Is Bowser black because he's being played by Jack Black but he should be really called Jack White because he's not black?
Is Donkey Kong part of Black History Month that's being whitewashed?
Are Toads now slaves because they got a black guy to voice them?
All these burning questions and yet no answer that doesn't involve screaming into a void on how how offended you are, which is just a mask to hide the fact that you're trying desperately to get attention because you live alone in soul crushing solitude.