🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Foltest said:
That he get shitfaced on jäger is so telling.
Who drinks jäger unless with friends or at a bar?
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Would love to know why he picked that as his daily driver. Easier to drink than vodka perhaps?

Do you think there's validity to his claim that he's drunk more Jager than anyone else in the world?
 
ExtendedSatay said:
Would love to know why he picked that as his daily driver. Easier to drink than vodka perhaps?

Do you think there's validity to his claim that he's drunk more Jager than anyone else in the world?
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There's got to be something to that. How many alcoholics do you know that chose Jager? Its expensive, relatively low abv compared to other nips on the market. Jager is much more of a novelty drink in my humble opinion.
 
He’s said years ago on stream and I’m paraphrasing here but

“It tastes like candy, it gets me the feeling of being a kid again”

I don’t think we really need to analyze it like a high school book report. What you see is what you get with blade.

I really think it’s that simple, alcohol, it tastes like candy, he gets to act immature and avoid the responsibility of being a regular functioning adult…
 
I’m a fag for double posting but I found the vid I was referring to where he explains his simple love of jager
 

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RollingRock2 said:
Every few years Blade will lose more of his body to gangrene until he is just a head in a jar and Jake will pour in shots of jager during fire sale streams
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Blade and Bender "Bending" Rodriguez will get along fabulously.
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Figure it out, meat bag!
 
I got a bottle of the orange Jager to split with a friend and we where both shocked how good it was. So maybe try it out persons.
 
Humble Architect said:
He’s crossed the Rubicon.

My old man sent me a clip this morning of Blade. The boomer social media circles know of Rotten Rizzo.
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There must be enough Facebook-using boomers at the retirement home to discover clips and spread the word to the wider boomer community.
 
Diesel said:
I got a bottle of the orange Jager to split with a friend and we where both shocked how good it was. So maybe try it out persons.
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I don't drink much but orange Jager does look good, and I wanted to experience a little behind the scenes magic, so I bought a bottle last week. Drank the whole thing, blacked out, was sick. Figured it out. Agree it was delicious at first.

I have a new level of respect for Bryan after that. He's doing 2-3x that volume every week.
 
Foltest said:
That he get shitfaced on jäger is so telling.
Who drinks jäger unless with friends or at a bar?
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I drank jager like....3 times in my life. And they were all in my early, early years of college when everyone's a dipshit. Saying "jager bombs!!" made us seem so cool.

It really is the shittiest liquor to ingest on a daily basis. You're already destroying your body as the years drag on - why throw copious amounts of sugar into the equation as well?

RollingRock2 said:
Every few years Blade will lose more of his body to gangrene until he is just a head in a jar and Jake will pour in shots of jager during fire sale streams
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He can be the next piss christ, but with jager.

ExtendedSatay said:
He's doing 2-3x that volume every on a slow week.
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ftfy
 
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