Just look at the "gods" in this fucking movie. There are dressed like normal people, it's so fucking lame. Charlize Theron (who trooned out her kids) even said Calypso is "looking for connection".
Just what the fuck???
Did a tranny stick his dick up Nolan's nose and lobotomized his brain?
Epic movie? No, EPIC ASS!
Everyone who still claims this piece of shit is going to be super duper awesome is absolutely fucking retarded and delusional.
This is a giant mountain of woke excrement! It's the Mount Everest of woke movie trash!
Perhaps it's good, that no greek actors are involved because this is career ruining levels of awful.
Just look at the "gods" in this fucking movie. There are dressed like normal people, it's so fucking lame. Charlize Theron (who trooned out her kids) even said Calypso is "looking for connection".
Just look at the "gods" in this fucking movie. There are dressed like normal people, it's so fucking lame. Charlize Theron (who trooned out her kids) even said Calypso is "looking for connection".
Just what the fuck???
Did a tranny stick his dick up Nolan's nose and lobotomized his brain?
Epic movie? No, EPIC ASS!
Everyone who still claims this piece of shit is going to be super duper awesome is absolutely fucking retarded and delusional.
This is a giant mountain of woke excrement! It's the Mount Everest of woke movie trash!
Perhaps it's good, that no greek actors are involved because this is career ruining levels of awful.
You know who did a great Greek/Roman God? Uma Thurman's first role as Venus in Baron Munchausen. (And as I said earlier up original Clash of the Titans was great with it)
She didn't speak a much, in fact I don't remember any of her lines but it's been awhile, but she still stands out as a plausible 'Godess' incarnate. Nolan's putting these ugly bitches in this like it's some Dune or capeshit situation.
I own peplum films and know which corner of Youtube hides even more in 4K. I'll be safe. Even the ones that completely butchered stories (Paris was the hero and Menelaus the villain in an old adaptation of the Iliad) looked good or at least passable and all they did was run around some OK to cheap sets and in the woods for 90 minutes.
These people don't care that Jesus likely looked like the light skinned Arabs currently living in that region of the middle east. They are convinced that Jesus looked like a nigga.
These people don't care that Jesus likely looked like the light skinned Arabs currently living in that region of the middle east. They are convinced that Jesus looked like a nigga.
