🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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I drank jager like....3 times in my life. And they were all in my early, early years of college when everyone's a dipshit. Saying "jager bombs!!" made us seem so cool.

It really is the shittiest liquor to ingest on a daily basis. You're already destroying your body as the years drag on - why throw copious amounts of sugar into the equation as well?


He can be the next piss christ, but with jager.


ftfy
Also, it can't be cheap in comparison to something like bottom shelf vodka. And yeah, as a drink itself it sounds like Brian's typical arrested development, stuck in his early twenties.
 
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i think its gotta be jake the knocker did the little dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun jingle.
It almost for sure was Jake (or Cryler, since Jake's apparently back home, but I'm really doubting that from the little bit I watched of stream), but just so anyone reading this thread knows: cops do the "shave and a haircut" knock to catch people off guard or appear less threatening. Regarding Blade, cops would've gained access by now though. Whoever knocked had to have been the same person who was blowing his phone up the whole time. Knocks stopped, calls stopped.

I don't know how the fuck this retard passed out on the way to smoking a cigarette. I've been "Blade drunk" and still autopiloted to a smoking area an immeasurable amount of times.
 
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