They should make the joycons little GBAs so you can hold it sideways to play DS games or new dual screen games, take the joy cons off and play multiplayer GBA or GBC games or new multiplayer games where you have your own screen, and then you can use each joycon as a second screen if you want when the main unit is docked, or just a pro controller or something for more traditional experiences. The GBA joycons can by tied to the main unit and use whatever witchcraft they used to make the Wii U tablet run without any lag. It should ship with a traditional controller for TV play out of the box. Make is backwards compatible with Switch. Add some GC, DS, Wii & Wii U games to the premium online subscription. Sell it as the system that can play every Nintendo system ever released.
Take a look at my retarded MS Paint diagram and weep as it dawns on you that this is absolutely what they are going to do.
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