This guy who's obsessed with Hiro Hamada that he can't stop talking about him everywhere on the forums. Tends to make nonsensical roleplaying posts, admitted that he's autistic. He doesn't have any instances of chimping out as of yet (actually someone got annoyed by him coming out as autistic and the said guy came close), but given the nature of some of the users on the forum something amusing might happen. And this is :autism: we're talking about so I'm watching him around.
She's not that much of a lolcow, since she doesn't seem bothered by criticism and doesn't do anything remarkable besides making bad food and being spergy... but jesus christ these recipes.
She's not that much of a lolcow, since she doesn't seem bothered by criticism and doesn't do anything remarkable besides making bad food and being spergy... but jesus christ these recipes.
I hadn't caught up on organizedlikejen in a long time. Her new baby, CC looks photoshopped to the extreme in almost every picture, and she has sterotypically asian eyes? Also according to that "Granny" board I read about her, Jen never leaves the house since she's had the baby.
for at least 6 years, there has been this one person obsessively posting on a staggering amount of mostly unrelated forums about Anthony Recker, who is a mostly pretty bad catcher in major league baseball. these posts are all defined by a few qualities:
- the person posting them is usually named "mariselle" or some variant, but not always
- the OP is nearly always phrased as a question
- the OP invariably makes reference to Recker having a "woman's body" or something like that.
- the OP usually sticks around and seems to prod around for answers to the same few questions--"Do you think Anthony Recker looks like a man with a woman's body?" "Why do you think that?" "What about him looks like a woman's body?" etc.
there's more, including a non-archive post on /r9k/ which is really funny for some reason.
the best i've seen at an explanation so far
I don’t hide the fact that I post on many boards about him. If I wanted to hide, I’d use a different name on each board and alter the thread more. You got most things correct, Septimius Severum. However, I’m not a member of the Facebook group. The moderator never approved my membership. I suppose she thinks I’m too bizarre even for that group, although I do lurk there. Second, I have been banned, and my threads have been deleted, on several forums where I’ve posted threads like this. My favorites have been the conservative, libertarian and white supremacist forums which don’t know quite what to make of this topic. It doesn’t fit into any of their “categories” of thought, and when confronted with something they don’t understand or which doesn’t fit within their accepted paradigms, they’re discombobulated. I should try religious boards next. Do the Mormons have a board?
The “story behind this”, if there is one, is that I am simply fascinated and obsessed with this man’s body and want to see what others think of it from diverse points of view, thus my posting in a variety of forums that have no real commonality. I am fascinated because, below the waist, he has characteristics traditionally associated with a woman. It’s like he’s a freak of nature and genetics, and I find that alluring and fascinating. His body is not only muscular and large, like those of other athletes, but it is also genuinely curvaceous. Where I first heard about him was on a sports board where people were asking whether he was “part woman” or a “hermaphrodite”. I have since learned on other boards that even his college friends would tell him that he was “the jock with the woman’s ass” or “woman’s body” or that he was known for having a “girl’s a ss on a jacked body.” According to a post, he even wore a tight dress to a party in college to make light of these references to his figure. If you do a search on Yahoo or Bing (and formerly Google), “Anthony Recker womanly” is an autocomplete term and one of the top search terms associated with him. So, I’m not the first or only person to think this of him; however, I am fascinated by it.
EDIT: I dug deeper and ended up Reddit. There's a video of it (now private) uploaded by the sperg himself from the video. This is the description:
No response from the WMATA Emergency Call box when another rider (The man in the yellow Whole Foods shirt at 0:52 in the video!) pretended to reach for a gun. Anyone that knows this man, please come forward.
When I tried to call the conductor using the Emergency Call Box, NO action was taken by WMATA. How many times does someone (in need!) need to press this damn button?! What the Hell does the button do?! Does opening the door help?!
Ultimately, the other riders tried to get ME off the train, then a guy, the African American gentleman with the hooodie and gloves (Seen at 0:3, grabbed my phone from my hand, and stepped off the train. HE chucked it under the train when I tackled him, and wouldn't let go until the police arrived. He spent the night in jail, and I'm awaiting further prosecution of him.
At some point, I got punched in the right ear, which bled. Tonight, it continues to throb. The transit police sent pics to me of it.
I sat in the Metro station in hand-cuffs and had to go to two different WMATA transit police stations to upload my video to their computers.
I will say that the WMATA Transit Police are a GREAT bunch! They even refused to cuff me when I requested the first time, (such that everything could be sorted properly) Later, they finally obliged.
Anyway, I hope this pulls back the curtain as to how vulnerable we really are on our own subway system.
If you have never of John Hennessey, then it's likely you've never picked up an automotive magazine. He's a famous tuner from Texas known for making beastly Dodge Vipers, Chevrolet Corvettes, he even does SUVs and Pickups with 600-1000 horsepower. So you'd think. More often, he'd dump your car in the corner of the shop, then part it out to his buddies and local customers and leave it sitting for months, sometimes years at a time. And these weren't just any cars, these were 40-150k sports cars. And they paid a good 40-100k on top of that for the tune. So the customers would go onto the internet and complain. Mr Hennessey, showing tact and responsibility, would make fun of them on the forums, as pictured.
At this point, this is the only time I could find posts by himself, everything else involves motor oil leaking out of tailpipes and lawsuits. I do remember finding out that he either fled or was banned from just about every forum due to screwing his customers and acting like a 12 year old. Overall it was hilarious how he kept moving from town to town and changing his shop's name due to his old habits. Nowadays he still does work, but he's been bought out by some investors who keep a tight leash on him.
Mom decides she's genderspecial, so obviously, when she has a stupid girl baby, she makes sure she ain't raising no cissie.
"I asked him how he knew he was a boy. “Because I love you and Mama and Aunt Mandy and Daddy,” he said. Because. Just because. It was simple. And then he told me his old name didn’t fit anymore, and that he wanted a new one. I told him how I knew I was an in-between (genderqueer) and that when I figured that out, I had picked a new name, too."
The kid literally says she's saying she's trans because she loves you, her biological mom who so clearly desperately wanted her to be trans. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Mom decides she's genderspecial, so obviously, when she has a stupid girl baby, she makes sure she ain't raising no cissie.
"I asked him how he knew he was a boy. “Because I love you and Mama and Aunt Mandy and Daddy,” he said. Because. Just because. It was simple. And then he told me his old name didn’t fit anymore, and that he wanted a new one. I told him how I knew I was an in-between (genderqueer) and that when I figured that out, I had picked a new name, too."
The kid literally says she's saying she's trans because she loves you, her biological mom who so clearly desperately wanted her to be trans. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I previously posted about this person here.
I had a little friend who joined deviantART as a young girl and who posted childish art as expected for a dA user her age. Then she joined Tumblr and started claiming to be bigender and then a full on tran.s guy and now has blue hair and is currently kin to the Pyro from TF2.
Oh boy, here’s someone I can tell you a lot about:
Darius Ertik/Kozianka/Shadzter aka Shadow Zentral
This guy is like a more autistic version of Brianna Wu. He also seems to have a weird obsession with Shadow.
(I assume Darius Ertik is is real name, but I have no proof for that. A lot of the linked websites are in German. If someone wants me to translate certrain parts, I’m happy to help.)
Darius claims to own a large video game studio and being involved in major titles like Super Mario Sunshine, Super Smash Bros Brawl and Sonic Generations, just to name a few. Of course, there are no traces of his work for all of these other than his entry in his own wiki. On a side note, this wiki seem to have no other users than the site’s admin.
Before I start getting into details, just have a look at the company’s website and enjoy how totally serious it looks:
Although his studio obviously publishes nothing at all, he bragged about expanding:
(Freely translated: “First steps for expansion in England, France, Austria and Denmark are done!”)
And he pretended to be thinking of purchasing ProSiebenSat1Games, a company related to one of the largest broadcasting networks in Germany:
(Again, this is not a word-by-word translation: “I’m thinking about buying AeriaGames/ProSiebenSat1Games! Any ideas?”)
His personal facebook isn’t really interesting (read: he doesn’t post any lulsy status updates) but shows how many people are actually interested in our totally successful game developer. He also uses his personal FB as the “official” page of SZ. The woman he claims to be in a relationship with on Fb seems to be another fake account. I have found several contradicting posts of hers referring to her relationship with him. However, I have no proof yet and I don’t want to drag her into this in case she really exists.
He also runs a torrent server. Although this site is the only one of his company that doesn’t look like complete shit, it’s nothing special.
The only other trace of him I found (so far) which does not seem to be related to SZ, is this fugly website.
If our totally successful game dev isn’t working on Nintendo’s next big hit, he enjoys dmca-ing videos on YT, although he owns none of the content claimed. Although this post is from 2013, he apparently didn't stop claiming videos:
I stumpled upon this glorious person because he claimed a video of a friend
Some of the employees mentioned in his wiki are more or less well-known and I doubt they know that they have the honour to work for him.
One of the mentioned employees however, Rebbi Maria Kozianka, seems to be fake as well. There are apparently almost no traces of her online which don’t belong to Shadow Zentral. For example, if you look her up on Google, all photos and posts of her belong to accounts linked to SZ. In addition to that, there are only super small and pixelated photos of her. She’s someone who claims to be a professional musician working for well known companies and has not even semi-professional photos of her online. Totally legit.
He went to a call girl website to sell insurance. He contacted a girl, for whom he "had lust in his heart" but he sent her tens of thousands of dollars- including posting bail for- purely because he wanted to be a "good Samaritan".
Sean "Squidi" Howard was a classic lolcow back in the good old days of web 1.0. He made some semi-bad webcomics in the early 2000s, had a crazy left-wing politics/atheism blog, burned the flag and got into all kinds of silly internet drama, most "notably" the Penny Arcade Incident of 2003: http://www.jeffandcompany.com/ethnography/copyright.html
Ok, I am suitably stoned and in right frame of mind!
I think this guy warrants investigation. I wish I had the time to delve into him a lot more, but sadly my IRL is kind of crazy on many fronts and I just can't devote a day to dig into him.
I think I mentioned him to @VLAD in a PM. I cant remember exactly how, but when I watched the vid, I thought it was quite hilarious! I filed him away for future ref but just haven't had time to do the appropriate work to create a proper thread.
But considering his first video, I thought if someone has time, they may want to look into him a bit. Maybe @chimpburgers or another frequent thread starter can have a quick look and see what they think. Considering below vid, he would probably be good for spazzing out.
Anyway, here is this guy's FIRST ever video on his YT channel:
EDIT 2-If I counted correctly, he used Fuck or variation 45 times in 72 secs.
I did a quick search on his name when I found him. I think he has roid rage. In to bodybuilding etc. Pretty sure he posts to forums etc. He has a net presence. I think he would be quite fun and entertaining if his gears are grinded. I watched a few of his vids but as I said, it was an over weekend find, cool for an hour or two and then got stoned and moved on.
Anyway, its been like 6 months I had this guy filed away. Boss took me out for drinks, came home and toked up, so yeah, watched his vid, pissed my pants and thought I'd share!
EDIT. Just watched another vid. Raging over a speeding ticket. Also, these are his earliest from 4 years ago. But he is still active on YT. He seriously may be worth a look! LOL
I've encountered him. Man is he nuts. "Oh, TTGL is awful because Simon didn't embrace his femininity and instead it is beaten out of him. Eva is evil because it tells this feminine boy he is worthless. But Gaogaigar is incredible because it has a feminine boy who could easily be read as being trans"
Because I'm sure that was the intent of GGG, considering it comes from a country where homophobia is still far more accepted than it is in America.
, grabbed my phone from my hand, and stepped off the train. HE chucked it under the train when I tackled him, and wouldn't let go until the police arrived. He spent the night in jail, and I'm awaiting further prosecution of him.
