Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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I was in Vegas and some stupid nigger was in the street singing a song about Trump being a racist. This lady was huge and was playing on a ukelele, couldn't sing worth shit. She was singing it to a bunch of white people too.

Probably homeless and can't find a job unfortunately.
 
link? sounds cool

edit: forgot about a community just like this: fan reviews, ceiling fans, desk fans, etc.
link:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSW_TR-OxXTAN-p8LtrbjOQ


also the malt liquor drinkers and shoes crushing stuff fetish on youtube.
Trying to find them again. This guy was a weird one: https://www.youtube.com/user/jaminiwa/videos
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Here’s something on Alex Grady, an autistic Nostalgia Critic worshiper.

Basically this guy is kind of like an even more autistic Mr.Enter. He makes reaction videos and lets plays but films them with a camera pointed to a TV, and until recently he would just be behind the camera and you’d here him talk only to later pause the videos he’s reacting to and crawl in front of the tv to elaborate his autistic point.

He’s a fanboy of Doug Walker and Channel Awesome since a majority of his reaction videos are of Nostalgia Critic reviews. He doesn’t even edit anything, he just play the whole video while seldomly inserting autistic comments.

Example:

Of course his faggotry hasn’t gone unnoticed:

He even has a liquid Chris style troll:
 
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Imagine a SJW without a cause and without charisma- imagine an unemployed 30-year-old who lives off of her family's inheritance, who spends her time sitting around coffee shops and diners, lambasting them on social media for their prices, while flashing her Yelp Elite™ status around. Imagine somebody who can't maintain friendships because she detects Negative Energy™ and accuses everyone of being evil.

There used to be a pretty popular web comic inspired by her, but I'm having trouble locating it.
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Always judge a book by its cover. ALWAYS.

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I cried from this Negative Energy™ sandwich.

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Okay, three tweets is a little excessive. But, so long as you got it out of your sys-

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Ohh...

Sometimes when we're teenagers and living in the same house as our siblings, things can get tense. We sometimes send little jabs, shout and occasionally trade blows. But, it's all confined and we can kiss and make up at the end of the day...
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...Or, we file restraining orders against them.

I guess what infuriates me about this lolcow is that she lives off of others and contributes nothing, yet actively endangers people's jobs for no reason other than having time to sperg.
 
Reed Brunson is a developmentally disabled 17-year-old living the life of a small autistic boy; posting videos to his youtube channel where he acts out little plays with his toys in a creepy falsetto voice.
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He pretends his youtube channel is like a real TV channel, his shows produced by the fictional Reed Brunson City Studios.

The first thing you'll notice about Reed, after you get past the fact that you're watching a near enough grown-ass man playing with plush toys, is his peculiar speech patterns. Though to call them patterns is a bit of a stretch, really it's difficult to discern the meaning of much of what he says. He seems to struggle immensely with language and hearing a single cohesive sentence come out of his mouth is a rarity.

WARNING: Attempting to parse what Reed Brunson says into something that makes any sense may result in severe headaches and possible long-term brain damage, proceed with caution.

EPILEPSY WARNING
(thankfully only for this video)
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A lot of what he says seems to be soundbites of things he's heard other people say, conversations he's had with a psychologist or therapist and little bits of pop culture, all thrown into a blender and regurgitated randomly. It's clear that there's some kind of thought process when he sets out to make a video but it's not at all clear what it was or at what point it went completely off the rails.

The content on his channel varies from his usual babbling stream-of-consciousness videos, to reacting to funny Family Guy clips and various animated movie trailers, to his thoughts on current events (particularly that pesky DRUMPF during and after the election) all expressed, of course, through his cast of toy characters.

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Particularly amusing, or perhaps just disturbing, is when he decides to tackle heavy subject matter like the disappearance and death of a child still in the format of a falsetto voiced discussion between a group of plush toys.

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Interestingly enough, and unknown to me until I started writing this: his father, Ted Brunson, is the ex-host for a restaurant showcase TV show called Chicago's Best, making him a minor celebrity. Reed is subscribed to Ted's youtube channel and Ted can be seen commenting on at least one of his videos.
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This seems to explain Reed's desire to run his pretend TV studio but doesn't seem particularly interesting outside of that.

I'd like to encourage everyone to take a look through his youtube library at your leisure, he has an extensive backlog of videos to be enjoyed and he continues to upload regularly. You can find Reed Brunson on youtube here and in case of catastrophe I've downloaded all his current videos and I'm currently looking for somewhere to upload that 50GB of footage.
 

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I cried from this Negative Energy™ sandwich.
Okay, so let's assume Sandwich Energy is a very real thing to be concerned about.
Why would you ever even try fast food? If there's Sandwich Energy to be on alert for then fast food would have to be the worst for Negative Sandwich Energy.
 
Okay, so let's assume Sandwich Energy is a very real thing to be concerned about.
Why would you ever even try fast food? If there's Sandwich Energy to be on alert for then fast food would have to be the worst for Negative Sandwich Energy.
Detecting Negative Energy™ in a sandwich is a great reason to post a horrible review and endanger a business' livelihood.
 
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