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Kaa VFX (fka Smileyguy10000) is a Kaa/hypnosis fetishist with two YouTube channels and a DeviantArt page dedicated to said fetish. He's made loads of videos which are just re-edits of the Kaa hypnosis scene from The Jungle Book, occasionally with an underage female cartoon character edited in. Later videos also include some attempts at voice acting. Based on the few videos I watched, there seems to be a loose storyline running through the Kaa videos, but good luck figuring it out.

To his credit, the editing is actually reasonably competent - better than anything I can do with effects software and nowhere near as bad as a lot of Kaa videos I've come across on YouTube. I reckon if he improved a bit more and applied his skills to something non-fetish related, he might have a career as an editor/effects artist. He also seems to have a small collective of friends who help him out with his videos, including a girl, which is very rare in the Kaa community (yes, it's a community) and his videos are generally SFW. You don't completely want to cave your own skull in after watching them.

I class him as a laughingstock because it's abundantly clear this is what he spends all of his time doing - just re-editing the same scene over and over, but he's not really a lolcow - there are no chimpouts when people criticise his work or anything.

Anyway, here's his magnum opus:

 
Art Bell's Coast To Coast AM has been a breeding ground for eccentrics. One of the most notable ones is JC Webster the Third, a fundamentalist christian/troll who's waging a one man war on internet pornography.
This was one of the times where Art let him host, and it is pure gold.
Highlights include:
"Global warming is caused by souls burning in hell"
"Canada declared war on America by allowing gays to marry"
"Address me as JC Webster the Third, God's General"
"Less book learning, more book burning!"
"Football is a homosexual ritual! The ball represents the mockery of birth!"
"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THE NEW REVELATION!"
"FOOD PORN! THE COOKING SHOWS! IT'S GLUTTONY! PEOPLE NEED TO EAT BUT THEY DON'T NEED TO BE FATSOS!"
"Are you gonna marry your poodle, since homosexuals can marry?"
"Poodles? Yes, they are (demonic), because they're French"
"I will not let you insultate me"
"She has got demonic laughter. BEGONE DEMON!"
"LITTLE MAN? WHO ARE YOU YOU CALLING A LITTLE MAN! YOU SOUND LIKE A FATSO!"
Any time Art Bell starts cracking up.
 
Art Bell's Coast To Coast AM has been a breeding ground for eccentrics. One of the most notable ones is JC Webster the Third, a fundamentalist christian/troll who's waging a one man war on internet pornography.
This was one of the times where Art let him host, and it is pure gold.
Highlights include:
"Global warming is caused by souls burning in hell"
"Canada declared war on America by allowing gays to marry"
"Address me as JC Webster the Third, God's General"
"Less book learning, more book burning!"
"Football is a homosexual ritual! The ball represents the mockery of birth!"
"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THE NEW REVELATION!"
"FOOD PORN! THE COOKING SHOWS! IT'S GLUTTONY! PEOPLE NEED TO EAT BUT THEY DON'T NEED TO BE FATSOS!"
"Are you gonna marry your poodle, since homosexuals can marry?"
"Poodles? Yes, they are (demonic), because they're French"
"I will not let you insultate me"
"She has got demonic laughter. BEGONE DEMON!"
"LITTLE MAN? WHO ARE YOU YOU CALLING A LITTLE MAN! YOU SOUND LIKE A FATSO!"
Any time Art Bell starts cracking up.
He was cool.
 
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http://im-old-youre-young.tumblr.com/

Crazy guy who thinks women should get married at 12 years old. I'm not sure if it's a troll or if there's more material by this guy out there, but if he's legit he's really creepy.

This is him:
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He's 60, would like to marry a young teen and wants to have 8 to 12 kids. He wishes arranged marriages were still the norm. He has a crush on a teenager who goes to church with him.

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This guy should go to India for that to happen.
 
I think maybe we should start taking a look at the islamfag community, particularly the people who encourage terrorism. They're rather nutty.

I would like to present to you Sally Jones/Umm Hussain Al-Britani, dubbed by the media the "punk rock jihadi". These days, she can be found on twitter talking about beheading Christians or blowing up infidels. Her latest shenanigans involve insinuating that her buddies were going to attack central London this summer.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...reats-to-uk-cities-over-twitter-a7049066.html

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...tish-woman-who-wants-to-run-isis-hackers.html

Sally was a 45 year old mother of two from London living on government benefits. She grew up very liberal and was once in an all female punk band called Krunch. Then one day, she met 20 something ISIS hacker Junaid Hussain (aka TriCk) on the internet. He was the leader of a team of hackers known as "team poison"and "the cyber caliphate" ( They were pretty big on the "we are anonymous, we are legion" shtick. Their youtube channel might be https://www.youtube.com/user/binaryjinx ). They started dating. She converted to Islam and took off to Syria with her youngest son, 10 years old Jonny. Her husband since died a martyr, but she's still in the middle east working as a recruiter for ISIS.

But before becoming a jihadi bride, Sally was a bit of an oddball. Online, she used the names Skya Catgel, MissSkya, Catdusa, Sukihussain, Pu55yTheGod, Pu55yHussain and several other aliases. She dabbled in wicca, was a big fan of the movie Avatar, played LEGO universe and posted on various places about conspiracy theories (illuminati/new world order/chemtrails crap). She admired Anonymous and didn't seem to realize that the activist movement she loved originally stemmed from 4chan. It is possible to find old posts of hers talking about these things.

Her deviantart is now defunct, but you can still find comments she made or art her friends made for her easily enough:

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http://gothicmama.deviantart.com/art/sexy-witch-man-for-147190084

A comment she made on deviantart indicating that she's probably bisexual:
So thankies darling & her boobs oh man theyre lovely jubbly !Yeah i love big knockers I lived with a woman once so yeah hun i love big knockers hehehehehe!....Thanks a million hun

Here's a poem this spooky terrorist wrote in 2010:
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Here are some things her neighbors said about her pre-terrorism behavior, according to some news sources:
She was very scatty, everything was always a drama. Her language wasn’t good, her children were unruly and she was extremely loud. Men came and went but she lived mainly as a single mum with her two boys.

She was a nightmare. Always screaming and shouting and up all hours of the night. Everything about her was extreme. She had problems with debts so one minute she was there, the next she'd scarpered. She started to go through a phase of thinking she was a witch. She'd post pictures on Facebook of her dressed in a cloak and said things about being able to talk to spirits.

She got doxxed at one point:
She seemed rather sleazy.
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I think her zazzle shop is worth pointing out because frankly it's pretty godawful. http://www.zazzle.co.uk/catgelakaskya
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40yo, suicidal, rapper/stroke survivor with aspergers and a bizarre arm-length fixation. Is he a lolcow? idk probably not
His last video, maybe he actually did it, the madman.
 
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