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Loogie_Elemental said:
He's like Joe's mini me abuse goblin who Joe can publicly crucify for the crimes he fears being exposed for.
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unless there’s something credible against joe i dont think we should throw around pedophile jokes - doing exactly that is why we’re in page 2278. the fixation is undeniable though.
like joe, he’s utterly repulsive and he fucked up his chances for success. unlike joe, he caught his white whale (aired cartoon tv show) first
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
*My freaking eyeballs pop out of my head, not because of the penis magnet, as we all know this is a real phenomenon. But that his penis was attracted to Kyle's swollen bunghole!
I've been humiliated! my head slumps down and I cry a bit salty tear into my beautiful drink*

It's Joever for me. *I pull out my red9 handgun, fully upgraded and pull the trigger till it clicks*
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*You hear a loud bang!*
*To your dismay, the red9 handgun wasn't loaded...*
*Turning around, with a tear running down your cheek, you see a limp corpse of that same boner man, brain splattered up the wall with a shotgun between his legs*
*on the table beside him, sobbing with white strings of cum running down his asscheeks, Kyle Carrozza lies bareass*
 
Well, I'll forsake my house and home,
And I'll forsake my baby.
I'll forsake my husband, too,
For the love of Oneyplays Davey...
Love my Oneyplays Davey...
 
Yarizuiiii said:
*You hear a loud bang!*
*To your dismay, the red9 handgun wasn't loaded...*
*Turning around, with a tear running down your cheek, you see a limp corpse of that same boner man, brain splattered up the wall with a shotgun between his legs*
*on the table beside him, sobbing with white strings of cum running down his asscheeks, Kyle Carrozza lies bareass*
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*Copacabana plays in the background*
 
The real tragedy about this is that Joe would make be such a great pet cow for @Null .
He's fully becoming the Sifu of washed-up Internet animators.
But his own thread is dead, and this is an off-topic thread where all of his streams, clips and beautiful drawings of Oney grooming Slobbermutt or whatever goes under in the midst of Sonic ERP.

Edit: he's now literally on a rant about ALL THOSE GUYS who think they ARE SO MIGHTY because THEY HAVE A "SHOW".
Never change Joe.
 
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queens of the stone age said:
unless there’s something credible against joe i dont think we should throw around pedophile jokes - doing exactly that is why we’re in page 2278. the fixation is undeniable though.
like joe, he’s utterly repulsive and he fucked up his chances for success. unlike joe, he caught his white whale (aired cartoon tv show) first
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I'm only a man. The temptation to slander Joe when he's here all day reading the thread is too much.
 
Guys, you're not going to believe this, but there was an old clip I found from one of Joe's streams that's freaking me out. I'm sorry to post it here but I just don't know where else I can talk about this.
 
queens of the stone age said:
unless there’s something credible against joe i dont think we should throw around pedophile jokes
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yeah prob not good to stoop to his level. he calls KF users all pedophiles without cause sure but all we can say is that he's weirdly obsessed with people he deems worse than himself - be they "NAZIS" or Pedos or Groomers or whatever brand of villain you could potentially call someone
 
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Me when I cannot lower myself to Joe's level calling people I don't like pedophile to avoid having a conversation and discussion.
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
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Me when I cannot lower myself to Joe's level calling people I don't like pedophile to avoid having a conversation and discussion.
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You really don't have to stoop to any level to make fun of him.

Joe's a failure who gave up his dream career to impotently seethe at easy targets and people more famous than him.
 
Para Enjoyer said:
WAIT I UNDERSTAND THIS IMAGE NOW.

Jabba the Hutt is Vivziepop. Oney was the narrator of the Homestuck pilot she produced. Portraying Hussie as dead is generous, bro just sold the IP and fucked off with the money.
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So I'm guessing this confirms his oney grudge is tied to oney associating with vivziepop after vivziepop did the bullshit of using newgrounds and youtube people for the hazbin thing before dumping them for amazon and hollywood people.

The homestuck pilot is actual AIDS and not a good representation of the characters or dynamics of the characters int hat webcomic. They turned rose into "groans at everything male lead says" kinda character and made john really angry and most of all DIDN'T MAKE DAVE TEXAN DESPITE HIM AND HIS BROTHER LITERALLY LIVING IN TEXAS ALL THEIR LIVES

Like yeah dave and his brother in the OG homestuck webcomic were a very specific type of stereotypical texan wigger weeb dudebro that only really was around during the 90s-2000s but fuck man of all the characters to turn into quirk chungus reddit "that just happened!" guy it's that one? Painful.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
So I'm guessing this confirms his oney grudge is tied to oney associating with vivziepop after vivziepop did the bullshit of using newgrounds and youtube people for the hazbin thing before dumping them for amazon and hollywood people.
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not gonna pretend i give any shits or like vivziepop in any way but seeing how faggy newgrounders have been i dont fucking blame her. it had to be the biggest fucking nightmare trying to get anything done with them.
 
Joe's obsession with that Mighty Magiswords guy is really fucking weird. Like, nobody cared about that while it was going on because who the fuck actually cared about Mighty Magiswords? Honestly, that might be a bigger indication of his obsession with hating Chris too, some kind of fucking OCD or something... he for sure has to be certifiably mentally unwell and I for one want him to livestream going to the doctor and being diagnosed!
 
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