Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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I used to follow the drama and craziness of conservapedia. The one user, User: Conservative was especially lulzy, given that he once spent 48 hours straight writing an essay and adjusting a picture pixel by pixel. I checked on him today and was not disappointed by his magnum opus, The Battle for Gay Bowel Syndrome (archive). Also worth noting that in the last 11 years, he’s made 201,821 edits; that’s one edit every 30 min the last 11 years.
 
Zhoban said:
Robert "Zenigundam" Santana, age 28
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This short, fat little dude has spent over a decade posting about looking for a teenager to have sex with and how he's an alpha male that intimidates all the betas out there. Finding a teenager is his childhood dream that he never let go of. I would compare him to Elliot Rodger, but at least Rodger never tried to solicit sex from a 9-year-old. Seriously. That's what this little guy did the other day.

Manifesto
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3c7cxrUO8uE
Filming woman without permission
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8r-VDLcgR6s
Jerking off while watching To Catch a Predator
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ar-82eRJOk
You can find him by going to any Public Freakout video. Locate a woman's name or picture in the comments and BOOM, your alpha's there.

Unless this is Puerto Rican Harry Potter with a time turner, it's also impossible that he has a job. This is EVERY. DAY. 24. 7.

Twitter - mostly about how frustrating it is to snag a teenager

UnevenEdge - just look for yourself
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It sounds like Zenigundam's trying to delete the pedo comment. No fear!
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And, the videos he "LOVES"? Literally every last one is of a little girl being a little girl - like eating candy.

UPDATE:
That awkward moment one of the most popular YouTube channels goes to your channel to call you a creep.
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I've been watching this dude for about a year or so - I'm considering making a thread about him but I wanted some feedback to see if you guys think he's lolcow-worthy. I don't know him personally but came across him one day on Twitter.

This is how he describes himself:
>Nicholas Alexander Tobolski is an American animator, composer, and artist born in Webster, Massachusetts on February 17th, 1999. He is the creator of the Minutemen franchise. He made the series, made the characters, and even composed the theme song all by himself. (He's a very good boy.)

https://twitter.com/Nikkcade

He kind of encompasses the best of many worlds - e-begging, delusional, autistic sped with a robot girlfriend (another twitter account he operates to give himself positive feedback on tweets about him being sad).
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The only problem is he constantly deletes and remakes his twitter profile for his new artistic endeavors, meaning the history of his behavior isn't readily available. I have plenty of screenshots but I'd need to do a lot more archival stuff.

Here's a thread from /toy/ a few years ago where he's described as a proto-Chris-Chan. It was made cause of his copyright infringement of some toy company and further delusions. (https://archive.nyafuu.org/toy/last/50/6541147/) (http://archive.li/LG8Rj)

Some more links:
his old youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRzTQCr4TjLYB54dC_hqKww?app=desktop
wiki for another project of his: http://minutemenofc.wikia.com/wiki/Minutemen_Wiki (http://archive.li/iT3WM)
example of his artwork: https://archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/toy/image/1505/96/1505966397283.jpg (http://archive.is/TQqc2)
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his photobucket: http://s35.photobucket.com/user/mrtobo/library/?sort=3&page=1 (http://archive.is/uW1J1)
his plan to restart some toy company fraudulently: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EklhljAwjbdwsUN3wCICNlR00ZgZVvZLthsaFx0Nwfc/edit
Old facebook:
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Does this proto-cow have potential?
 
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Bob "God Entered My Body as a Body, Same Size" Hickman

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Completely insane man from Indiana who thinks God is constantly attacking him by giving him gum disease and making his hair fall out. Even more bugnuts than John Bulla. He regularly carves up his face with a knife to keep God from taking over his body.

Youtube channel (archive)
Amazon books for sale (archive)
Twitter (archive)

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I found this guy on reddit just now. I don't think he's a full blown lolcow, but clearly delusional and living a lie online. He claims to be an artist from the US working in Tokyo as professional anime artist, but his art is at the skill level of the average deviantartlet.

His art:

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I could post more, but you get the picture, they're all mediocre and he can't even take a photo/scan them right.

On reddit he likes to criticise other artists who are at the same level if not better than him.
His instagram shows that he does in fact live in Japan, and he claims to be a comic book, storyboard artist and 3D modeler. Also, surprisingly, it shows he's a full grown man rather than the 15 year old boy I assumed him to be from his posting style and skill level.

Now the 3D modeling thing I can buy (I'm not even going to mention the storyboard/comic artist stuff), because you don't have to be good at drawing to be good at modeling, especially hard surface stuff. However the way he aggressively pushes himself as an "anime artist" and mangaka reeks of desperation.

His reddit has some gold posts. This is my favourite:
Lots of hard work, networking, and having a kick-ass portfolio. Knowing Japanese will help. Unfortunately, I don't know much Japanese. Luckily, my portfolio was great enough to land me a job.

Being from the US, like myself, will probably make it harder since the visa process takes a while and the company will not want to wait.
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Yeah I totally believe his portfolio was so amazing they just had to go through the hassle of flying in a foreigner and arranging for his visa to do 3D modeling that is so unremarkable he shows none of it off online. Particularly when Japan has amazing 3D artists.

Anyways, this is an anime he claims to have worked on.
 
Martin "Bettina" Stettler

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http://www.bettstett.ch/ (archive)

Switzerland's answer to Stefonknee Wolcht. Diaper obsessed adult baby who has turned most of his house into an adult baby playland.

He has a terrifying faceless juvenile sex doll named he calls 'Tanja':


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Disturbingly, people have actually brought their real-life kids to play with "Bettina":

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Edit: Another archive of his pictures.
 
Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
Martin "Bettina" Stettler

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http://www.bettstett.ch/ (archive)

Switzerland's answer to Stefonknee Wolcht. Diaper obsessed adult baby who has turned most of his house into an adult baby playland.

He has a terrifying faceless juvenile sex doll named he calls 'Tanja':


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Disturbingly, people have actually brought their real-life kids to play with "Bettina":

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Edit: Another archive of his pictures.
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2019 Switzerland tolerance: allowing your child to play dress-up and doctor with a gargantuan man with hairy legs.
Wow, what a Swiss mis...take.
 
Theresa Lockwood

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"I'm Theresa Lockwood and I reside in Vinewood New Jersey, I'm god's anointed mystic and [begin 20+ minute unhinged rant about perceived falsehoods and blasphemies of organized religion, paranoid allegations of corruption in her local government and police department, and a range of other various schizoid topics]."

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheresaLockwood

She seems to tick off a lot of the boxes for potential lolcow material: being certifiably crazy while simultaneously lacking much self-awareness or social filter; publicly shares her rants on a near-daily basis (somewhere she calls her videos a form of "public ministry", and being otherwise unemployed allows for plenty of time to be devoted to said ministry); responds anytime a random person has the misfortune of stumbling upon her content via the youtube algorithm and posts a confused response to one of her videos. She also hasn't (yet) been discovered by the wider internet; at the time of making this post the majority of her videos have less than 5 views. Perhaps now is time for her 'public ministry' to truly take off and find a wider audience.

Also worth pointing out: based on a common description/titling of her videos, I would presume that the Vinewood Police Department is very, very familiar with her antics.

At some point I may consolidate and archive some of the material and make an OP, but for now I just wanted to check with ya'll to see if you think there's actual potential here. To be honest, I don't know if she actually warrants her own thread.

The world is sadly *full* of people suffering from schizophrenia and mania, it's just that prior to having access to the internet and social media these kind of folks were kept safely out of the public eye, the occasional public freakout aside. In all honesty, I'd prefer for people like this to receive proper care and attention for managing their disorders.

On the other hand, now exceptionalism can be enjoyed beyond the confines of psychiatric facilities.
 
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Seems like this guy got out of prison. A return of a legend. You guys think prison rape taught him that not all gays are evil or do you guys believe he'll blow the gays away with his shotgun again? Place your bets family cause old legends are returning.
 
Simisimi23.
Not much is findable about him except some Reddit posts, an empty DA, and a single post on the nttgame forum. What his Reddit history shows is that he really wants to fuck Yuno Gasai.
 
Immortal Zoroastrian Prince Sereen, or at least, that's how he refers to himself and wants you to refer to him as. A gay/bi Zoroastrian pornstar from Iran who fled the country because gays are persecuted there. His website is sereen.com (archive)- but be warned, going to the main page will download a shitty .mov file of what appears to be a castle or something being built. http://sereen.com/angelsereen.html (archive) is a far more informative part of his website, filled with such interesting quotes as "Too All Americans Deport Muslims in order to prevent America's destruction. Iranian Muslims are even worse," "It is time to promote gay sex as divine world wide and killing sin," and "I will be gay - I will be Prostitute- I will be Pornstar and no one in the world can stop me or arrest me. My spirit is free." His porn (mostly gay) can be found easily by searching "immortal zoroastrian prince sereen" on Google, or you could go to his porn website, persianstud.com (archive). Since this guy is Iranian, information about him in English is few and far between, sadly. This also limits him to obscurity for the most part in the internet Anglosphere. And if his claims are correct, his imagery and name are banned in Iran (I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case) so his name may not be a household name there, either.

Oh yeah, I forgot, he also believes that he's the descendant of the Sassanids, the dynasty that once ruled Persia.
 
MysticMisty said:
So it turns out Terry and his butt buddies are currently having a slapfight with an even more obnoxious vegan named Ga-Maleven. Ga-Maleven keeps a public list of "dangerous people" that has Terry's previous name on there alongside a comment on him being anti-human rights and a fake vegan. https://sta.sh/01etzfsscz52

More interesting however is this comment chain: https://comments.deviantart.com/1/763530450/4643184684 I wonder if this is part of the reason why he deleted his old account and made a new one.

Also bonus, everyone who doesn't like the new female Doctor Who is a "triggered" fake fan. https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle/journal/Dr-Who-fake-fans-773362891
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Luckily she is banned from DeviantArt for good. Previously she was suspended for showing someone actual photos of a dead cow in a gory manner before Christmas until January 3rd. I heard that there is an Encyclopedia Dramatica page about her too that was made a while ago as of late 2018.
 
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Luckily she is banned from DeviantArt for good. Previously she was suspended for showing someone actual photos of a dead cow in a gory manner before Christmas until January 3rd. I heard that there is an Encyclopedia Dramatica page about her too that was made a while ago as of late 2018.
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I wasn't aware of this development, though it does explain why Terry stopped talking about fighting with her. His latest crusade to defend this "friend" of his is a real clusterfuck, though.
 
thermocline said:
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I've been watching this dude for about a year or so - I'm considering making a thread about him but I wanted some feedback to see if you guys think he's lolcow-worthy. I don't know him personally but came across him one day on Twitter.

This is how he describes himself:
>Nicholas Alexander Tobolski is an American animator, composer, and artist born in Webster, Massachusetts on February 17th, 1999. He is the creator of the Minutemen franchise. He made the series, made the characters, and even composed the theme song all by himself. (He's a very good boy.)

https://twitter.com/Nikkcade

He kind of encompasses the best of many worlds - e-begging, delusional, autistic sped with a robot girlfriend (another twitter account he operates to give himself positive feedback on tweets about him being sad).
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The only problem is he constantly deletes and remakes his twitter profile for his new artistic endeavors, meaning the history of his behavior isn't readily available. I have plenty of screenshots but I'd need to do a lot more archival stuff.

Here's a thread from /toy/ a few years ago where he's described as a proto-Chris-Chan. It was made cause of his copyright infringement of some toy company and further delusions. (https://archive.nyafuu.org/toy/last/50/6541147/) (http://archive.li/LG8Rj)

Some more links:
his old youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRzTQCr4TjLYB54dC_hqKww?app=desktop
wiki for another project of his: http://minutemenofc.wikia.com/wiki/Minutemen_Wiki (http://archive.li/iT3WM)
example of his artwork: https://archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/toy/image/1505/96/1505966397283.jpg (http://archive.li/TQqc2)
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his photobucket: http://s35.photobucket.com/user/mrtobo/library/?sort=3&page=1 (http://archive.li/uW1J1)
his plan to restart some toy company fraudulently: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EklhljAwjbdwsUN3wCICNlR00ZgZVvZLthsaFx0Nwfc/edit
Old facebook:
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Does this proto-cow have potential?
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He really needs an actual real life girlfriend instead of having a robot girlfriend.
 
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