KR North Korea Megathread - Dear Leader and his shenanigans

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There's so much news about North Korea right now and what Un is doing, I got a suggestion for a NK megathread, so here it is. Post the world's greatest nation's antics here. I'm merging a few of the more recent threads to continue discussion.



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https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/south-korea-planning-war-decapitation-132232777.html

South Korean President Moon Jae-in has pushed for a new plan for a rapid war with North Korea and an overhaul of the country's defense industry to overwhelm and crush the North's government, the South Korean newspaper The Chosun Ilbo reported Tuesday.

Moon took office in May promising to attempt to engage diplomatically with North Korea and seek peace, but in the months since, the North has provoked the international community with missile tests at a blistering pace.

For some time, South Korea has been training a "decapitation force," reportedly with the help of the US Navy's SEAL Team 6, but now an increasingly bold North Korea may demand quicker action.

South Korea's new plan identifies more than 1,000 targets for precision missile fires and sites for marines to drop in and quickly kill North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, the paper reported.

The plan represents a more independent version of South Korea's current plan, which relies on support from US aircraft carriers. As it stands, no major military commander recommends military action against North Korea, which has a staggering array of conventional — and potentially nuclear — weapons pointed at Seoul, where 26 million call home.

But South Korea's new plan to quickly and decisively dominate the North relies on reforming the defense-acquisition process and cutting out wasteful spending to wield the full might of its economic dominance against Pyongyang, according to the report. For that reason, don't expect the plan to take effect anytime soon.
 
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If nothing else, it'll be amazing to watch blue checkmarks desperately siding with literal North Korea now.

Trump cannot ever be in the right, dammit, so this juche thingamajig is now the true way to glory and peace.

Edit: Thanks @heathercho for helping us with your amazing K-pop powers.
 
Kim Jong Un might not be bringing the nuclear fire but he's sure bringing the lyrical fire. He missed a career as a rapper.
 
More importantly, the actual statement was more focused on how KJU feels "bullied" by Trump - but not just Trump, but Trump being the face of the rest of the world.
KJU feels that he and his republic are being bullied by Trump/World and that his authority has been disrespected by Trump and for the dignity and honour of North Korea, he must provoke Trump to war.
He also accuses Trump of ruining NK, "plunging the world into darkness" and not being a politician, but a crazed bully.

Most telling though, is this - he seems to be mostly pissed, because Trump's threats have upset the North Korean people and made THEM feel restless towards him, questioning the regime and loyalty to KJU.
Because of this, he feels justified in bombing whoever he wants to bomb, because he believes that to be the answer to his people's disquiet.
so this is what andrew dobson would be if he was a leader
 
More importantly, the actual statement was more focused on how KJU feels "bullied" by Trump - but not just Trump, but Trump being the face of the rest of the world.
KJU feels that he and his republic are being bullied by Trump/World and that his authority has been disrespected by Trump and for the dignity and honour of North Korea, he must provoke Trump to war.
He also accuses Trump of ruining NK, "plunging the world into darkness" and not being a politician, but a crazed bully.

Most telling though, is this - he seems to be mostly pissed, because Trump's threats have upset the North Korean people and made THEM feel restless towards him, questioning the regime and loyalty to KJU.
Because of this, he feels justified in bombing whoever he wants to bomb, because he believes that to be the answer to his people's disquiet.
You can tell he's nervous because he made this statement in televised person, which is extremely unusual for the Kims - they usually let the talking heads on the news broadcast their rehtorict.

There was a memoir by a chef who was working for Kim Jong Il who recalled during the Romanian Revolution, he was glued to the TV news reports and was white as a sheet after the execution of the Ceausescus.
 
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I just read the actual statement that was released, pre state media translation and it was a bit different, but he
did call him an old bully, a madman and someone who doesn't understand their words/talks crazy - which is besides the point, because dotard is a great word, nice translation job.

More importantly, the actual statement was more focused on how KJU feels "bullied" by Trump - but not just Trump, but Trump being the face of the rest of the world.
KJU feels that he and his republic are being bullied by Trump/World and that his authority has been disrespected by Trump and for the dignity and honour of North Korea, he must provoke Trump to war.
He also accuses Trump of ruining NK, "plunging the world into darkness" and not being a politician, but a crazed bully.

Most telling though, is this - he seems to be mostly pissed, because Trump's threats have upset the North Korean people and made THEM feel restless towards him, questioning the regime and loyalty to KJU.
Because of this, he feels justified in bombing whoever he wants to bomb, because he believes that to be the answer to his people's disquiet.

Which when you boil it down, is exactly his problem - the people aren't pleased with him and he doesn't like that, so someone must pay. I mean, seriously, this guy is the most cliche of Asian cliches ever.

I know it wouldn't serve the western media's "Trump is Hitler" narrative to print a raw translation of what KJU said, but it makes the reasons more clearer - fatboy's ass mad that Daddy Trump cut his aide lifeline, his people are getting sick of him and he'll smash his room up until you give him what he wants.

I wish I could give you more than one :informative:, you are a credit to team
 
KJU feels that he and his republic are being bullied by Trump/World and that his authority has been disrespected by Trump and for the dignity and honour of North Korea, he must provoke Trump to war.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Guy is gook Cartman.
 
Kim is just threatening again. If he does a hydrogen bomb test and that radiation comes back to Japan or SK, he's fucked. Trump, for everything he says, isn't going to be provoked into a war. What Trump can do is put the screws heavily to other nations and basically starve them out.
 
Kim is just threatening again. If he does a hydrogen bomb test and that radiation comes back to Japan or SK, he's fucked. Trump, for everything he says, isn't going to be provoked into a war. What Trump can do is put the screws heavily to other nations and basically starve them out.
Hell, if there does happen to be a radiation leak in one of those missile-filled mountains he'll be fucked.

Either way, the H-Bomb may as well be the last thing Kim ever makes, whether it ends up affecting his enemies or his own country.
 
Apparently they've just suffered an earthquake... unknown if it's related to their bomb tests at this point, but wouldn't it be great if they suddenly require foreign aid and nobody gives them anything?
 
Apparently they've just suffered an earthquake... unknown if it's related to their bomb tests at this point, but wouldn't it be great if they suddenly require foreign aid and nobody gives them anything?
The quake is a measly 3.4 magnitude. That's not something to suffer from. It's probably fatty boy failing a bungie jump.
 
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RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Guy is gook Cartman.

Basically now, he is. He wasn't always like that per se.
With the artery of aid being stymied at every turn, it's really tipped him towards his current state of being all "MUH RESPECT" - his "people" are clearly having no qualms in showing him that they are unable to suffer this much. Approval is important to him. He has been rather soft with his approach towards the people - he's shown he cares on various occasions, most noteworthy was in 2014 when a bunch of people died in that apartment collapse.
Now for the people to turn against him - he who has cared so much - is an outrage. An outrage that must be remedied. Even the Sejong Institute has papers on how important the people's approval of him is. So this is a huge insult to the Supreme Autist.
He's also been a huge America fan boy and to have the dual K.O of his people getting sick of his shit + Grorious America telling him to STFU.... he's been sent into this REEEing meltdown, but with access to bombs instead of the usual tard fare of baseball bats or handguns.

This has been going on for a while and this is exactly why Warmbier was allowed in his vegetable state to return home. When I say KJU is a cliche, I really mean his mentality is truly stuck in the Joseon era. He's literally the family boss from any Asian movie you've ever watched. He's all the cliches. He's "You disrespected me, now you will pay". Like I don't really think Western audiences appreciate just how asian cliched his whole thinking is and that this is literally as simple as people disrespecting his authority.

So yeah, he is gook Cartman.
America the great + his people hating him is his tricked into buying pubic hair moment.
He would kill, cook and force you to eat your family, I have no doubt. Afterall, he loves killing people with flamethrowers.
 
Basically now, he is. He wasn't always like that per se.
With the artery of aid being stymied at every turn, it's really tipped him towards his current state of being all "MUH RESPECT" - his "people" are clearly having no qualms in showing him that they are unable to suffer this much. Approval is important to him. He has been rather soft with his approach towards the people - he's shown he cares on various occasions, most noteworthy was in 2014 when a bunch of people died in that apartment collapse.
Now for the people to turn against him - he who has cared so much - is an outrage. An outrage that must be remedied. Even the Sejong Institute has papers on how important the people's approval of him is. So this is a huge insult to the Supreme Autist.
He's also been a huge America fan boy and to have the dual K.O of his people getting sick of his shit + Grorious America telling him to STFU.... he's been sent into this REEEing meltdown, but with access to bombs instead of the usual tard fare of baseball bats or handguns.

This has been going on for a while and this is exactly why Warmbier was allowed in his vegetable state to return home. When I say KJU is a cliche, I really mean his mentality is truly stuck in the Joseon era. He's literally the family boss from any Asian movie you've ever watched. He's all the cliches. He's "You disrespected me, now you will pay". Like I don't really think Western audiences appreciate just how asian cliched his whole thinking is and that this is literally as simple as people disrespecting his authority.

So yeah, he is gook Cartman.
America the great + his people hating him is his tricked into buying pubic hair moment.
He would kill, cook and force you to eat your family, I have no doubt. Afterall, he loves killing people with flamethrowers.
Un really is a cartoon villain at this point. I'm just amazed he hasn't turned on the few people still loyal to him and forced his soldiers to kill them.
 
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