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Not quite that balding and malnourished, much more sperg. The point that YT was founded in 2005 makes me feel like I've got my dates all fucked up here, btw.
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Oh hello there, we're still sort of around. We haven't done anything really notable this year though.
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By YouTube sperg standards wouldn’t coming it at a svelte 250 seem malnourished by comparison?
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I know a fucker online named Jod. Jod is one of the most perplexing figures I've ever met, from one of the most autistic yet not really looked upon corners of the internet. Years ago, I i was very active on Miiverse, Nintendo's shitty social media site, and because of it I've made friends I'll never lose. Miiverse is now dead and gone, but people wanted it back. As such, two known hackers of Miiverse archived old Miiverse code and created Closedverse. There are dozens of shitty Miiverse clones out there, but for a long time, this was the most known one.
Closedverse had many differences from the old Miiverse, such as the ability to swear and post images that weren't from games, and you could even post gifs. This is where Jod comes in to play. I was on a server with several of my old Miiverse friends, and we all know Closedverse is a retarded site with retarded people on it, but we still go on it to see what goes on. Turns out someone posted the infamous Fukouna Shoujo 03 gif. If you don't know what that is, it's a gif of an anime girl getting skinned alive via lasers. Because this was a popular user, there was a major freak out by the eleven to fourteen year olds who use the site. That user later got banned. Jokingly, people post other 'gore' images, such as screenshots from the original Doom. Those people also got banned.
This is where Jod comes into play. He posts in the most annoying faggot way possible "uhhh could you please stop posting gore???? thanks".
One of my friends decides to respond to this with with a simple yet effective retort: "Shut up, tranny." He didn't realize that Jod is, indeed, a tranny.
"uhhhhhhh could you not?????? it's 2018 and people are still saying tranny?????" the boygirl comments. And we're off to the races. Out of complete boredom, we decide to look at his profile. He has pictures of himself. He doesn't necessarily have the nicest hair. At all, in fact. It looks like ramen noodles. And that's exactly what we do, we make fun of him for having ramen hair. We call him Noodleboy. He can't take it. He's not happy. He's getting very pissed off. It's very funny.
If you're thinking to yourself "Wow, this asshole is bullying a dude for being trans! What did he ever do to you?", then I understand. You see, even if Jod wasn't a tranny, he'd still do some things I'd consider completely fucking disgusting. One user of Closedverse made a shitty ED knockoff called Closedverse Dramatica, and Jod had his own article. Somehow, the person who runs the wiki got his hands on images of Jod wearing diapers for sexual gratification. We do not choose to ask him about these, as we assume he's heard enough about them. We also learn his real name is Eric Davis, he lives in Virginia Beach, he's 14 years old, his dad has been dead for ten years, and he claims to suffer from depression. Of course, with depression most of the time being faker than professional wrestling, this can not be confirmed.
One of the many communities (essentially boards) of Closedverse is the Serious Discussion Community, where people usually post about how they're going to kill themselves because they aren't very good at school, and never go through with it. However, Jod is hardcore. He just straight up posts "I just ingested sixty pills. Goodbye." People are clamoring for him to call 911. This based fucking god just responds with "Now it's at seventy." Don't worry, however. It becomes a common theme that the only person who wants to see Jod's misfortune more than me is Death himself. After a little while presumably in the hospital, he's back.
Jod knows who I am at this point, and doesn't like me, however he's not very smart either. After getting ahold of his discord, I friend request him and the madman actually accepts it. At around this point, we find out of another Miiverse clone he's active on, called Cedar. Cedar has a cool feature where you can create a community, and thus the Make Fun of Jod community was born, and I wanted to use this dm conversation to tell him of it. If you care, the Make Fun of Jod community was just a bunch of noodle related shitposting. After quickly consulting my friends about what to say to make this funny, one suggests I ask him if he likes Huey Lewis and the News, ala Patrick Bateman. I actually went through the entire scene from American Psycho with him, and thankfully he didn't get the reference. However, instead of murdering Jod with an axe, I link him the Make Fun of Jod community. He just responds with "this is gonna get deleted soon." before blocking me. It did not get deleted.
Jod now has a new reason to live, an e-girlfriend. Her name is Red. She is eleven years old. She is a transgender eleven year old. This was our first clue that Jod was not just an exceptional individual, but a legitimately disgusting one as well. We express our displeasure with him, and he claims it's not pedophilia because he's also child, but also because 'he's a lot older mentally' as well. One user named Eb, who is also absolutely a lolcow, called out Jod on this. Eb is obsessed with Dylan Klebold. When the school shooter fan girls are calling you out, you have done something extremely wrong.
Eventually, Jod and Red break up and he once again loses his will to live, attempting suicide once again. He lives once again, although spends two and a half weeks in the hospital. Nothing really happens for a few months, until lighting fucking strikes. With his constant attempted suicides and clear selfishness, his mother, Debbie Davis, decides she's had enough and straight up says in a text message that he's dead to her and she's putting him up for adoption. Jod is put up for adoption via text message. Although Jod continues to exist, the story largely slows down for several months, until just recently.
You see, as any kid oriented thing online is, Closedverse is filled with pedophilia and cp. The owner of the site, Ariankordi, has talked before about how he has seventeen gigabytes of child pornography, and his second in command, PF2M, groomed a minor and, because of postings in another Miiverse clone, is actually responsible for child endangerment. However, no one has ever given a shit because they themselves are children, I believe 17 and 16 respectively. One of my friends sets up an operation to get most of these pedophiles arrested. Ariankordi is the first to go, and with his arrest also came the death of Closedverse. Closedverse is dead and gone, and so are most of the archives. PF2M got the domain from Arian and turned it into an FAQ of what to do now, but after his arrest, the domain was shut down.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. We find out Jod, who has been adopted, is on a loli/cub/child porn discord server and has also blackmailed people out of nudes. Some of the shit he said there legitimately disgusted me. We also find out that he is a member of the legendary /r9k/ tranny cult, and has said before that he is a friend of Reiko's. We also learn more about his old home life, and that even though we had previously sympathized with mother Debbie, she's not the most innocent either. His dad, Wayne, was a generally smart, kind and generous man before he married Debbie, but afterwards she drove essentially him to an unexpected suicide. Jod is a victim of his circumstances, nobody is in the right here.
Jod has been reported to the FBI with an anonymous tip, and as I write this he has not been arrested yet, although we expect he get arrested soon. After learning about his report, Jod attempted suicide once again, this time by running into traffic. It also did not work. The moral of the story is don't be on Miiverse.
Closedverse had many differences from the old Miiverse, such as the ability to swear and post images that weren't from games, and you could even post gifs. This is where Jod comes in to play. I was on a server with several of my old Miiverse friends, and we all know Closedverse is a retarded site with retarded people on it, but we still go on it to see what goes on. Turns out someone posted the infamous Fukouna Shoujo 03 gif. If you don't know what that is, it's a gif of an anime girl getting skinned alive via lasers. Because this was a popular user, there was a major freak out by the eleven to fourteen year olds who use the site. That user later got banned. Jokingly, people post other 'gore' images, such as screenshots from the original Doom. Those people also got banned.
This is where Jod comes into play. He posts in the most annoying faggot way possible "uhhh could you please stop posting gore???? thanks".
One of my friends decides to respond to this with with a simple yet effective retort: "Shut up, tranny." He didn't realize that Jod is, indeed, a tranny.
"uhhhhhhh could you not?????? it's 2018 and people are still saying tranny?????" the boygirl comments. And we're off to the races. Out of complete boredom, we decide to look at his profile. He has pictures of himself. He doesn't necessarily have the nicest hair. At all, in fact. It looks like ramen noodles. And that's exactly what we do, we make fun of him for having ramen hair. We call him Noodleboy. He can't take it. He's not happy. He's getting very pissed off. It's very funny.
If you're thinking to yourself "Wow, this asshole is bullying a dude for being trans! What did he ever do to you?", then I understand. You see, even if Jod wasn't a tranny, he'd still do some things I'd consider completely fucking disgusting. One user of Closedverse made a shitty ED knockoff called Closedverse Dramatica, and Jod had his own article. Somehow, the person who runs the wiki got his hands on images of Jod wearing diapers for sexual gratification. We do not choose to ask him about these, as we assume he's heard enough about them. We also learn his real name is Eric Davis, he lives in Virginia Beach, he's 14 years old, his dad has been dead for ten years, and he claims to suffer from depression. Of course, with depression most of the time being faker than professional wrestling, this can not be confirmed.
One of the many communities (essentially boards) of Closedverse is the Serious Discussion Community, where people usually post about how they're going to kill themselves because they aren't very good at school, and never go through with it. However, Jod is hardcore. He just straight up posts "I just ingested sixty pills. Goodbye." People are clamoring for him to call 911. This based fucking god just responds with "Now it's at seventy." Don't worry, however. It becomes a common theme that the only person who wants to see Jod's misfortune more than me is Death himself. After a little while presumably in the hospital, he's back.
Jod knows who I am at this point, and doesn't like me, however he's not very smart either. After getting ahold of his discord, I friend request him and the madman actually accepts it. At around this point, we find out of another Miiverse clone he's active on, called Cedar. Cedar has a cool feature where you can create a community, and thus the Make Fun of Jod community was born, and I wanted to use this dm conversation to tell him of it. If you care, the Make Fun of Jod community was just a bunch of noodle related shitposting. After quickly consulting my friends about what to say to make this funny, one suggests I ask him if he likes Huey Lewis and the News, ala Patrick Bateman. I actually went through the entire scene from American Psycho with him, and thankfully he didn't get the reference. However, instead of murdering Jod with an axe, I link him the Make Fun of Jod community. He just responds with "this is gonna get deleted soon." before blocking me. It did not get deleted.
Jod now has a new reason to live, an e-girlfriend. Her name is Red. She is eleven years old. She is a transgender eleven year old. This was our first clue that Jod was not just an exceptional individual, but a legitimately disgusting one as well. We express our displeasure with him, and he claims it's not pedophilia because he's also child, but also because 'he's a lot older mentally' as well. One user named Eb, who is also absolutely a lolcow, called out Jod on this. Eb is obsessed with Dylan Klebold. When the school shooter fan girls are calling you out, you have done something extremely wrong.
Eventually, Jod and Red break up and he once again loses his will to live, attempting suicide once again. He lives once again, although spends two and a half weeks in the hospital. Nothing really happens for a few months, until lighting fucking strikes. With his constant attempted suicides and clear selfishness, his mother, Debbie Davis, decides she's had enough and straight up says in a text message that he's dead to her and she's putting him up for adoption. Jod is put up for adoption via text message. Although Jod continues to exist, the story largely slows down for several months, until just recently.
You see, as any kid oriented thing online is, Closedverse is filled with pedophilia and cp. The owner of the site, Ariankordi, has talked before about how he has seventeen gigabytes of child pornography, and his second in command, PF2M, groomed a minor and, because of postings in another Miiverse clone, is actually responsible for child endangerment. However, no one has ever given a shit because they themselves are children, I believe 17 and 16 respectively. One of my friends sets up an operation to get most of these pedophiles arrested. Ariankordi is the first to go, and with his arrest also came the death of Closedverse. Closedverse is dead and gone, and so are most of the archives. PF2M got the domain from Arian and turned it into an FAQ of what to do now, but after his arrest, the domain was shut down.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. We find out Jod, who has been adopted, is on a loli/cub/child porn discord server and has also blackmailed people out of nudes. Some of the shit he said there legitimately disgusted me. We also find out that he is a member of the legendary /r9k/ tranny cult, and has said before that he is a friend of Reiko's. We also learn more about his old home life, and that even though we had previously sympathized with mother Debbie, she's not the most innocent either. His dad, Wayne, was a generally smart, kind and generous man before he married Debbie, but afterwards she drove essentially him to an unexpected suicide. Jod is a victim of his circumstances, nobody is in the right here.
Jod has been reported to the FBI with an anonymous tip, and as I write this he has not been arrested yet, although we expect he get arrested soon. After learning about his report, Jod attempted suicide once again, this time by running into traffic. It also did not work. The moral of the story is don't be on Miiverse.
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So this guy is name Gregory Gordon. i first saw him in a documentary from the 90's about patients in a mental hospital in New York City. This is the documentary, he makes his appearance here. He was hospitalized for grandiose delusions, claiming to be God. Upon visitng his website, I discovered a number of other outrageous claims he has made, including:
Inventing a perpetual motion machine,
The Colemak keyboard layout will lead the world towards utopia.
However, his greatest claim to fame is breaking into Ronald Reagan's house in the 1990's in a "mock assassination attempt". He believes (believed?) that Reagan was the Anti-Christ. He even wrote a long, rambling book about it. Here are some choice quotes:
"Do not get me wrong, I am God, not a saint. I lie, I cheat, I have on a few occasions stolen things and am gay. "
He was even on the Howard Stern show once.
I've barely even scratched the surface with this guy. He's been an active lunatic since the 90's and there's tons of content to pick through. He's a really interesting case study of what happens when mental illness goes unchecked. Here are links to his YouTube and Facebook. He is still quite active on them, regularly posted content full of his religious delusions. Here is his contact info, if anyone is interested:
Phone: (732) 993-7775
Cell: (407) 731-4777
Email: Gregory@LightoftheWorld.com
Unfortunately, he doesn't sperg or respond to trolls, so he isn't a bonafide lolcow. I still think he's noteworthy as an exceptional individual though.
So this guy is name Gregory Gordon. i first saw him in a documentary from the 90's about patients in a mental hospital in New York City. This is the documentary, he makes his appearance here. He was hospitalized for grandiose delusions, claiming to be God. Upon visitng his website, I discovered a number of other outrageous claims he has made, including:
There has been a patented cure for AIDs since 1997. That patent expired at the end of 2017. Watch the above video with a pen in hand. At the end I reveal the patent number. I imagine that there will be all sorts of people trying to make money off of the process as soon as patent expires. The process involves a total blood transfusion of Tetrasilver. But before you spend the money to get the transfusion try Sundial Tonic instead.
Although I did not invent the tonic I think that I have found out from personal experience and the experience of a friend that Sundial Wood & Root Tonic not only improves the immune system as claimed by its maker but that it actually cures HIV/AIDS.
Here is my experience.
In 2009 I was loose in NYC and having unprotected sex with numerous male hustlers. About five to six weeks after one encounter I experienced four days of diarrhea. Shortly thereafter I developed severe night sweats and a persistent cough. I thought for sure that I had developed HIV but was afraid to get tested.
Then I heard that a very good friend of mine who had full blown AIDS had gotten herself tested after drinking some Sundial Wood & Root Tonic and there was not a trace of HIV in her system. One day I went to a Rastafarian’s home who was a mutual friend of ours and he suggested that I drink some of the Wood Root Tonic. I did. And that very night the night sweats went away.
I did not put the two things together until about a year later. During that time I got myself tested and the test came back negative. Since then I have been much more careful with my sex life and have been tested five more times. Each time the test came back negative. In fact I have been tested about 14 times for HIV both before and after drinking the tonic and all tests were negative.
While I can not say I invented the tonic I may have discovered the fact that it is a cure because very few people who have tested positive would think to get retested.
That is where I need your help.
If you have tested positive for HIV and have not yet started drug treatment here’s what I need you to do.
Buy a bottle of Sundial Wood & Root Tonic and drink an eight ounce glass of the tonic. Then wait two weeks and get yourself tested again. If all goes according to plan your second test will be negative. If it works for you leave a comment.
If it does not work for you simply send an Email with the title “Tonic did not work for me” to Gregory@LightoftheWorld.com to get your money back.
Please be sure to keep all documents related to your Amazon.com Sundial Tonic Purchase and the results of two HIV positive tests. The first test must be dated after 06-06-2018 and before purchase of the tonic and the second one must be dated after purchase of the tonic in order to receive your refund.Link to full page with video is here.
Although I did not invent the tonic I think that I have found out from personal experience and the experience of a friend that Sundial Wood & Root Tonic not only improves the immune system as claimed by its maker but that it actually cures HIV/AIDS.
Here is my experience.
In 2009 I was loose in NYC and having unprotected sex with numerous male hustlers. About five to six weeks after one encounter I experienced four days of diarrhea. Shortly thereafter I developed severe night sweats and a persistent cough. I thought for sure that I had developed HIV but was afraid to get tested.
Then I heard that a very good friend of mine who had full blown AIDS had gotten herself tested after drinking some Sundial Wood & Root Tonic and there was not a trace of HIV in her system. One day I went to a Rastafarian’s home who was a mutual friend of ours and he suggested that I drink some of the Wood Root Tonic. I did. And that very night the night sweats went away.
I did not put the two things together until about a year later. During that time I got myself tested and the test came back negative. Since then I have been much more careful with my sex life and have been tested five more times. Each time the test came back negative. In fact I have been tested about 14 times for HIV both before and after drinking the tonic and all tests were negative.
While I can not say I invented the tonic I may have discovered the fact that it is a cure because very few people who have tested positive would think to get retested.
That is where I need your help.
If you have tested positive for HIV and have not yet started drug treatment here’s what I need you to do.
Buy a bottle of Sundial Wood & Root Tonic and drink an eight ounce glass of the tonic. Then wait two weeks and get yourself tested again. If all goes according to plan your second test will be negative. If it works for you leave a comment.
If it does not work for you simply send an Email with the title “Tonic did not work for me” to Gregory@LightoftheWorld.com to get your money back.
Please be sure to keep all documents related to your Amazon.com Sundial Tonic Purchase and the results of two HIV positive tests. The first test must be dated after 06-06-2018 and before purchase of the tonic and the second one must be dated after purchase of the tonic in order to receive your refund.Link to full page with video is here.
Inventing a perpetual motion machine,
The Colemak keyboard layout will lead the world towards utopia.
However, his greatest claim to fame is breaking into Ronald Reagan's house in the 1990's in a "mock assassination attempt". He believes (believed?) that Reagan was the Anti-Christ. He even wrote a long, rambling book about it. Here are some choice quotes:
"Do not get me wrong, I am God, not a saint. I lie, I cheat, I have on a few occasions stolen things and am gay. "
As I detailed in my first book on the Beast, I would often go into rages against the anti-Christ. Unfortunately, people who use this method are often considered not only a danger to the Beast, but to all of society. More often than not, they are locked-up in facilities designed to nullify their effectiveness. These facilities are called “mental hospitals”. I have been locked-up in facilities such as these approximately twenty-four times since discovering that I was the chosen Beast hunter, often by the Beast’s bodyguards. While in these facilities, I was surprised to find that there are many more qualified beast hunters than I had previously imagined. Within these hospitals, it is almost common knowledge as to the true identity of the real anti-Christ. Unfortunately, those most qualified as Beast hunters have been forced to take drugs, which nullify their capacity to function effectively as Beast hunters.
I actually read this book. And actually, it is well written. It flows logically and is very insiteful. I have been a Christian for 14 yrs and find eschatology and interesting topic (end time prophesy) and have studied it intensly thinking myself as a lay scholar on the subjuct and quite knowledgeable at that. This is actaully a good book, but not for the reason that the author might think. I have never seen such a well written documentation of well, crazy, ever.
It is put forth so ligicaly, soundly and convincingly. But you still know this is all crazy talk so it is extreemly compelling. If this were written in the first person, being from the point of view of a deranged character I would consider it a work of a genius. And also, I have heard some great end time interpretations from ordained ministers that are almost as crazy, almost. As it is this book is a lesson on the inner workings of the mind and how a strange thought in one person can build into a whole belief system, documented point by point in crystal clarity.
I would even recommend getting this book because from that perespective, the perspective of the voyuer into anothers mind, it is fascinatiing. It should become required reading for cult busters and the psychiatric community as a whole. And to the author. Don’t give this book away for free. As a free critique, this is all I can offer if you want this added to you title.” Harry Daniels author of “As Christ Was”
It is put forth so ligicaly, soundly and convincingly. But you still know this is all crazy talk so it is extreemly compelling. If this were written in the first person, being from the point of view of a deranged character I would consider it a work of a genius. And also, I have heard some great end time interpretations from ordained ministers that are almost as crazy, almost. As it is this book is a lesson on the inner workings of the mind and how a strange thought in one person can build into a whole belief system, documented point by point in crystal clarity.
I would even recommend getting this book because from that perespective, the perspective of the voyuer into anothers mind, it is fascinatiing. It should become required reading for cult busters and the psychiatric community as a whole. And to the author. Don’t give this book away for free. As a free critique, this is all I can offer if you want this added to you title.” Harry Daniels author of “As Christ Was”
I've barely even scratched the surface with this guy. He's been an active lunatic since the 90's and there's tons of content to pick through. He's a really interesting case study of what happens when mental illness goes unchecked. Here are links to his YouTube and Facebook. He is still quite active on them, regularly posted content full of his religious delusions. Here is his contact info, if anyone is interested:
Phone: (732) 993-7775
Cell: (407) 731-4777
Email: Gregory@LightoftheWorld.com
Unfortunately, he doesn't sperg or respond to trolls, so he isn't a bonafide lolcow. I still think he's noteworthy as an exceptional individual though.
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So I was going to make this thread about a guy named Julian Diaz for proving grounds but decided that it may not be worth it and I'm not confident in myself to make a thread worth reading so I'll post about him here.
So Julian Diaz is a no name "internet personality" as we will call him who hopes that he can make it big as a twitch broadcaster. However the greatest obstacle to him achieving this goal is not an over saturation of streamers on a streaming platform. no my friends. The greatest obstacle to this man's success is his massive ego and tendency to suffer from uncontrollable bouts of SJW preaching on twitter. The reason for this behavior is because in his own words he "fights for justice"
(Fun Fact: The context around this tweet was him defending his actions of calling a then 14 y/o something along the lines of "disgusting trash" on twitter for using the word Trap. Remember this guy is in his 20's!!!)
When he's not dishing out justice to those ne'er do well teens he's busy spreading his message of justice to the masses. These are only just a couple of many of his exceptional posts.
Yes it seemed that all was going well for Julian and his quest for internet glory....that is until he was called out by a bigger account on twitter....
Amazingly enough, Julian alone had built up so much ire from multiple people that the resulting shit storm could best be described as "proof that karma exists". OP was bombarded with evidence of Julian's past misdeeds which she proceeded to post. This included (and highly likely not limited to):
He Fucking confesses to the first two allegations
So like a house of cards, Julian was in the process of building himself up yet collapsed at the slightest bit of force applied against him, thus admitting to something he could have possibly denied. What do you all think? Will his shenaniganery continue? Or will this Tomfool cease his tomfoolery?
So Julian Diaz is a no name "internet personality" as we will call him who hopes that he can make it big as a twitch broadcaster. However the greatest obstacle to him achieving this goal is not an over saturation of streamers on a streaming platform. no my friends. The greatest obstacle to this man's success is his massive ego and tendency to suffer from uncontrollable bouts of SJW preaching on twitter. The reason for this behavior is because in his own words he "fights for justice"
(Fun Fact: The context around this tweet was him defending his actions of calling a then 14 y/o something along the lines of "disgusting trash" on twitter for using the word Trap. Remember this guy is in his 20's!!!)
When he's not dishing out justice to those ne'er do well teens he's busy spreading his message of justice to the masses. These are only just a couple of many of his exceptional posts.
Yes it seemed that all was going well for Julian and his quest for internet glory....that is until he was called out by a bigger account on twitter....
Amazingly enough, Julian alone had built up so much ire from multiple people that the resulting shit storm could best be described as "proof that karma exists". OP was bombarded with evidence of Julian's past misdeeds which she proceeded to post. This included (and highly likely not limited to):
- Sending Nude Pics to underage girls on facebook (censored)
- Coercing an ex partner into non-consensual sex
- Constantly playing victim (the person here was the victim of his sexual assault btw)
- Other stuff I'm too lazy to post, perhaps I'll get back to it some day
He Fucking confesses to the first two allegations
So like a house of cards, Julian was in the process of building himself up yet collapsed at the slightest bit of force applied against him, thus admitting to something he could have possibly denied. What do you all think? Will his shenaniganery continue? Or will this Tomfool cease his tomfoolery?
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Felicity Kadlec Rosi/Dollygirl20
19-years-old, Massachussets.
Felicity Kadlec Rosi is an adopted, overweight black necrophilic pedophile, who also happens to be a lesbian. She has risen to fame for literally marrying a child-like, female zombie doll, "Kelly" and including other female zombie dolls in her harem. Kadlec Rosi has also admitted to having sexual relationships with these dolls. Also in the documentary, Kadlec Rosi talks about her biological parents wanting nothing to do with her, which was probably due to them smelling the autism on their child since birth.
Some footage of the "wedding"
Felicity is also an advocate for "Objectum Sexuality".
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYvTcATtk9_kGv52Nuh1pA
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I was wrong about her last upload, a video was uploaded 2 days ago.
19-years-old, Massachussets.
Felicity Kadlec Rosi is an adopted, overweight black necrophilic pedophile, who also happens to be a lesbian. She has risen to fame for literally marrying a child-like, female zombie doll, "Kelly" and including other female zombie dolls in her harem. Kadlec Rosi has also admitted to having sexual relationships with these dolls. Also in the documentary, Kadlec Rosi talks about her biological parents wanting nothing to do with her, which was probably due to them smelling the autism on their child since birth.
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Felicity is also an advocate for "Objectum Sexuality".
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYvTcATtk9_kGv52Nuh1pA
Facebook Page
I was wrong about her last upload, a video was uploaded 2 days ago.
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There's this dude that's been a bit of a joke among my small circle - Alex "Popacycleuropolis" (sp, I've only ever heard him say it out loud) a.k.a. Cranky Construct.
Short list of reasons why he's funny to watch:
(9/18/2017)
Then binned everything and drew it all over again
(4/15/19)
Created a side-view battle system with art and full animation for all four of his party members, plus a dozen or so different enemies
(2/11/2018 )
And then binned it
(1/19/2019)
He has a creepy shota/titgirl thing. This is an image he drew demonstrating how one of the game's characters has been redesigned over time.
Zero to bimbo.
(2016-6/19/17)
"That's tame!" Eat your words.
He gets extremely flustered when people call him a creep for it. Because apparently his female characters have "big personalities."
I can't really emphasize this enough, the first time he released a "demo" for Lunar Regalia people panned it because of all the ginormous tits. And he just said, "Look, I'm not making the game for you" and continued on his merry little way.
He also assisted on the project Grumpy Witch, which is a meh game that is actually going to get released one day. He threw a fit because he wasn't allowed to get his grubby little hands all over their project (he can't code, and also the team had better sense than to let him) so instead he malingered and threatened to overcharge them for his services.
Other things:
There was a yearlong arc where his mom forced him to fill in her bowling team and he would bitch every week about being forced to go outside.
He's kind of a bitch, which makes everything he does extremely entertaining.
He's also jealous of his relatives who are running off and getting fucked without him.
I hope you enjoyed. I think our small-scale cult following of this guy has been pretty autistic but you know, you're reading it on Kiwifarms so you're one to laugh.
Short list of reasons why he's funny to watch:
- He's been working on "Lunar Regalia," a rudimentary RPGMaker game, for the last 3 years, out of his parent's house.
- He's 26 (or maybe 27) and his life goal is to move out of his parent's house.
- He used to work in a Croc store.
- He repeatedly trashes all of his old work and then starts the entire game over from scratch.
Then binned everything and drew it all over again
Created a side-view battle system with art and full animation for all four of his party members, plus a dozen or so different enemies
And then binned it
He has a creepy shota/titgirl thing. This is an image he drew demonstrating how one of the game's characters has been redesigned over time.
Zero to bimbo.
"That's tame!" Eat your words.
He gets extremely flustered when people call him a creep for it. Because apparently his female characters have "big personalities."
I can't really emphasize this enough, the first time he released a "demo" for Lunar Regalia people panned it because of all the ginormous tits. And he just said, "Look, I'm not making the game for you" and continued on his merry little way.
He also assisted on the project Grumpy Witch, which is a meh game that is actually going to get released one day. He threw a fit because he wasn't allowed to get his grubby little hands all over their project (he can't code, and also the team had better sense than to let him) so instead he malingered and threatened to overcharge them for his services.
Other things:
There was a yearlong arc where his mom forced him to fill in her bowling team and he would bitch every week about being forced to go outside.
He's kind of a bitch, which makes everything he does extremely entertaining.
He's also jealous of his relatives who are running off and getting fucked without him.
I hope you enjoyed. I think our small-scale cult following of this guy has been pretty autistic but you know, you're reading it on Kiwifarms so you're one to laugh.
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I searched for "Ishkur" and came up with barely anything. I'm a bit surprised.
If you've ever been into electronic music, you've probably come across Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music, a terrific Flash-based guide full of samples and personal commentary on all sorts of electronica dating back to the 1950's: http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/
It's very good and actually worth installing Flash for, if you've never seen it. Plus, plenty of sperging over different genres. Ishkur might just go into an autistic rampage if you ask him if he'd like to listen to some electronica, and play him Robert Miles - Children. (a great song)
Just one problem, though: the guide ends around the year 2000. So will there be a new version? We're already at 2.5, surely he'll make a 3.0?
Well, Ishkur sure has announced and talked about 3.0. For years, and years, and years, and years. Here's his Twitter, @IshkursEMGuide, complete with a pinned tweet from December 11, 2016 advertising the guide'll be out in 2017. Still, to this day, in May 2019.
So what's taking him so long? Well, we could always check his main account, @Ishkur23.
...oh, just a bunch of nothing about pop culture and politics. Well, okay, what was he doing in 2017? When the guide was supposed to be released?
Just... a whole lot of that. Gettin' mad at Orange Man. Look, one of his tweets got an entire 21 likes, what a big boy.
Ishkur's a lot like Maddox and Lowtax. Internet 1.0 stars that made something great seemingly by accident, but lost their way. And today, they're completely drowned out by creators younger, smarter, and more talented than they are, all while losing their fans and good will by way of themselves just being neurotic and disconnected from reality.
Finish your guide, Ishkur.
edit: July 8th, 2019 tweet: The guide's imminent, everyone!
Yeah, nobody worth their salt believes him. But let's check out ishkur23 anyway, maybe he's made a tweet about the guide. Maybe we'll even see a little teaser!
Hahaha, of course not, same pretentious tweets and TDS as usual. Ishkur, you should really put more of your energy into that EDM guide of yours than you do over a foreign president.
If you've ever been into electronic music, you've probably come across Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music, a terrific Flash-based guide full of samples and personal commentary on all sorts of electronica dating back to the 1950's: http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/
It's very good and actually worth installing Flash for, if you've never seen it. Plus, plenty of sperging over different genres. Ishkur might just go into an autistic rampage if you ask him if he'd like to listen to some electronica, and play him Robert Miles - Children. (a great song)
Just one problem, though: the guide ends around the year 2000. So will there be a new version? We're already at 2.5, surely he'll make a 3.0?
Well, Ishkur sure has announced and talked about 3.0. For years, and years, and years, and years. Here's his Twitter, @IshkursEMGuide, complete with a pinned tweet from December 11, 2016 advertising the guide'll be out in 2017. Still, to this day, in May 2019.
So what's taking him so long? Well, we could always check his main account, @Ishkur23.
...oh, just a bunch of nothing about pop culture and politics. Well, okay, what was he doing in 2017? When the guide was supposed to be released?
Just... a whole lot of that. Gettin' mad at Orange Man. Look, one of his tweets got an entire 21 likes, what a big boy.
Ishkur's a lot like Maddox and Lowtax. Internet 1.0 stars that made something great seemingly by accident, but lost their way. And today, they're completely drowned out by creators younger, smarter, and more talented than they are, all while losing their fans and good will by way of themselves just being neurotic and disconnected from reality.
Finish your guide, Ishkur.
edit: July 8th, 2019 tweet: The guide's imminent, everyone!
Yeah, nobody worth their salt believes him. But let's check out ishkur23 anyway, maybe he's made a tweet about the guide. Maybe we'll even see a little teaser!
Hahaha, of course not, same pretentious tweets and TDS as usual. Ishkur, you should really put more of your energy into that EDM guide of yours than you do over a foreign president.
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I once had a personal reddit lolcow, by the name of /u/riitoken AKA Ray Bonert
He's a 50 year old man who's making a minecraft clone called "Farcraft"
His Autism-Quest brought him to /r/farcraft, a dead minecraft server subreddit where he started posting to an audience of literally no one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Farcraft/
People (including myself) would occassionally stop by at /r/farcraft to shitpost to an autist and he would reeeeeee tremendously.
He was constantly on /r/redditrequest begging the admins to give him /r/farcraft so he could ban people, and they would always refuse
https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequ...uesting_rfarcraft_the_sub_is_abandoned_and_i/
He has some very exceptional posts on other subreddits too like this
http://archive.li/9CcHx
He was eventually noticed by the rest of reddit when an SRD thread popped up and /r/farcraft exploded, people started making memes about him and he went off the fucking deep end, ranting to everyone "STOP RAPING MY BRAND" "I HAVE A TRADEMARKED CIRCLE R"
He always referred to this ® symbol as "THE CIRCLE R" and acted like it granted him divine power.
Eventually the original mod of the subreddit triumphantly returned and handed it to the shitposters, causing /u/riitoken to suffer an aneurysm.
Now abandoning hope of ever controlling /r/farcraft he created a new subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Farcraft1/
Very optimistically preparing for a sequel.
Literally no one could post on /r/Farcraft1 except for him and a sockpuppet account he used to pretend he had supporters.
He also makes weird pseudophilosophical videos like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kHBbmbV7u4
"The Farcraft Null Hypothesis"
Eventually he disappeared from the internet, his last two posts being about Christology (Terry Davis anyone?) and Donald Trump's space force, the latter posted in /r/farcraft1 for some reason.
The last I've seen of him was him stalking my actual real life facebook page and trying to add me on steam.
BTW the website he hosted Farcraft on is now a dead link after two years so I'm pretty sure it's impossible to download.
He's a 50 year old man who's making a minecraft clone called "Farcraft"
His Autism-Quest brought him to /r/farcraft, a dead minecraft server subreddit where he started posting to an audience of literally no one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Farcraft/
People (including myself) would occassionally stop by at /r/farcraft to shitpost to an autist and he would reeeeeee tremendously.
He was constantly on /r/redditrequest begging the admins to give him /r/farcraft so he could ban people, and they would always refuse
https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequ...uesting_rfarcraft_the_sub_is_abandoned_and_i/
He has some very exceptional posts on other subreddits too like this
http://archive.li/9CcHx
He was eventually noticed by the rest of reddit when an SRD thread popped up and /r/farcraft exploded, people started making memes about him and he went off the fucking deep end, ranting to everyone "STOP RAPING MY BRAND" "I HAVE A TRADEMARKED CIRCLE R"
He always referred to this ® symbol as "THE CIRCLE R" and acted like it granted him divine power.
Eventually the original mod of the subreddit triumphantly returned and handed it to the shitposters, causing /u/riitoken to suffer an aneurysm.
Now abandoning hope of ever controlling /r/farcraft he created a new subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Farcraft1/
Very optimistically preparing for a sequel.
Literally no one could post on /r/Farcraft1 except for him and a sockpuppet account he used to pretend he had supporters.
He also makes weird pseudophilosophical videos like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kHBbmbV7u4
"The Farcraft Null Hypothesis"
Eventually he disappeared from the internet, his last two posts being about Christology (Terry Davis anyone?) and Donald Trump's space force, the latter posted in /r/farcraft1 for some reason.
The last I've seen of him was him stalking my actual real life facebook page and trying to add me on steam.
BTW the website he hosted Farcraft on is now a dead link after two years so I'm pretty sure it's impossible to download.
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This guy is some wannabee Wiccan or pagan, and he does a five and a half hour video looking for occult significance in the Hellraiser movies. I stopped watching and dismissed him as a cow when he pulls out an Optimus Prime action figure to channel "masculine energy" and seems completely serious about it.
Hellraiser [Part 1] — RTCI.015 : SYNK SENTURY : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
An analysis of Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
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Dayton Hypernova.
He's a 30 year old troon who lives with his parents and accuses his older brother of beating him (despite having zero evidence of this, in fact he actually assaults his brother in one video) while demanding that his father pay him him money for doing absolutely nothing.
He's a 30 year old troon who lives with his parents and accuses his older brother of beating him (despite having zero evidence of this, in fact he actually assaults his brother in one video) while demanding that his father pay him him money for doing absolutely nothing.
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I give you a obscure Skitzocow here that I don't think is active anymore (possibly committed) who has a fascination with celebrities such as the members of One direction,Simon Cowell, and of course Hitler.
Meet Dani
Note: she refers to her fans as "daniacs"
Quote: "I'm a part squid girl who has feelings for my part demon bf and part fairy bf i❤my daniacs... dont have gold fins well you might be wishin!❤"
YouTube:
m.youtube.com
She reached Moderate viral fame after a comedian podcast YMH got ahold of her video dedicated to Hitler
Part of this is for us to enjoy and part of it is a call to see where Miss Dani has been. If you do a deep dive into old comments and social media we start to find weird people trolling her and neging her ( I assume for only their personal amusement because she definitely doesn't understand their jokes or criticism which makes them seem pretty lolcowish themselves) so is she
A) Committed
B) Run off by weirdos dunking on a mentally I'll woman who can't tie her own shoes
Or
C) was she lured into a trap by some other crazy and murdered.
We may never have all the answers but I'll highlight some of her Boomer tier trolls and creepy trailer park meth head orbiters and their thirst
And here is Erica herself: (wouldn't want her to miss out for her chance in the spotlight with all those Boomer tier memes
FB: https://m.facebook.com/ipeachy26?fref=nf
Twitter's:
Edit: found her Facebook's
"Art page"
Current FB blogger page:
Instagram:
www.instagram.com
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Meet Dani
Note: she refers to her fans as "daniacs"
Quote: "I'm a part squid girl who has feelings for my part demon bf and part fairy bf i❤my daniacs... dont have gold fins well you might be wishin!❤"
YouTube:
DaniEPayne87
Hey Daniacs its Dani and this is my secret account and I'll be post videos for my daniacs .... One Direction and many more ,,, except I don't want Sophia Smi...
m.youtube.com
She reached Moderate viral fame after a comedian podcast YMH got ahold of her video dedicated to Hitler
Part of this is for us to enjoy and part of it is a call to see where Miss Dani has been. If you do a deep dive into old comments and social media we start to find weird people trolling her and neging her ( I assume for only their personal amusement because she definitely doesn't understand their jokes or criticism which makes them seem pretty lolcowish themselves) so is she
A) Committed
B) Run off by weirdos dunking on a mentally I'll woman who can't tie her own shoes
Or
C) was she lured into a trap by some other crazy and murdered.
We may never have all the answers but I'll highlight some of her Boomer tier trolls and creepy trailer park meth head orbiters and their thirst
And here is Erica herself: (wouldn't want her to miss out for her chance in the spotlight with all those Boomer tier memes
FB: https://m.facebook.com/ipeachy26?fref=nf
Twitter's:
Edit: found her Facebook's
"Art page"
Current FB blogger page:
Instagram:
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Before SA turned to complete dogshit there was a user Verbal who had a roommate named Brian. Brian was big into MTG, Final Fantasy, Anime, Self Insert Fan Fiction, and shitting on the toilet seat. He would write stories about himself being transported to other worlds, back in time, or as a genius and every story would involve a fictionalized version of one of his childhood friends, some girl he knew when he was 8-12. Brian never really had much of an internet presence other than myspace and things like geocities I think so most the information came from his roommate who ended up archiving his stories. Its probably mostly nostalgia but they always give me a good laugh.
After he was discovered people starting making Brian fanfiction and sharing it in the original thread. This site has most of the stuff he wrote as well as a metric fuckton of what people wrote about him as well. Probably doesn't hold up much but they're just so awful and funny to me.
The rest are over here, Just ctrl-f "by Brian" and you'll get all the authentic stuff.
Computer Love, Part I
by Brian
Even after the three years after working on it, I can say my greatest achievement seemed to be just perfect. A home-brewed A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) program on my personal computer made me feel just awesome. Of course, “she” helped out a lot.
Yeah, “she.” The AI program I rendered initially was to be a guy but I figured that a girl would be a whole lot better for me. My decision was easily helped by my parents support. Thanks to them, I managed to get the entire house computerized. And since I made a special network that allowed her to travel to any part of the house with her will, she seems not only a protector but a friend.
I think the only bad thing about her is that she really doesn’t have a name except a program name. Her program number is AI-12. Not exactly the twelfth AI program I made but it was the twelfth modification. But I have thought about calling her Melissa. There will be consequences if I gave her the name of the girl I modeled her after. I will have to be careful.
I have currently nicknamed her “Twelve.” To make sure she will accept, even though she was programmed with a feedback function that I got from a friend overseas, I had to ask her myself. “Program AI-12, I’m still here. I need to talk to you,” I said.
As she popped onto the screen, there she was; a beautiful girl standing replying, “Yes, Brian-san. What do you need?”
I have no problems against her calling me Brian-san, since I did create her. I said, “I know you have a program name, but I seem to have trouble coming up with a real name for you. But I believe I did come up with a nickname for you.”
“That’s great! What did you decide?” she asked in that sweet tone of hers.
“How about I call you Twelve until we decide to give you a real name?” I asked.
“That is perfectly fine, Brian-san,” she replied. “What made you decide on that?”
“Well, it is your program number,” I replied. “It’s hard to call you AI-12. So I decided to call you Twelve. Do you have any objections?”
She simply smiled and said, “Nope. No objections.” She took a moment to sigh and asked, “Otherwise, Brian-san, how is your day going?”
I smiled as I know that a girl like her would be out of my league but she keeps me company. I replied, “It’s going pretty good. I had a slow day, though.”
“Oh, before we continue, Brian-san, you just received an email from Koichi Tokugawa,” she said.
Ah, it’s him. If it wasn’t for Koichi, Twelve’s feedback function would have been a simple idea. “Very well, Twelve,” I said. “Can you open it for me?”
As she complied with my request, Koichi asked about my AI’s progress. “Twelve, can you get a blank email ready to be filled?” I asked.
“Sure thing,” she said. “What would you like to say?”
I smiled and said, “First, address it to Koichi Tokugawa. And in the body, write on it what I say. ‘Program AI-12 is going perfectly fine. Her feedback function is working flawlessly, thanks to you. I must thank you greatly. No name is currently given but we have decided to nickname her Twelve because of her current modification number.
“‘So how’s your AI going? I’ll bet anything you went female yourself. Can you send me a pic of your AI? I’ll send a pic of Twelve.’ Finish with my usual ending signature, Twelve. Still photo yourself and attach it to the email,” I instructed.
“Done, Brian-san,” Twelve said. “Ready to send the email?”
I nodded and said, “Please do. It means nothing if I keep an email originally written for Koichi.”
She chuckles and said, “Very true.”
After sending the email, Twelve looks at me and said, “Continue with your story.”
I smiled and told her everything that happened today. “I see. So you had a pretty long day. You have my sympathy, Brian-san,” she said. “but . . .”
“But what, Twelve?” I asked.
“If I can make one wish, that would be a real girl and keep you even more company and give you even more sympathy,” she said.
Whoa. Even I am still impressed at how realistic Twelve has gotten over the past few years. “I don’t know how you got that thought, Twelve, but I am proud to say at how realistic you have gotten in the past three years and twelve modifications,” I said. “You are undoubtedly an excellent friend to have, even if you are a computer program.”
“Thanks, Brian-san,” she said. “That means a lot.”
Even though she has been rendered and designed, I imagined what it would be like if she really was real. Oh man! I would be the envy of the friends in my circle. “Oh dear. It’s close to ten o’clock, Brian-san,” she said. “You should get some sleep. Tomorrow’s your competition.”
That’s right. The Magic the Gathering® tournament country finals at my college. I have waited for this day.
After waking up from Twelve’s excellent alarm clock, I went out and arrived at the college for my tournament. After a gruesome eight hours at the college, I arrived home with the title of 2008 United States Pro Tour champion. “Twelve!” I yelled.
My parents asked, “What do you mean, Brian?”
Oh, that’s right. I forgot to tell them about her nickname. “Well, I decided to give my AI a nickname of Twelve,” I said. “Since I don’t have a good name for her anyway.”
My parents nodded and I yelled again, “Twelve! Where are you?”
Her face popped up on the special TV screen I developed. “Hey, Brian-san! How did the tournament go?” she asked.
“Say hello to the 2008 United States Pro Tour champion!” I said.
“Congratulations, Brian!” my mom said.
“You were right, Brian,” my dad said. “Perhaps that is your knack.”
“I’m so proud of you, Brian-san,” Twelve said. “Which deck did you use to win?”
“My Pow-Red deck,” I replied. “A legitimate deck and rained supreme as the instrument of my new title.”
After a glorious day, I went downstairs and rested. As I laid down on my bed, Twelve came on the screen right next to my bed. “I am so proud of you, Brian-san. You have trained that deck for so long,” she said.
I chuckled and said, “To be perfectly honest, if it weren’t for you, my deck would get creamed every time. Your deck analyzer is just perfect.”
After thinking about the three years that I spent to make Twelve perfect, I put on my headphones and asked, “Hey, Twelve. Can you turn on my Windows Media Player and playlist DRJ84?”
“Sure thing,” she said.
After doing what I asked of her, she glances at me and says, “You do recall that your Dance of the Machines is my favorite song?”
I smiled and replied, “Of course, I recall. Besides, I seem to recall that you liked Sleep in Peace even more?”
As we exchanged quips at each other, I continue looking at her and seeing a huge resemblance to a girl I once knew. After she sent her last photo, I lost contact with her. I modeled Twelve after her in my haste. I kept a secret from Twelve; if she ever became real, I would definitely name her Melissa.
After listening to some music that I wrote and composed, Twelve asks, “Is there anything else you require of me, Brian-san?”
“Just one, Twelve. Amplify the VRAM to maximum and execute Dance eJay 6,” I replied. “I have an idea for a new song.”
I have been composing some music as a hobby as I did on my stories. However, I have paid a little more attention to my music than I used to. I guess it is only natural for being the only musician in the family. I have no idea how I got the idea of becoming a musician got into my brain but helps balance out my logical brain to nice equal weight. Oh well.
As I selected samples to play as the beats, Twelve pops up in her own window and said, “That is a neat beat, Brian-san. I suggest adding some sound that resembles the sound of a beat of a dragon’s wings. Add some color to the composition overall.”
I smiled and said, “That is a good idea, Twelve. Thanks. I may be a music composition student but I do know the elements of a good song.”
Writer's Note: "IT"S A FREAKING STORY SO EVERYTHING IN IT IS NOT 100% TRUE!"
by Brian
Even after the three years after working on it, I can say my greatest achievement seemed to be just perfect. A home-brewed A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) program on my personal computer made me feel just awesome. Of course, “she” helped out a lot.
Yeah, “she.” The AI program I rendered initially was to be a guy but I figured that a girl would be a whole lot better for me. My decision was easily helped by my parents support. Thanks to them, I managed to get the entire house computerized. And since I made a special network that allowed her to travel to any part of the house with her will, she seems not only a protector but a friend.
I think the only bad thing about her is that she really doesn’t have a name except a program name. Her program number is AI-12. Not exactly the twelfth AI program I made but it was the twelfth modification. But I have thought about calling her Melissa. There will be consequences if I gave her the name of the girl I modeled her after. I will have to be careful.
I have currently nicknamed her “Twelve.” To make sure she will accept, even though she was programmed with a feedback function that I got from a friend overseas, I had to ask her myself. “Program AI-12, I’m still here. I need to talk to you,” I said.
As she popped onto the screen, there she was; a beautiful girl standing replying, “Yes, Brian-san. What do you need?”
I have no problems against her calling me Brian-san, since I did create her. I said, “I know you have a program name, but I seem to have trouble coming up with a real name for you. But I believe I did come up with a nickname for you.”
“That’s great! What did you decide?” she asked in that sweet tone of hers.
“How about I call you Twelve until we decide to give you a real name?” I asked.
“That is perfectly fine, Brian-san,” she replied. “What made you decide on that?”
“Well, it is your program number,” I replied. “It’s hard to call you AI-12. So I decided to call you Twelve. Do you have any objections?”
She simply smiled and said, “Nope. No objections.” She took a moment to sigh and asked, “Otherwise, Brian-san, how is your day going?”
I smiled as I know that a girl like her would be out of my league but she keeps me company. I replied, “It’s going pretty good. I had a slow day, though.”
“Oh, before we continue, Brian-san, you just received an email from Koichi Tokugawa,” she said.
Ah, it’s him. If it wasn’t for Koichi, Twelve’s feedback function would have been a simple idea. “Very well, Twelve,” I said. “Can you open it for me?”
As she complied with my request, Koichi asked about my AI’s progress. “Twelve, can you get a blank email ready to be filled?” I asked.
“Sure thing,” she said. “What would you like to say?”
I smiled and said, “First, address it to Koichi Tokugawa. And in the body, write on it what I say. ‘Program AI-12 is going perfectly fine. Her feedback function is working flawlessly, thanks to you. I must thank you greatly. No name is currently given but we have decided to nickname her Twelve because of her current modification number.
“‘So how’s your AI going? I’ll bet anything you went female yourself. Can you send me a pic of your AI? I’ll send a pic of Twelve.’ Finish with my usual ending signature, Twelve. Still photo yourself and attach it to the email,” I instructed.
“Done, Brian-san,” Twelve said. “Ready to send the email?”
I nodded and said, “Please do. It means nothing if I keep an email originally written for Koichi.”
She chuckles and said, “Very true.”
After sending the email, Twelve looks at me and said, “Continue with your story.”
I smiled and told her everything that happened today. “I see. So you had a pretty long day. You have my sympathy, Brian-san,” she said. “but . . .”
“But what, Twelve?” I asked.
“If I can make one wish, that would be a real girl and keep you even more company and give you even more sympathy,” she said.
Whoa. Even I am still impressed at how realistic Twelve has gotten over the past few years. “I don’t know how you got that thought, Twelve, but I am proud to say at how realistic you have gotten in the past three years and twelve modifications,” I said. “You are undoubtedly an excellent friend to have, even if you are a computer program.”
“Thanks, Brian-san,” she said. “That means a lot.”
Even though she has been rendered and designed, I imagined what it would be like if she really was real. Oh man! I would be the envy of the friends in my circle. “Oh dear. It’s close to ten o’clock, Brian-san,” she said. “You should get some sleep. Tomorrow’s your competition.”
That’s right. The Magic the Gathering® tournament country finals at my college. I have waited for this day.
After waking up from Twelve’s excellent alarm clock, I went out and arrived at the college for my tournament. After a gruesome eight hours at the college, I arrived home with the title of 2008 United States Pro Tour champion. “Twelve!” I yelled.
My parents asked, “What do you mean, Brian?”
Oh, that’s right. I forgot to tell them about her nickname. “Well, I decided to give my AI a nickname of Twelve,” I said. “Since I don’t have a good name for her anyway.”
My parents nodded and I yelled again, “Twelve! Where are you?”
Her face popped up on the special TV screen I developed. “Hey, Brian-san! How did the tournament go?” she asked.
“Say hello to the 2008 United States Pro Tour champion!” I said.
“Congratulations, Brian!” my mom said.
“You were right, Brian,” my dad said. “Perhaps that is your knack.”
“I’m so proud of you, Brian-san,” Twelve said. “Which deck did you use to win?”
“My Pow-Red deck,” I replied. “A legitimate deck and rained supreme as the instrument of my new title.”
After a glorious day, I went downstairs and rested. As I laid down on my bed, Twelve came on the screen right next to my bed. “I am so proud of you, Brian-san. You have trained that deck for so long,” she said.
I chuckled and said, “To be perfectly honest, if it weren’t for you, my deck would get creamed every time. Your deck analyzer is just perfect.”
After thinking about the three years that I spent to make Twelve perfect, I put on my headphones and asked, “Hey, Twelve. Can you turn on my Windows Media Player and playlist DRJ84?”
“Sure thing,” she said.
After doing what I asked of her, she glances at me and says, “You do recall that your Dance of the Machines is my favorite song?”
I smiled and replied, “Of course, I recall. Besides, I seem to recall that you liked Sleep in Peace even more?”
As we exchanged quips at each other, I continue looking at her and seeing a huge resemblance to a girl I once knew. After she sent her last photo, I lost contact with her. I modeled Twelve after her in my haste. I kept a secret from Twelve; if she ever became real, I would definitely name her Melissa.
After listening to some music that I wrote and composed, Twelve asks, “Is there anything else you require of me, Brian-san?”
“Just one, Twelve. Amplify the VRAM to maximum and execute Dance eJay 6,” I replied. “I have an idea for a new song.”
I have been composing some music as a hobby as I did on my stories. However, I have paid a little more attention to my music than I used to. I guess it is only natural for being the only musician in the family. I have no idea how I got the idea of becoming a musician got into my brain but helps balance out my logical brain to nice equal weight. Oh well.
As I selected samples to play as the beats, Twelve pops up in her own window and said, “That is a neat beat, Brian-san. I suggest adding some sound that resembles the sound of a beat of a dragon’s wings. Add some color to the composition overall.”
I smiled and said, “That is a good idea, Twelve. Thanks. I may be a music composition student but I do know the elements of a good song.”
Writer's Note: "IT"S A FREAKING STORY SO EVERYTHING IN IT IS NOT 100% TRUE!"
After he was discovered people starting making Brian fanfiction and sharing it in the original thread. This site has most of the stuff he wrote as well as a metric fuckton of what people wrote about him as well. Probably doesn't hold up much but they're just so awful and funny to me.
The rest are over here, Just ctrl-f "by Brian" and you'll get all the authentic stuff.
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not sure if this archive org account is a bot or what, seems like an odd enough mix that I'll try to keep an eye on it for a bit
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I started reading this guys post history and of course he posts religious shit, he probably has schizophrenia or something.
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I'm not certain if this is quite the right place for this, but I found a Twitter thread that is frankly insane. Why anyone would post this is beyond me.
Ughubughughughughughghlug
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Hey, all Balkan issues can be judged using very simple criteria.
If it's good for Albania, it's good, and vice versa.
If it's good for Greece, it's good, and vice versa.
If it's good for Serbia, it's bad, and vice versa.
If there's a conflict of interest between those three, Albania is more important than Greece who is more important than Serbia.
Neither here nor there
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I don't really know where to put this (here vs. personal cows?), but this guy, Nathan Coppedge, is a schizophrenic "philosopher" who clogs up Quora with his irrelevant ramblings and believes he has invented perpetual motion. He's authored dozens of "books" (including Avoiding Masturbation and Prophetic Wisdom) and he has a sprawling web presence that it's difficult to sum up. In addition to being a genius scientist and philosopher, he likes to summon spirits in his spare time. If you like good-old-fashioned schizo cows with no politics or fandom stuff, give him a look.
Personal bio:
He's also a professional quote maker:
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YouTube: Archive | Live
(Someone please let me know if I did the archiving wrong.)
Personal bio:
He's also a professional quote maker:
"I feel like I'm the only person, who, if you're careful, it's fair NOT to make any exaggerated paradoxes about. It's like I've fallen in love with murdering the soul, but (nonetheless) it has love, it has souls. And it's as if my philosophy is a league beyond that. It's like I have to psych out God to get any compliments from anyone."
"Philosophy is exactly like the matter of the universe!"
"My will must find it's wall!"
"We can improve our experience of time."
"There are recursive history trees, and sometimes they dance!"
"Time is all of change."
"Matter is meaning in whatever form it takes."
"Thoughts (are the definition of) travel."
"In a sense, timelessness is the 2nd dimension of time..."
"All we need is subjective food for all particles, and the universe runs itself."
"There appears to be a conflict between natural systems and philosophical systems that is resolved when philosophical nature is found."
"My sense is philosophers are happier than average, because wisdom is something they want, and it is part of the good life. Thus, they feel justified about seeking happiness, and thus they are more likely to attain it."
"Truth may be, in itself, the obviation of the obvious."
"Many logics seem to amount to aesthetics."
"Age is an advanced idea for immortals alone."
"There are two types of paradoxes, problematic ones and un- problematic ones."
"Existence karma: if you suffer, you're allowed to be superior. If you're exceptional, the world improves!" [n.b. he actually said "exceptional" here, no word filter]
"When there is ugliness by a high standard, there is a standard of art."
"Beauty is, on second thought, an adaptation to consciousness."
"What cannot be achieved ultimately can be achieved cheaply immediately. All true ultimates are immediates. Everything else is intermediate or essential."
"Whatever seems good is good, if you can predict EVERYTHING."
"I, for one, equate emotions and intellect as being identical!"
"Paradoxical realism is the beginning of absolute realism..."
"With philosophy, philosophical meaning..."
"Good problems are keys to middle knowledge."
"It is basic intelligence to realize... the sufficiency of fascination."
"We now consume aesthetics rather than the unknown..."
"Life is tough if you can't grow your brain... And life is tough if you have cancer.""
"Philosophy is exactly like the matter of the universe!"
"My will must find it's wall!"
"We can improve our experience of time."
"There are recursive history trees, and sometimes they dance!"
"Time is all of change."
"Matter is meaning in whatever form it takes."
"Thoughts (are the definition of) travel."
"In a sense, timelessness is the 2nd dimension of time..."
"All we need is subjective food for all particles, and the universe runs itself."
"There appears to be a conflict between natural systems and philosophical systems that is resolved when philosophical nature is found."
"My sense is philosophers are happier than average, because wisdom is something they want, and it is part of the good life. Thus, they feel justified about seeking happiness, and thus they are more likely to attain it."
"Truth may be, in itself, the obviation of the obvious."
"Many logics seem to amount to aesthetics."
"Age is an advanced idea for immortals alone."
"There are two types of paradoxes, problematic ones and un- problematic ones."
"Existence karma: if you suffer, you're allowed to be superior. If you're exceptional, the world improves!" [n.b. he actually said "exceptional" here, no word filter]
"When there is ugliness by a high standard, there is a standard of art."
"Beauty is, on second thought, an adaptation to consciousness."
"What cannot be achieved ultimately can be achieved cheaply immediately. All true ultimates are immediates. Everything else is intermediate or essential."
"Whatever seems good is good, if you can predict EVERYTHING."
"I, for one, equate emotions and intellect as being identical!"
"Paradoxical realism is the beginning of absolute realism..."
"With philosophy, philosophical meaning..."
"Good problems are keys to middle knowledge."
"It is basic intelligence to realize... the sufficiency of fascination."
"We now consume aesthetics rather than the unknown..."
"Life is tough if you can't grow your brain... And life is tough if you have cancer.""
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(Someone please let me know if I did the archiving wrong.)