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I'm confused. Ryujinx has a section on their FAQ regarding keys and how to dump them as well. Why is Yuzu the only one getting the Nintendo butt-fucking? And why are the keys more important than the actual games themselves?
They also fail to mention what pirate sites that distribute the games while smugly mentioning in bold "downloaded a million times". Interesting that it's Nintendo of America and not Japan that is suing.
 
I'm confused. Ryujinx has a section on their FAQ regarding keys and how to dump them as well. Why is Yuzu the only one getting the Nintendo butt-fucking? And why are the keys more important than the actual games themselves?
Keys were how they blocked Dolphin from being on Steam, as they’re a means of circumventing security, and Nintendo has already quietly conceded that making backups of your own games isn’t illegal. Doesn’t make this whole thing any less retarded though.
 
but this is a game clearly made for younger audiences (more specifically, little girls) so why are people chomping at the bit for more info on it?!
Trannies and pedophiles, obviously. You wrote this as if there wasn't a whole swathe of men who were inordinately obsessed with the little girls' show "My Little Pony" and who later turned into pedos, furries, and troons.

I didn't understand why they were into MLP in the 2010s, and I don't understand why they're into Peach now. But I know it ain't right.
 
Concept: what if they spent that lolsuit money on making and porting games instead
>Asking Nintendo to actually do what the fans want and have been asking for for over a decade
No, John Nintendo, I will not shell out 300 fucking bucks to buy Path of Radiance, because it is ALWAYS morally correct to pirate the games that you seem fine to forget about
Fuckers
 
>muh copy protection bypassing


Dumb fucks. This has already been dismissed. It contradicts the right to create and play backup copies of your games. Even if they win, yuzu will just be forked and continued by Russians.
I am so glad I haven't bought a nintendo product since 2018.
 
This is your reminder to buy a 3DS, 2DS, or any flavor of the device, jailbreak that shit, and enjoy playing any and every single game Nintendo has in their NES-3DS Library
If you actually pay Nintendo, a company that is just barely short of hostile to it's userbase, then you deserve a bullet
 

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>Asking Nintendo to actually do what the fans want and have been asking for for over a decade
No, John Nintendo, I will not shell out 300 fucking bucks to buy Path of Radiance, because it is ALWAYS morally correct to pirate the games that you seem fine to forget about
Fuckers
It's not just morally correct. It's morally imperative. You are obligated to steal from corpo scum.
 
Isn't it settled caselaw/precedent that reverse engineering (emulation for instance) is alright, how is Nintendo distinguishing from that?
Probably the same way Dolphin got kicked off Steam. Dolphin was a source key straight copied from Nintendo to make cube games run. They didn’t take the thing and reverse make it they took the source key strsight and then like idiots eventually put their emulator on steam.

Nintendo is usually ok with you robbing their shit until you start trying to make money to do so.

If I had to bet something in Yuzu is straight up Nintendos. And there are no questions about thst. And Yuzu did something that might be viewed as trying to make money with their software.
 
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This is your reminder to buy a 3DS, 2DS, or any flavor of the device, jailbreak that shit, and enjoy playing any and every single game Nintendo has in their NES-3DS Library
If you actually pay Nintendo, a company that is just barely short of hostile to it's userbase, then you deserve a bullet
I was gonna post a picture of my 3DS that I made super cute with a custom background but I can’t find it fit some reason. Anyways, in case anyone reading doesn’t know already, a refurbished 3DS or 3DS LL (“XL” in JP) from Japan on eBay is a reasonable cost and relatively simple to jailbreak if they are not done so already, and the sellers are pleasant to deal with.
 
Did Yuzu try and profit directly from Nintendo IP like dumbfucks?
From what it looks, Nintendo cited their patreon and how it got a bunch of new paypigs when Zelda leaked. Probably not that big of a deal in the long run, but that wont stop Nintendo from drowning them in legal fees.

*Editing in the quote and link to the suit for clarity*
Although Yuzu can be downloaded for free, Defendant maintains a Patreon page for the“yuzu Team,” which solicits monthly donations for the project, in exchange for early access to“daily updates” and “special unreleased features.” Similarly, on Google Play, Defendant offersa paid “early access” version and a free version for Android devices, both of which wererecently released. Yuzu’s Patreon account currently has over 7,000 patrons and, according tothe Yuzu Patreon page, earns Defendant and its developers approximately $30,000 a month.Since the publication of the Android version of Yuzu on Google Play on May 30, 2023, thefree version has been downloaded over 1 million times and the paid version has beendownloaded over 10,000 times, earning Defendant at least an additional $50,000 plus.
Notably, between May 1 and May 12, membership on the Yuzu Patreon, which provides paid members more updated “early access” builds of Yuzu,doubled on information and belief, thousands of additional paid members of Yuzu’s Patreon signed up sothat they could download the early access build and play unlawful copies of Zelda: TotK
Full lawsuit here. [A]
 
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