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Herman Throwaway said:
i take it you are totally unfamiliar with the Treehouse team, then.

Nintendo's in-house localisers have been shoving that shit into games for years.
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the core of the games are good enough that the bullshit can be ignored. Even though you play as Zelda, Echos of Wisdom is a better game than the majority of AAA games that came out in the past few years.
 
Betonhaus said:
the core of the games are good enough that the bullshit can be ignored. Even though you play as Zelda, Echos of Wisdom is a better game than the majority of AAA games that came out in the past few years.
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Yeah, but what about games that DIDN'T have that bullshit and now all of a sudden do?

*cough* TTYD remaster *cough*
 
Betonhaus said:
the core of the games are good enough that the bullshit can be ignored. Even though you play as Zelda, Echos of Wisdom is a better game than the majority of AAA games that came out in the past few years.
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And just because you play as Zelda doesn’t mean the game is woke either.

The localisers would have had to pull some fire emblem level bs to make that happen because the undercurrent snd core of the game flatly is not.
 
Betonhaus said:
the core of the games are good enough that the bullshit can be ignored. Even though you play as Zelda, Echos of Wisdom is a better game than the majority of AAA games that came out in the past few years.
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Ah yes, playing as Zelda is woke according to you.
 
SmallKiwi said:
Ah yes, playing as Zelda is woke according to you.
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I don’t think they were saying playing as Zelda makes it woke. I think they bring it up because in Current Year Female Protag = Woke to a lot of people by default.

Even if the reason for picking Zelda is they had a fun idea for a puzzle game that fits more into Zelda’s traits and powers of Wisdom rather than Courage.
 
Whiskey said:
There are some very specific jingles I wouldn't mind mostly from the super nes era but I wouldn't want anything as bulky.

I don't think it would be a awful idea but it's a pre cellphone idea for sure. Do people buy actual alarm clocks anymore? Usually when I notice anything like that it is just a fancy dock for a phone that serves as the alarm clock.
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As every person who thought of the idea of using a game ost as an alarm clock, the only result is growing to hate the fuck out of the song
 
SmallKiwi said:
People like that actually exist?
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They do.
SmallKiwi said:
What do they think about games like Tomb Raider or Metroid that are probably older than they are.
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If a new game is released, woke until proven not. Especially considering the Tomb Raider reboots. Metroid dodges it mostly because Metroid Other M was a thing and they are never going to try pulling that shit again. People absolutely pray that Samus never opens her mouth again.

People are in general just skittish now, even if they know they are safe. The localisers could still screw up after all.

As for the older, classic games. Those are from the before woke times so are seen as ok.

It’s just people have seen so many bad games get shielded by having a women protag that if they see a women protag now they default to the game has a high chance of being bad
 
Nintendo can be very woke but not to the extend of the other two. They have not become terminal woke yet. But they do woke shit. Hopefully there will be enough woke failures to help them get the message. I, for one, did not buy the new TTYD. Vote with your wallets!
 
6MillionCoofs said:
It’s just people have seen so many bad games get shielded by having a women protag that if they see a women protag now they default to the game has a high chance of being bad
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Rule of thumb, if the lead is an ugly, black dyke with a shaved, then its probably an agenda filled "game".
If the female protagonist is cute, beautiful or simply attractive, then its probably a normal game.

See, Marina or Shiver from Splatoon for example.

Unfortunately, NoA loves to target this series for pozzed localizations. They are non cannon, as are other nintendo games they deface.
 

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wtfNeedSignUp said:
As every person who thought of the idea of using a game ost as an alarm clock, the only result is growing to hate the fuck out of the song
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Not going to lie, I really like waking up to Beyond The Sky from Xenoblade.
Incecticyder said:
I, for one, did not buy the new TTYD. Vote with your wallets!
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As I said, underlying gsmes of things like TTYD are not woke. The Nintendo woke is never from the ground up. It’s always the localisers.
 
mmm semen said:
Rule of thumb, if the lead is an ugly, black dyke with a shaved, then its probably an agenda filled "game".
If the female protagonist is cute, beautiful or simply attractive, then its probably a normal game.

See, Marina or Shiver from Splatoon for example.

Unfortunately, NoA loves to target this series for pozzed localizations. They are non cannon, as are other nintendo games they deface.
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Fair.

6MillionCoofs said:
As I said, underlying gsmes of things like TTYD are not woke. The Nintendo woke is never from the ground up. It’s always the localisers.
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I agree but they do let them remain employed without telling them to stop. Their infection is surface level but still there.
 
Herman Throwaway said:
i take it you are totally unfamiliar with the Treehouse team, then.

Nintendo's in-house localisers have been shoving that shit into games for years.
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Horrifically true, but at least that's primarily "just" NoA and only effects certain franchises (for now).

SmallKiwi said:
People like that actually exist? What do they think about games like Tomb Raider or Metroid that are probably older than they are.
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If you can't tell the difference between classic Tomb Raider and Forspoken then you're beyond help. Hell, same if you can't tell the difference between classic Tomb Raider and modern Tomb Raider.

6MillionCoofs said:
The Nintendo woke is never from the ground up. It’s always the localisers.
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Almost always. In TTYD they trooned Vivian even in Japan, it's maybe the first sign of the disease spreading to NoJ.
 
SSj_Ness said:
If you can't tell the difference between classic Tomb Raider and Forspoken then you're beyond help. Hell, same if you can't tell the difference between classic Tomb Raider and modern Tomb Raider.
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I didn't mention modern games. The other person was telling that some people think it's woke to simply have a female protagonist. Like always, you're a cocksucker.
 
SmallKiwi said:
I didn't mention modern games. The other person was telling that some people think it's woke to simply have a female protagonist. Like always, you're a cocksucker.
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It usually is, which is the answer to your question, you retard. It wasn't always.
 
I hate every single song I've ever used as an alarm now, this is a dumb fucking idea. If I was woken up by Mario noises every morning then I'd never wanna play another Mario game as long as I live after like a week.
 
Namekian George Floyd said:
I hate every single song I've ever used as an alarm now, this is a dumb fucking idea. If I was woken up by Mario noises every morning then I'd never wanna play another Mario game as long as I live after like a week.
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Counter point:
This thing gives you coin noises and bing-bing-Wahoo! when you move.
So imagine you're jerking your morning wood to Mario power ups, sound effects and "Let's-a Go!"
Shit would be so cash.
 
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