Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

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Never Scored said:
I could see people wanting a Nintendo alarm, f it were done in maybe an 8-bit style, with 8-bit tunes for waking up,-- along the lines of the clock mode on those Mario & Zelda Game & Watch devices,-- didn't have a the sensor shit and costed $30. Does anyone really want a $100 clock that plays Switch music and literally watches you?
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It's a novel concept, but yeah this is simply not on the same level as EPD's other successes like Ring Fit Adventure.
 
Betonhaus said:
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"Greetings fellow redditors, I would like to deboonk this. My wife sleeps with her boyfriend so I can use my alarmo despite being married. If she’s having a wholesome time sleeping next to her boyfriend and I can alarmo, why not? It’s a win-win! Sure, I get the occasional side-eye from my buddies, but they don’t understand the joy of waking up to bing-bing-wahoo"
 
Never Scored said:
I could see people wanting a Nintendo alarm, f it were done in maybe an 8-bit style, with 8-bit tunes for waking up,-- along the lines of the clock mode on those Mario & Zelda Game & Watch devices,-- didn't have a the sensor shit and costed $30. Does anyone really want a $100 clock that plays Switch music and literally watches you?
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I suspect its part of their "discontinued" QoL initiative. Think of it as a medical device rather than an alarm clock and its intrusive nature and absurdly high price makes a lot more sense.
 
Incecticyder said:
I am honestly disappointed no one said something about having "HEY, LISTEN!" as your alarm sound. For shame!
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It would be especially fitting because the first thing Navi does to Link is scream HEY LISTEN! at him to try and wake him up from a nightmare. The most obvious, memeable alarm cloxk sound you could pick for this device is literally Navi trying to wake up the fuck up.
 
I mean, they literally managed to sell cardboard to people for money just because it had Nintendo on it. And of course, it's already selling out. You can't make this shit up.
 
I'm so glad the Amiibo gimmick can be replicated by buying a $10 bag of little NFC tags, downloading about 100kb of binary blobs, and flashing a different Amiibo binary blob to each little tag with your phone. The reader (i.e. controller) doesn't give a shit if you're waving a figurine at it or a little NFC disc tag. Works just fine and you can "impress" your Amiibo-compatible games with your massive collection for under $50.

(and yes, the read/write functionality works just fine as well)
 
moocow said:
I'm so glad the Amiibo gimmick can be replicated by buying a $10 bag of little NFC tags, downloading about 100kb of binary blobs, and flashing a different Amiibo binary blob to each little tag with your phone. The reader (i.e. controller) doesn't give a shit if you're waving a figurine at it or a little NFC disc tag. Works just fine and you can "impress" your Amiibo-compatible games with your massive collection for under $50.

(and yes, the read/write functionality works just fine as well)
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I have an Amiiqo/N2 Elite from around 2015/2016 that lets you store up to 200 amiibo at once. It sounds impressive, but it's both expensive and a pain in the ass to manage.
 
Two Dollars said:
I have an Amiiqo/N2 Elite from around 2015/2016 that lets you store up to 200 amiibo at once. It sounds impressive, but it's both expensive and a pain in the ass to manage.
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Yeah, I saw those. I figured it's much cheaper and easier to just buy a bag of discs (heh), flash 'em once and be done with it. Flash & label 'em, and you're GTG.
 
Two Dollars said:
I have an Amiiqo/N2 Elite from around 2015/2016 that lets you store up to 200 amiibo at once. It sounds impressive, but it's both expensive and a pain in the ass to manage.
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Oh i had one, i tried to use it last year and it was dead :(
I just got a set of amiibo cards after that. The N2 would've been nice if you could define both the start and the end of the range so that you could have different types of amiibos (zelda, mario, villager) where you can switch between the ranges easily. but honestly the cards are less of a hassle.
 
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