🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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This is one of those moments that I really hate Blade and can't even laugh anymore. TBH Blade is one of the very few cows that doesn't even make me laugh much. Most of time I feel disgust and morbid curiosity.

I hope his foot explodes.
I'm 100% with you. When Blade sheepishly said to Bjorn, "my mom got kicked out of her apartment", my stomach turned. I had always suspected this was the case, but it pisses me off to know that this was actually the case. It reminds me of Chris Chan. Back in the day when the Lumberjack reigned supreme, shit was hilarious. After Bob died shit just got dark. This situation with Peg is ALMOST as bad as Chris fucking Barb. I mean, it certainly produces the same sickly feeling I get when I watch. I very rarely have an actual laugh watching Blade these days. As you put it, it's the morbid curiosities that have me coming back.
 
I'm 100% with you. When Blade sheepishly said to Bjorn, "my mom got kicked out of her apartment", my stomach turned. I had always suspected this was the case, but it pisses me off to know that this was actually the case. It reminds me of Chris Chan. Back in the day when the Lumberjack reigned supreme, shit was hilarious. After Bob died shit just got dark. This situation with Peg is ALMOST as bad as Chris fucking Barb. I mean, it certainly produces the same sickly feeling I get when I watch. I very rarely have an actual laugh watching Blade these days. As you put it, it's the morbid curiosities that have me coming back.
What are the odds Blade fucks his mom too?
 
I'm 100% with you. When Blade sheepishly said to Bjorn, "my mom got kicked out of her apartment", my stomach turned. I had always suspected this was the case, but it pisses me off to know that this was actually the case. It reminds me of Chris Chan. Back in the day when the Lumberjack reigned supreme, shit was hilarious. After Bob died shit just got dark. This situation with Peg is ALMOST as bad as Chris fucking Barb. I mean, it certainly produces the same sickly feeling I get when I watch. I very rarely have an actual laugh watching Blade these days. As you put it, it's the morbid curiosities that have me coming back.
Yeah man, I don't care if people call me soft or whatever, some shit just isn't funny, unless you're an edgy teen or not playing with a full deck as an adult. Chris is an example, some things were hilarious, some dark, some gross. Blade's been gross for a while now and a parent wanting to commit suicide because they lost everything due to their piece of shit son isn't something you see everyday.
 
Yeah man, I don't care if people call me soft or whatever, some shit just isn't funny, unless you're an edgy teen or not playing with a full deck as an adult. Chris is an example, some things were hilarious, some dark, some gross. Blade's been gross for a while now and a parent wanting to commit suicide because they lost everything due to their piece of shit son isn't something you see everyday.
Keep in mind that it wasn't known they got kicked out the night of the suicide attempt. Blade kept framing it as if they had a house lined up, and that was the reason they were moving. Remember there was talk of a house, and a final walk through of the apartment with management? It was intentionally framed in such a way to make is seen as though he was behaving like a responsible adult when he was just doing the same old stupid shit that got them kicked out. Hearing Blade fess up to Bjorn was kind of the final straw for me. I see no path to redemption here, short of maybe Blade hitting a few mili at the casino and setting mama Blade up with a house and round the clock care with actual quality professionals, not some stupid Hatians working for the state that don't give a shit and are borderline abusive. I'm getting worked up as I type this. There are very few people whom I sincerely would respond to the news of their death with the remark, "good". Blade is at the top of that list
 
Keep in mind that it wasn't known they got kicked out the night of the suicide attempt. Blade kept framing it as if they had a house lined up, and that was the reason they were moving. Remember there was talk of a house, and a final walk through of the apartment with management? It was intentionally framed in such a way to make is seen as though he was behaving like a responsible adult when he was just doing the same old stupid shit that got them kicked out. Hearing Blade fess up to Bjorn was kind of the final straw for me. I see no path to redemption here, short of maybe Blade hitting a few mili at the casino and setting mama Blade up with a house and round the clock care with actual quality professionals, not some stupid Hatians working for the state that don't give a shit and are borderline abusive. I'm getting worked up as I type this. There are very few people whom I sincerely would respond to the news of their death with the remark, "good". Blade is at the top of that list
A lot of people see Blade as a stupid idiot clown (he is) that doesn't mean any harm and is just victimizing himself. The fact that he put on a whole act about having a house lined up already and got everything in order to help his mom is such an insidious thing to do and shows how much of a little plotting faggot he actually is.
 
A lot of people see Blade as a stupid idiot clown (he is) that doesn't mean any harm and is just victimizing himself. The fact that he put on a whole act about having a house lined up already and got everything in order to help his mom is such an insidious thing to do and shows how much of a little plotting faggot he actually is.
Motherfucker can't even take care of his own health. Imagine if we were talking about Blade taking care of a toddler? Peg arguably requires more care and attention than a toddler. Adult protective services really aught to be involved.
 
Another very literate gaming stream on Kick tonight.
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But when does Lit Romney apper?
 
Blade said he'd go back on PKA only if Taylor isn't on there. Did Taylor try to hold Blade accountable a bunch in the past? Sounds like a total fruitcake, dood. Jiminy Christmas.
 
Just caught up from stump update.

I know he's fucking stupid, but WHY has he not gone to the hospital? Has he said himself? Is it too expensive or not possible?

In what world would you not wheel yourself as fast as you can to the nearest medical center?!
 
Just caught up from stump update.

I know he's fucking stupid, but WHY has he not gone to the hospital? Has he said himself? Is it too expensive or not possible?

In what world would you not wheel yourself as fast as you can to the nearest medical center?!
You can’t smoke newps in the hospital. Can’t jager it out or figure it out in hospital. The ER would just address the immediate issue which would be stump, they would refer him out to a specialist. Maybe keep him for a day or 16 hours to rehydrate him, but he would be out on his Chevrolegs (chevroleg?) as soon as he could sign himself out. It would do nothing for nobody and I think maybe even Blade knows that a little bit.
 
Keep in mind that it wasn't known they got kicked out the night of the suicide attempt. Blade kept framing it as if they had a house lined up, and that was the reason they were moving. Remember there was talk of a house, and a final walk through of the apartment with management? It was intentionally framed in such a way to make is seen as though he was behaving like a responsible adult when he was just doing the same old stupid shit that got them kicked out. Hearing Blade fess up to Bjorn was kind of the final straw for me. I see no path to redemption here, short of maybe Blade hitting a few mili at the casino and setting mama Blade up with a house and round the clock care with actual quality professionals, not some stupid Hatians working for the state that don't give a shit and are borderline abusive. I'm getting worked up as I type this. There are very few people whom I sincerely would respond to the news of their death with the remark, "good". Blade is at the top of that list

Two things can be true at once: Blade might have actually been looking at a house for them, specifically because they got kicked out and he knew they were on a timer before they had to GTFO. Like I said before it's unlikely they would just be forced to leave in an instant with zero warning, they probably had plenty of advance notice that either the place wasn't going to renew their lease or they'd been served an eviction notice or etc. So I don't doubt that in between the time that news came down and the day they had to actually be out, Blade might have been scheming for somewhere else to stay.

I would guess that what happened is, he might have actually been in talks for housing that were promising at first, until the person on the other end did the slightest little bit of checking into Mr. Risso's personal history online. Imagine this seemingly normal guy named "Brian Risso" wants to rent a house from you, then just to see what comes up, you put his name into Google...
 
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