Ongoing - ADF On House Arrest* - Xochi's Vacation

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JSGOTI said:
Crossreferencing from here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...ria-vikki-valimir.24959/page-127#post-2626207
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Apparently what with Slingblade off drinking cheap vodka and pizza all weekend, Phil is not feeling so hot right now and was probably bullied quite a bit while the drunken ogre slammed about the shithole they call an apartment.

Now, pay close attention to those timestamps of when they went up, we're well into the evening on the 23rd,
In the early afternoon on that same day, this gem showed up on Phils instagram and it's only gone downhill from there.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y-e0VHvibew"I wish I had more friends in Portland", thats it, not even a mention of DiD, Xochi, his ankle bracelet, nothing. Not even a single hashtag to be found.

From then, up until 10ish at night, there was radio silence, only to bring us this...
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Followed up with this a short while later.
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"I'm gonna kill myself! (Oh no! Big Sister™ Home Detention Systems for Offending Submissives came to the rescue!)" :roll:

Phil - Grow up, be a decent person, and people will like you.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Phil complains he has no friends, yet lacks the self-awareness to see why.


Lack of awareness confirmed (again).
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It's Phil's defining trait that he's aware of how stupid he is, but too paranoid to try and shrink the knowledge gap even a little bit.
 
Twrx said:
I'm pretty sure Phil thinks of himself as a genius.
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I forget exactly who it was (@Ravenor ?) who commented that Phil realized there was a lot he didn't know, and that one reason he was so paranoid was because he recognized when other people knew more than he did. His instictive response to this is to tard out, rather than actually learn or take advice from his betters, though.

It does mean he can be pretty easily manipulated, if you convince him that whatever you want him to do was his idea.
 
Ravenor said:
A couple of things -

1) Remember when I said Phil will cycle back to Jewish again and people laughed at me? Phil has certain obsessions he can't let go of and for some reason Israel an Jewish people are one of them.

2) This is also a rehash of an old lie he's claimed TWICE that a headmate has travelled around while he's been at home and made elaborate plans for them. This is the first time he's included his prison fetish into them though.

3) He only get's like this when he feel's trapped, This is Phil taking normal daydreaming to it's most illogical extreme. It's pure escapism that he has to personify to understand from media he's consumed, Say you my fellow kiwi wanted a trip to Japan or Germany or London if you wanted a holiday, maybe read some city or tourist guides maybe click around google maps etc. You might see a nice looking cafe on the maps or have read about it and say I can picture myself going there for lunch after seeing X, Phil hasn't got that kind of level of imagination for him to want something he almost has to picture himself doing it step by step, but he needs to fill in the blanks with his own personal references, he can't understand cultural or social differences even from VERY closely related cultures like from the UK to the USA where the differences are mostly small and subtle in most cases. Anything small an subtle blows his mind if pointed out and anything major fails to compute for lack of a better term, for example he has a hard time understanding that 98% of UK police officers are not armed, mostly because he's only really seen pictures of UK cops with gun's but also ALL cops he's met are armed in some way.

4) Lack of understanding, let's gloss over the Wolly mammoth in the room of how he think's DID really works, let's talk about details Phil has NEVER travelled outside of the USA, and only when he was younger pre 9/11 by plane he's never crossed an international border at all, After CDG and JFK the most invasive and painful checks I have ever had wherein Telaviv as part of a short holiday, not the visa component but the baggage checks. They are not quick and the Isralies quite rightly take security seriously. Phil has no concept of this he thinks it's like loading a bag in a greyhound station he also thinks that the times of transport are close to accurate, mostly because he only often has to deal with minor delays, with one exception where he requested FEMA aid for a 6 hour delay.... 6 hours for a frequent traveler while annoying is not uncommon when crossing the world, and while it's irritating you wil reach your destination.

5) You can tell this is him starting to reach the breaking point, Phil doesn't have a social safety valve. Phil other than online has no outlet for his emotions or any real hobbies and he's in close near total contact with someone who he really doesn't like (Torren), and it's forcing him to cope in way's he's not sure off. Like many people I have a few hobbies but the one I indulge in when I am pissed off an need or want to calm down is fishing, not only is it fun it's relaxing Just me a Rod a Reel an Nature it let's me think and be quite for a while to order my thoughts and feelings. Phil hasnt got that as as he can't grasp the concept, to him it's all or nothing to use my fishing example if Phil got into that he'd get the most expensive Rod n Reel he could afford and the most advertised lures etc and then claim he's going for his IGFA master cert, but make excuses why he hasn't got it yey, while never dipping a line at all.

In short Phil doesn't have a FUCK THIS SHIT I NEED SOME ME TIME, process he's been conditioned that he needs to feel like the best but most underdone person in any situation an because he has no "life" an never has and his stunted fantasy life he can't deal with things normally.
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When did Phil request FEMA assistance?
 
Phil does not have headmates.

Xochi does not fucking exist.

And Phil is not Jewish, nobody should be going to Israel.
 
HickoryDickory said:
He was on a Greyhound bus that had an unexpected delay and it freaked him out, and one of the other passengers told him to calm down.
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How does a transient request FEMA assistance? I thought that was for like people had houses and lost them
 
DragoonSierra said:
How does a transient request FEMA assistance? I thought that was for like people had houses and lost them
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By googling the FEMA website, finding a number to call, calling it, and screaming transmisogyny when they didn't immediately send someone out with cash money.
 
DragoonSierra said:
How does a transient request FEMA assistance? I thought that was for like people had houses and lost them
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Because he was in a scary place he didn't know with lot's of brown people, he was scared to walk a few hundred yards down the road to open shops he was told where there.
 
Ravenor said:
Because he was in a scary place he didn't know with lot's of brown people, he was scared to walk a few hundred yards down the road to open shops he was told where there.
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Wait, wait, there were shops? I thought it was some bus station in the middle of nowhere, and Phil was being a little bitch because he couldn't deal with waiting. I'm going to remember this next time he moans about being homeless.
 
HickoryDickory said:
He was on a Greyhound bus that had an unexpected delay and it freaked him out, and one of the other passengers told him to calm down.
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How the fuck did he get the idea to call FEMA? Did he just figure that they deal with every emergency? And what did he think would happen- they would send a pink and blue painted helicopter to air lift home to wherever?
 
DragoonSierra said:
How does a transient request FEMA assistance? I thought that was for like people had houses and lost them
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In Phil's mind, he is an enti
Dr.Research said:
How the fuck did he get the idea to call FEMA? Did he just figure that they deal with every emergency? And what did he think would happen- they would send a pink and blue painted helicopter to air lift home to wherever?
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It shows how important Phil likes to think he is.
 
Dr.Research said:
How the fuck did he get the idea to call FEMA? Did he just figure that they deal with every emergency? And what did he think would happen- they would send a pink and blue painted helicopter to air lift home to wherever?
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Probably. He thought they should provide emergency food and water for the delay. @Ravenor, do you have the video?

I just chalked his FEMA sperging to him hearing about it on FB during Katrina or something.
 
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