🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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The golden neckbeard said:
"Hype"

Does this drunk nigga think he is some real celebrity?
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I mean, real washed-up celebrities have difficulties admitting they're washed up. I guess e-celebs are no different even if they've been washed up for longer than they were ever relevant.

Edit: What am I even saying, of course he thinks he's a real celebrity. This is Smug Risso we're talking about here. He thinks that just because he got a little blurb in a newspaper and an appearance on a Just Dance Dancing with the Stars knock-off 15 years ago that he's still a big deal... you know, despite being homeless several times.
 
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The daily nontent never stops! Blade finally gets to be home alone after shoving that old hag Peggy in a care home. It's ok, she was unbecoming of the hype doods. That or the proximity to DSP has rubbed off on Blade and he's become a hard working big boy streamer. Looks like Phil's begging ways have also rubbed off.

Ok, he's never really been a smooth salesman about getting donos. Speaking of which, someone donated 3 dollars to him on Cashapp, however Blade didn't accept such an unbecoming tribute. He's not a life-ruined fag bum, he's a man who gets drunk for money. He spends more on charging his $1000 Apple Watch. He does reconsider his stance later and apologizes for being mean.

These are from tonight. Blade runs out of Jager and takes a $77 Lyft to the store to buy some more. He obtains the Jager, however the clerk somehow isn't able to sell him any Newports. This leaves Blade with only one cigarette for the night. He's upset and uses his newfound DSP verbal Jiu Jitsu to obtain a firesale. Incredibly his sorcery works instantly!

Blade leaves the cig cam stream on when he goes to bed. He babbles nonsense to himself and seemingly drunk dials Bec unsuccessfully.
 
I'm neutral/sympathetic to blade in general but if he ever makes the DSP-style "ONLY 3 DAHLERS??" speech more than a few isolated incidences that'll change and I'll wish for his quick death like I do DSP.

It was funny to see his better nature argue with his half-romney about wondering if he was an Ungrateful Andy.

Why didn't he just buy another type of ciggy? They were probably out.

I was bummed out to see the "cokeinthenosenigger!". Stimulants make you amoral so hoping that won't become a regular thing, for the Blade alogs a coke arc would be litty. Homeless in a couple weeks, persons. Thanks for clipping. :semperfidelis:
 
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"I'm not a bum on the street, I'm not a homeless person" You're a bum in a motel room.. You literally are the textbook definition of homeless.

He should be grateful that $3 dono is more than I've ever donated. It's probably not the only dono that person has ever sent but it may be the last one. Nice job pushing away your donators.

Also I noticed how aggravated he was last nights stream.. I was the same way the day after doing cocaine... No doubt in my mind he actually has been coked up the last couple streams and maybe just ran out.

I've just noticed this the last couple of streams that his donos have slowed down HEAVILY to the point where he's basically begging for donos
 
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I used to know someone would drink and do coke. He said coke was like a reset button that let him drink more. If that's true, it would certainly explain why Blade's been more active lately. It also introduces the plot twist that he dies of a sudden heart attack before his other comorbidities come due.
 
unaboomer said:
I used to know someone would drink and do coke. He said coke was like a reset button that let him drink more. If that's true, it would certainly explain why Blade's been more active lately. It also introduces the plot twist that he dies of a sudden heart attack before his other comorbidities come due.
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100% IT explains a lot why his most recent streams have felt a bit different. Either watered down jaeger or he's sneaking some lines in
 
Mahat M A T I Gandhi said:
I'm neutral/sympathetic to blade in general but if he ever makes the DSP-style "ONLY 3 DAHLERS??" speech more than a few isolated incidences that'll change and I'll wish for his quick death like I do DSP.

It was funny to see his better nature argue with his half-romney about wondering if he was an Ungrateful Andy.

Why didn't he just buy another type of ciggy? They were probably out.

I was bummed out to see the "cokeinthenosenigger!". Stimulants make you amoral so hoping that won't become a regular thing, for the Blade alogs a coke arc would be litty. Homeless in a couple weeks, persons. Thanks for clipping. :semperfidelis:
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Yes but have you considered that you're poor and you should DONATE, NIGGER! Let's get some firesales and figure it out dood.
 
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