guys come on relax guys relax this is an ELABORATE BIT, he’s just blowing smoke ok just relax, the first Boneyplays will have Zach in it ok just relax ok it’s ok just relax now and relax now we will see what you need for a bit and we can get some sleep okay
>No Zach in thumbnail
>3D render with Zach in the outro is still just gone
>No Zach in the compilation
Zachbros, I tried to be optimistic but it’s looking bleak. I think he really did punch Suzy and move to New York…
Jokes aside, I’m really hoping he’s just too busy with actual industry stuff now hence why he isn’t on the show anymore and there wasn’t any sort of actual falling out. I know that Arby’s Meat guy was saying stuff to the contrary but until he gets Verified Kiwileak status I’m treating it all as BS
This is the ballad of Hollywood Zach and Oneyplays
Nothin' could stop them when Zach and Chris hit the stage
And Hollywood Zach hit the big time and went to make movies
Oney was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Zach on Smiling Friends
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Chris
He burned up the videos of Zach and Chris doin' Let's Plays
Fuck him! I don't need no Hollywood Zach, anyway....
I think it's pretty clear that Zach has done something really terrible to be kicked off the Best Of thumbnail, and the longer he won't give us a public statement, it'll just prove more that he's guilty.
I think it's pretty clear that Zach has done something really terrible to be kicked off the Best Of thumbnail, and the longer he won't give us a public statement, it'll just prove more that he's guilty.
Not autistic, lol, seems to be a new original internet show or movie produced by three people, one of which being Jeff. Not sure if it's gonna be Newgrounds affiliated or be pitched to a network or something. We'll get more information on the 20th when the Kickstarter for it launches.
Also I assumed we all knew Zach wasn't coming back? I'm a little surprised he's not even allowed to be used in compilations, but there's 0 chance of him being back for Boneyplays. I'm happy to see that every other member like Jeff, Niall, Adam, Dave, and Lyle are continuing to show up so I hope that's a good sign
I've had to do mental gymnastics to think Zach "I was nominated to the emmys" Hadel was in Chris' corner for a while now. It's cool how you can deride an institution for decades and build something for yourself outside of that but the second you get invited to the table you've ascended above all of that. Obviously I'm MATI I love smiling friends but I'm mildly upset OKAY
This will sound like cope but keep in mind Zach's commentary doesn't click with me and I don't care if he stays on the program.
This could very easily just be defensive posturing. Him and Oney maybe split amicably behind the scenes so Zach doesn't lose the legion of Hollywood contacts, indie animators, etc etc that would rape and blacklist him if he was even remotely seen as someone covering for Oney.
He'll Keep his distance for a year and see if the dust has settled by then. Either Chris clears his name or people don't give a shit enough to ruin Zach's career. If the absense is longer then a year, maybe it was deeper.
Keep it on the down-low, but Zach was replaced with a stunt double. remember when you suddenly had the thought "whoah, when did he get hot?" yeah well, y'know he didn't, he's actually emaciated and locked away in a dank mold-ridden underground cell as a political prisoner
If he appears on OneyPlays again, it'll become immediately obvious that he lacks the same je ne sais quoi and they're kinda working on ministry-of-truthing him from ever existing
as to where the real zach is currently imprisoned, well, if i told you, i'd have to kill you
I heard Zach is no longer on OneyPlays because Chris asked about the missing episode of Smiling Friends. All the color drained from Zach's face and he started trembling. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to Chris. The piece of paper had a website address on it - it was for Skin dot com. That's right, Skin dot com, he owns it, he's not telling you what's on it but it's Skin dot com. I love you, goodbye.
