Nolan's The Odyssey - Potentially could be epic or an epic flop.

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Making Achilles a pooner is the funniest shit ever. I hope they remake Blade Runner (1982) next and Elliot can play Deckard lol. Oh! or my favorite movie of all time, The Thing (1982) and make all the arctic rangers pooners and brown trannies, except for Childs and Nauls, they both inexplicably have vitiligo.

I was trying to think of other funny niggercattle humiliation rituals, and I realized that they don't need to remake A Clockwork Orange (1971) because the drug-addicted gangbangers are already white.
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No! No! I'm thinking way too small. They should remake A Clockwork Orange (1971) but the characters DO get to stay white lmaooo Mr. Shekelberg you need to hire me as your assistant niggercattle humiliator, seriously!
 
Clash of the Titans handled the color/brightness as well as any I can think of. A lot of truly bright outside shots and then Medusa's lair is pretty much weakly torch lit. Such a classic movie. It's wild they bothered to remake that in 2010 and it of course bombed.
They deserved it, because they refused to cast the owl.
 
They deserved it, because they refused to cast the owl.
I skipped it like I do most remakes. There were so many being done from Robocop to Ben Hur and Clash, to Total Recall. I watched a little bit of Total Recall and was (this looks pretty good FX-wise, but yuck). The one they did I think I liked the most was Robocop cause Gary Oldman mostly and it had really good FX. But again pale immidation.
 
So I'm supposed to believe Agamemnon went out of his way to marry a nigger, rescue another one, and then let his nigger wife kill him? I guess I can believe the part where she cheated and killed him...
 
LMAO THEY HAVE THE MIDGET TRANNY PLAYING ACHILLES. Dead on arrival.

Is this some weird ritual career suicide by Nolan? Is he getting paid to shit it all up, honestly retarded or some sort of occult holyjew shit ritual humiliation?
Nah, he's just a progressive. Everyone in Pedowood have gone insane: just look at James Cameron, removing the Navi gun scenes from the third Avatar because he had some faggy progressive baptism about guns being evil, despite the fact that his most famous movies are unabashed love letters to America's fascination with firearms. Everyone in that industry is evil and nuts.
 
Clash of the Titans handled the color/brightness as well as any I can think of. A lot of truly bright outside shots and then Medusa's lair is pretty much weakly torch lit. Such a classic movie. It's wild they bothered to remake that in 2010 and it of course bombed.

The whole movie was more of love letter to greek mythology than a particular tale itself. It was weird but once you got into it, it really worked and those Harry Hausen special effects are absolutely legendary to this very day and their stop motion aspect almost helped sell the supernatural aspect, like these creatures are working on an otherworldly vibe.

I dont HATE the 2010 version (its a meh movie with some decent highlights but thats it) but it is one of those movies that just feel kind of pointless, you just cant replicate what the original did and much less surpass it.

But hey, this is about The Odyssey, not me sperging out about the wonders of old epic movies and their pesky amazing special effects. (But seriously, I can easily do this for a while, grew up watching a lot of those from my family's old collections)
What kind of crazy bullshit has forced Nolan to torpedo his career this hard?

Could be one of two things

1- He is being "tasked" with subverting one of the most ancient tales in history as another symbolic destruction of another legacy piece of literature of the western world. Doesnt help this movie is based on the 2007 version where it was translated by a feminist with all the biased shit you might expect. The fact they are casting niggers and trannies surely doesnt help.
2- Seems like every great director eventually wants to do "The Epic", and, more often than not, they are given full creative (and worse, financial) freedom to do as they please. Limitation breeds creativity and deadlines force directors to actually work with what they have but Nolan has earned enough Hollywood cred that he is given a lot of faith to deliver a great project based simply on that he is Christopher Nolan. The results are almost always the same and equally catastrophic for one's career.
Big suprice, americans are obsessed with negros.

Nah, jews are, they really want niggers to be their IRL golems. Just the weird semi-passive aggressive way they talk down to them, like "We shouldnt be enemies, we should get together to fight whitey" (a reminder they dont consider themselves white so neither should we).

Despite what one may think, jews are a very superstitious bunch and very close to their "mythology" so things like golems are very close to their personal beliefs and they see these low IQ violent dirt mud skin men as simply golems that need a "master" to lead them properly (against their enemies that is).

Edit: Hell, look at Assassin's Creed Shadows, they made Yasuke practically a fictional character (well, more fictional than he already was, depending how much of his existence you believe at all) that constantly surpasses and humiliates the japanese natives like some sort of goliath. Its a very jewish coded game.
 
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Normally I would cheer American accents being used because it usually pisses off the right people and leaves Eurocucks seething, but in this instance they're defending it because they can't allow a single criticism of what's shaping up to be the wokest movie ever made and now I'm the one who is seething.
Nah, he's just a progressive.
It's entirely possible he has TDS now and Orange Man finally broke him like he's broken the rest of Hollywood and this is his way of lashing out.
 
whats the point of this movie?
Nolan being let off his leash again after a successful movie that was only successful because he had a bunch of handlers holding his leash. It happens almost every time he gets a big hit at the box office with a few exceptions. He is basically a version of George Lucas who never became content with his absurd wealth.
 
This whole ordeal feels like Nolan had some owed debt (not money but compliance), after a streak of sucess and this is how he is supposed to pay to remain in the good graces of his Hollywood overlords.

Half the things he is saying like the woman he hired as Helen being "too pretty" sounds like cope. I doubt even he belives half the things he is saying. It's more like everyone has to do the DEI sacraments and kneel to the woke overlords above.
 
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