Not-E3 2025

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Hermiöne Granger said:
When i heard the name "John Carpenter's Toxic Commando" and i read Over-the-top 80s vibe and soundtrack, inspired by the legendary John Carpenter. I thought we might have something here, then i did see the trailer. We right away get these nonbinary girlboss lesbians and a a bunch of cringe millennial commentary during gameplay, and one of these girlbosses hit a old guy in the balls, WTF!..

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The game does look fun tho, don't care about "girlbosses" since I come into these kinds of games to shoot at zombies, not have deep character interactions. This is like /v/ complaining about L4D2 because half the cast are non-white, nobody really gives a shit if the game is good.
AntiMage said:
was watching some of the trailers and the preorder bonus for this game (Cronos: The New Dawn) made me laugh out loud.

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This isn't even the only game that does this from the show, COD straight up offers you a bunch of skins, an unlock token and a pack of (gobble)gum for a $200 Vault Edition.
This is 200 potions all over again
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Also, what is the point of those skins in a single player game? Does it have co-op or something?
 
30+GameOvers said:
The game does look fun tho, don't care about "girlbosses" since I come into these kinds of games to shoot at zombies, not have deep character interactions. This is like /v/ complaining about L4D2 because half the cast are non-white, nobody really gives a shit if the game is good.
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Its just this "Over-the-top 80s vibe" they try sell you the game on. Because there is nothing 80s about nonbinary lesbians girlbosses, with cringe millennial commentary that hit old men in the balls. It looks like the game is made by man hating feminists, that try get their revenge on the chuds or something. Its the same guys that made Space Marines2 and they have lined up a bunch of male centric games coming. Like Painkiller, Hellraiser Revival, Turok Origins. Better keep an eye on Saber Interactive looks like they are prepping for a switcheroo with their male centric games. By making the female characters the heroes and the men characters the punchline of their jokes.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
When i heard the name "John Carpenter's Toxic Commando" and i read Over-the-top 80s vibe and soundtrack, inspired by the legendary John Carpenter. I thought we might have something here, then i did see the trailer. We right away get these nonbinary girlboss lesbians and a a bunch of cringe millennial commentary during gameplay, and one of these girlbosses hit a old guy in the balls, WTF!..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ahDfS-wDsmM
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I thought the game was in dev hell. They might have rebooted it because I don't remember the characters looking this cringe in the reveal trailer.
Also the game is not a Timmy Tencent exclusive anymore.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Its just this "Over-the-top 80s vibe" they try sell you the game on. Because there is nothing 80s about nonbinary lesbians girlbosses, with cringe millennial commentary that hit old men in the balls. It looks like the game is made by man hating feminists, that try get their revenge on the chuds or something. Its the same guys that made Space Marines2 and they have lined up a bunch of male centric games coming. Like Painkiller, Hellraiser Revival, Turok Origins. Better keep an eye on Saber Interactive looks like they are prepping for a switcheroo with their male centric games. By making the female characters the heroes and the men characters the punchline of their jokes.
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Honestly, I don't care. This whole 80s retro thing is overdone anyways, they should have went with something else.
Miller said:
Also the game is not a Timmy Tencent exclusive anymore
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Are devs finally starting to realize this never works?
 
realistically it'll be somewhere between 70 to 80 bucks with a deluxe or premium edition of the game costing around or over 100 if red dead 2 is an indicator
 
DeadwastePrime said:
realistically it'll be somewhere between 70 to 80 bucks with a deluxe or premium edition of the game costing around or over 100 if red dead 2 is an indicator
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Vault Edition of BO7 which just has a few stupid skins is 100 bucks so this is the new standard going forward. Probably more since they know everyone will buy it, all they need to do is add a few shark cards to sweeten the deal artificially.
 
FunPosting101 said:
I'll believe this when I actually see that price on the steam store page for the game and not a minute before that. Rockstar cannot possibly be that retarded.
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Rockstar is that retarded. They are experimenting with having ID verification in GTA VI. That's the amount of retardation we are going to see.

Also, judging by everything Rockstar has done, I can 100% see them make the base game $100. $110 if we are lucky.
 
SirThomasMaloryII said:
Rockstar is that retarded. They are experimenting with having ID verification in GTA VI. That's the amount of retardation we are going to see.

Also, judging by everything Rockstar has done, I can 100% see them make the base game $100. $110 if we are lucky.
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Holy fuck, if they set the price for GTA6 at $100 to $110 AND THEN include some sort of ID verification system for said game as well; we may well see a GTA game "undersell sales expectations".
 
FunPosting101 said:
Holy fuck, if they set the price for GTA6 at $100 to $110 AND THEN include some sort of ID verification system for said game as well; we may well see a GTA game "undersell sales expectations".
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That is if the niggers decide to not buy it (NBA 2K and FIFA still get new games because of that). I can see it being successful because dumb faggots will look at GTA VI and still buy the game despite the price because they can't comprehend games that don't rape them out of their money and time.

Maybe I am wrong, but we live in an era where soyboys will talk about how Nintendo is shit and still buy all of their products. There is even a Concord fanbase (bless their souls). I can see this game being the new best-selling game, but I do have some hope in humanity despite everything.
 
SirThomasMaloryII said:
That is if the niggers decide to not buy it (NBA 2K and FIFA still get new games because of that). I can see it being successful because dumb faggots will look at GTA VI and still buy the game despite the price because they can't comprehend games that don't rape them out of their money and time.

Maybe I am wrong, but we live in an era where soyboys will talk about how Nintendo is shit and still buy all of their products. There is even a Concord fanbase (bless their souls). I can see this game being the new best-selling game, but I do have some hope in humanity despite everything.
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Oh I have no doubt that the game will be a success, but how much of one is the question here. GTA5, for example, made billions of dollars for Rockstar. If GTA6 doesn't do as well or better, that's underselling.
 
Super Hans v2 said:
That's probably going to be reason GTA6 fails. It'll sell ten million copies at launch, sure, but are all the paypigs going to stand being told 'fuck you, nothing carries over' and after near 15 years and resume dumping hundreds and thousands into GTA6O?
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Yeah, that's going to be an issue, probably. Unless Rockstar decides to selectively stop being retarded, that is, lol.
 
Miller said:
What? You didn't enjoy that entire segment about making agitprop to protect our democracy?
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Kill me.

I honestly thought the WoT trailers were the most underwhelming ones in the event, until Arknights and the WoW Midnight cinematic bleached my eyes and ears with WORDSWORDSWORDS and clear outsourced shit.
 
umseriously said:
"Democracy is under attack now." Holy shit. These devs are so closeted. Instant no buy.
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Where was this said?

30+GameOvers said:
This is like /v/ complaining about L4D2 because half the cast are non-white, nobody really gives a shit if the game is good.
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People only care when that shit is done for DEI purposes, otherwise it's always been fine and nobody cares.

FunPosting101 said:
I'll believe this when I actually see that price on the steam store page for the game and not a minute before that. Rockstar cannot possibly be that retarded.
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I'd think $90 would be as high as they'd be willing to go. The sticker shock of seeing $100 for a game would turn a lot of people off. Psychologically customers can probably rationalize $90 for GTA6.
 
One thing to note. I checked most of the trailers of the games mentioned and out of most of them, WoW: Midnight and BLOPS 7 are perhaps the most negatively reacted out of all the trailers. With the former having comments mentioning how the "soul" of their cinematics being outsourced and BLOPS7 having comments about pre-ordering BF6.
 
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