(1) If I'm not mistake, the pig and gun emoji is a say to tell me to kill myself.
(2) I am not being childish here, the only child is you. I have tried my absolute best to talk this out civilly. Then they threatened me to their friend and tried to find my information (my IP) to publicly doxx me and DC my computer.
You heard it here folks, death threats by emoji and doxing! Which according to Yusei is illegal.
Yusei came to my attention after posting a PSA in the user review (“ethical” callouts) section of a website. The person who was accused found her IP address and claimed their hacker friend could disconnect Yusei’s pc with it. Her reaction was to flip out, contact the police and tell everyone her life was being threatened for realizes!
So this is a public beware post that I am being threatened, and I am contacting the police. I am sorry Caipoco but I am legitimately fearing for my life. I am so stressed out that I woke up into a seizure this morning because I was so worried that my information was spread and that my computer was already at risk.
She claims that she suffered from stress induced seizures, so being brutally threatened with callouts on overdramatizing this “threat” led to a suicide attempt. To scold bloggers who were following the story, her mother gave out her phone number and sob story. Unfortunately the blog was “too negative” and cleared everything out, I’m struggiling to find screenshots because of this. That being said Yusei could be a fledgling kiwi, you can’t try to identify her but has no issue archivingothers. She sees herself as something of an informant, gathering information on people who’ve wronged others and putting it together so everyone can know the truth.
Every update is dramatic, she just faces constant chaos but always has a convenient excuse as to why it isn’t her fault. She’s a literal sped who relies on her mom and followers to bail her out when she spends too much money. If she’s called out on any of her behaviors she pulls the disabled card to guilt anything about her into being taken down before deleting everything.
Now she’s claiming that she was misdiagnosed with epilepsy and can’t remember what she did due the high levels of medication. Her PTSD just manifested itself as seizures, its not like she was begging for money during these events for meds and a new laptop. She wants to be held accountable for what she’s done, so she deleted everything. Don’t worry she’s turning over a new leaf, that person drowning in drama is gone.
There is a reddit user with username fuark_auf. I have been seeing him a lot on the rule34 subreddit making delusional comments. He even made his own subreddit where he posts incel rants that are comedy gold.
I discovered this crazy fuck while looking for Jacob Sockness videos a month or so ago, and things only got stranger and stranger from here.
Meet ddr6899.
He's a schizophrenic shouting satanist that loves bowhunting, cats, Roblox, and conjuring evil spirits with his friends.
Here is one of the said summonings.
His main course of action when cursing others is to read some angry words written in pencil on notebook paper repeatedly, while he gets louder and more insane.
there was this guy me and a group of friends discovered by the name of harold roxby
guys deviant art is filled with some cursed mario OC and a bunch of other shit.
guy had a massive rp form on discord that gave everyone who joined it admin access, which lead to some fuckers nuking the entire server
we learned of the guy because he kept taking issue with Ghost from TCR ranting about autists on gab or some shit
he does have some shit on twitter like pleading trump to save net neutrality
its a rabbit hole that gets way too samey but gotta say fucking surreal to have someone this dedicated to his oc outside of CWC.
Edit: archive for the song wouldnt work so fuck it, just put a pastebin copy of it underneath.
edit 2: one final pic I wanted to add as it made me laugh my ass off due to the clashing artstyles
About a week or two ago, i was lurking Putz12's Twitch channel watching the manchild rage at Splatoon as usual. I never pay attention to chat because chat becomes incredibly childish, unless a No Signal happens or Putz is responding to chat. However, i decided to look at chat and i noticed they were talking about farting and shitting out of the blue. Twitch chat can be about as amusing as watching paint dry, but something felt off. The person the chat was going nuts about this one guy.
Meet Kieran Barber AKA Fartimations/fnaffetish208. Managed to find his Facebook pretty easily. Also may have found him on Pipl, city and location checks out and matches with his Pornhub account, as well as matching up with the same city his parentslive. Pipl says he's 27 but i think he could be in his early 20s. Pornhub account says he's 37 but that's obviously a lie.
Right from the start, his name is obviously implying what he does. He makes animations involving farts and shit at the same time, no pun intended. His content consists of FNAF, Splatoon as well as a few other characters. Now for those not familiar with the characters in Splatoon, they're all kids except for the singer groups Off the Hook and Squid Sisters in the game.
A week or two ago, Keiran was SPERGING hard in Twitch chat about his fetish making things incredibly awkward. He went so far as to plug in his Youtube channel and Discord server before getting banned. At the time, he made numerous alts to go around his ban but failed. Earlier today, i noticed he followed Putz12 under an alt named Putzimations. People called this out in chat and Keiran was dumb enough to admit it was him. Seconds later, he got timed out. After the stream ended, i noticed he was still lurking in chat and he was chatting with 3 people. I decided to sit down and silently watch the fireworks go as these 3 users were talking to Keiran.
Here's where it gets pathetically hilarious. Kieran was baited and trolled by a twitch chat user to spill his fetish out in the chat and didn't expect to get banned on the spot. The user who baited him admitted this and i'll be honest, you have to be a huge fucking idiot to fall for something like that. Keiran also admitted the reason he linked his Youtube channel was to flex. He wanted to be unbanned and someone told him to "Take the Land get over it" but this guy seems to refuse being banned.
Seriously, this guy is literally AnimatedJames except he's not black.
This guy http://www.robertwhitehill.net/
Robbo's running as an independent in Victoria, and he has some crazy shit on his site
Highlights include:
-His big 3 policies: Transport, Environment, and Autism Rights.
-"Autism-themed Mardi Gras"
-Apparently not being autistic despite being a train sperg, a videogame sperg and having an interest in autism.
-A 173 page report on "improving" public transport
-A railway line to the village of yaapeet - population 82
-A tax on landlords who own more then 3 residences.
-Became interested in trains again after spotting a specfic train at a specific location
There is a reddit user with username fuark_auf. I have been seeing him a lot on the rule34 subreddit making delusional comments. He even made his own subreddit where he posts incel rants that are comedy gold.
From what I can tell, he spends all of his time tweeting to elite college and professional football and basketball teams, bragging about the athletic prowess of his son Ethan (who I believe is still in junior high) and lobbying them to give him scholarships and draft him.
He's also obsessed with stalking and talking shit about the coach of his son's youth football team (some random guy named Dan) after Ethan didn't win MVP. At first I thought he was a troll, but if he is, he's unbelievably dedicated and doing it for very little payoff.
His Twitter bio says he has three kids, and I feel bad for the other two because they are very obviously being ignored in favor of his obsession with Ethan.
I can’t tell if he’s a parody or real either, because I’ve read too many entitled parents stories. or if Ethan’s manager (see attachment) is a troll account or yet another account from the delusional dad.
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Thread is for people or groups that are bizarre and from the Internet, but not quite a lolcow because they don't respond to negative attention / were never popularized / unheard of.
Jonathon W. Tooker is a guy who has no formal math or physics training who posts his "papers" on /sci/, r/Physics, and to anyone with a .edu's inbox. He's borderline schizophrenic and regularly evades numerous bans. He's so prolific that being able to understand why he's exceptional is considered a good sign.
All of the images he posts have a really weird filename structure, (I think he probably uses some bizarre image managing software), which makes him easy to track when he isn't namefagging. Just kind of a weird guy overall.
He seems to really favor orbiting famous Twitter feminists and is easily provoked in their threads and comment sections. some considering him quite Thirsty and craving validation and asspats.
Certainly not full thread worthy but some of his Twitter battles are pure gold. He tends to enjoy the bantz and has quite a vulgar mouth at times
His main Twitter feminist crush he likes to m'lady for is
"Feminist next door" that he always lovingly refers to as "em". Hell also put out frequent posts about all the woman that just really revv his sjw engine
Sophia is a self-proclaimed "no longer 20-something" transgender woman, unemployed leech on society, poet, and Homestuck cosplayer who can be found on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, and is openly based in Denver, Colorado. Despite their age, they seem to be perfectly content excusing their disability to contribute to society just the same as your average adolescent Tumblr teenager, wanting to chase their dream of living to create art and writing and never have to work a day in their life again.
This cow also enjoys the webcomic Homestuck, participating in poor cosplay of Homestuck characters [all female, of course,] and mingling in the fandom.
They also write fanfiction, which is posted to the Archive of Our Own website for sharing fan-written works, including characters from Homestuck, Hiveswap/Hiveswap: Friendsim, Kingdom Hearts, and of all things, the television series, "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
Mar 4 at 10:00pm
The Eldritch Circus
Come on down to our place today
Ad we’ll scare all your troubles away
We’ve got a mess of frightening things
Like this woman with no face who still sings!
We just know you’ll shout yoo-hoo
At your graven image of dread Cthulhu
And Nyarlathotep will sure be there
He’ll be in a form just made of hair!
Azathoth is bound to us
And if it had a mind it’d be nonplussed
How’d we bind the creeping chaos?
You’ll just have to trust us!
Colors out of time?
Our prison for them is sublime!
We’ve got a mi-go in a tin
And conic entities who don’t know sin
The fairy folk have fueled our faire
And now we travel everywhere
The Eldritch circus is coming to you
And maybe there we’ll find something new
You’ve all heard of the can’t drive gay?
Well that turns you into the can’t get a job gay.
Everyone who’s contacted me has their office an hour and a half away from where I live
Because I’m limited to the bus.
My anxiety would make it difficult to drive a car
My attention span and social skills kept me from learning in high school
My financial situation would make it impossible to own a car
Think about that
It’s hard to get a job
Because I can’t afford a car
So I can’t afford a car
Because it’s hard to get a job
I mean,
I also can’t get a job because I’m a woman with a MANLY voice
The pause on the phone every time I get a call for an interview
Is a fucking delight
Both sincerely and ironically
The confusion makes me happy
The distress makes me sad
And the fact that I know it means I’ll hear
“We’ve chosen another candidate”
Makes me mad
I haven’t been openly discriminated against
My otherwise awful old job
Was very accepting of my gender identity
But who knows how many jobs I’m unofficially losing
But at least I’m not also a can’t math gay
Oh
Shit
I should’ve gone into STEM
Links at the bottom of the text versions are the tags the posts were created with. They have other poetry, but it's mostly behind a paywall.
The aforementioned fanfiction they have posted to AO3, there isn't that much so I took the liberty of archiving all of it chapter by chapter since why not lol.
Now comes the part where we point and laugh at this troon for looking like a troon. This one comes with the meaty bonus of fucking awful Homestuck cosplay.
A staple in their shitty cosplay is almost all of it being bought online, unflattering fits, and a total lack of cosplay makeup [or any makeup in general for this one, sans poorly-applied lippy on the rare occasion.]
The following is mostly bad cosplay, unflattering selfies, and Homestuck autism.
Older photos are near the bottom. Last photo in the series is the oldest photo I could find posted to their Instagram gallery.
I haven't managed to dig up any photos of them pre-trooning out, if any even exist online still.
They seem to have quite a few friends which is pretty interesting, several are named in photos with them, several seem to also be transgender and in the pumpkin carving photos especially they seem to have a pretty good social life IRL. Good for them, I guess.
This is as far back as their Instagram goes, this is mostly random selection so by all means please take a thumb through for yourself, I was mostly looking for pictures of interest or more of their cosplay.
Most of their photos posted to Twitter and Tumblr seem to be reposts off of their Instagram page, usually including a link to the original post on Instagram in the caption of their repost to redirect traffic there.
Haven't picked through their Tumblr since it seems to be mostly reblogs, but I did grab this morsel of self-masturbation from their Twitter in which they suck themself off about... Being a sperg on Facebook and yelling at their uncle, of all things.
Seems to have a pretty long last name, tried to search for people named Sophia in Denver Colorado on Facebook and have a thumb through the results but I doubt I'll get far since Sophia's a pretty common name, and for all I know they have their profile set to private anyways.
As mentioned at the start of the OP, Sophia first came to my attention via their Twitter e-begging post here:
Opening their Twitter page, there is a second e-begging post as their pinned tweet:
Reminder this individual's Patreon introduction states, "I've remembered that my mission in life is -- should always have been -- to create. I never wanted a career. So I quit my dead end job to start a remote job that gives me far more liberty to live and create the way I want to. Now, my goal is to make enough with art that I don't need a 9-5 job at all."
So, basically, they want to do whatever they want, never have to work... And all they need is donations from random kids from Twitter's Homestuck fanbase.
[These replies where left under the previous photo]
I don't post on KF often, and this is my first attempt at a thread. Apologies for the disorder, if anybody has advice for how I can improve this post, I'll gladly take it. I only stumbled on this person today and there was a lot I wanted to grab, but hopefully, this covers the gist of it.
I happened across a reasonably small channel on Youtube by the name of "Patsy Hoolahan", its nearly eight years of a bizarre puppet show and news show. I don't know what to make of it.
Most of the videos involve a constantly running laugh track.
The most impressive thing on the channel is an hour and a half long movie starring the ventriloquist dummy.
If anyone wants to do some digging and find out what this is or why I'd like to be kept in the loop.
Does it even qualify as cosplay if you make no effort to look like the character? By that logic, all the trannies and small children wearing that damn Steven universe shirt are cosplaying him constantly.
