While your browser seems to support WebGL2, it is disabled or unavailable."

I said fuck it and switched over to Firefox, and now it runs great. Very smooth, not choppy, instantly responsive -- and it doesn't pin all of my CPU's to 100% like it did in Chrome. Now I'm down to 10:42, 56 pickups, and only 150 collisions! 🤣 Steering is definitely way easier in Firefox, so I didn't crash as much.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
What a modern day poet. Brian "Rizz" Risso.

I admit I haven't been keeping up with Blade that much but who the fuck is this Bella bitch? I initially thought it was Jill he was talking to on the phone. The "I wanna wrap your stump and call you nigger" comment sent my sides to fucking orbit. Is she trying to become a tard wrangler or something?
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He is truly one of the minds of our time!
 
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