Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

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Does Nintendo have a bad fanbase

  • Yes

    Votes: 915 93.2%
  • No

    Votes: 67 6.8%

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I could see a Switch Pro happening, but just like with the DSi and the New 3DS, it'll be an upgrade that adds so little to the platform that you'll never actually need one. The DSi didn't enhance anything, and the New 3DS reduced some loading times. Seriously, the faster clock speed in the New 3DS was more beneficial for homebrew than anything officially released. Even the exclusives weren't noteworthy - there were hardly any, and the first ones that come to mind are all the worst ways of playing those games: Xenoblade Chronicles, Minecraft, and The Binding of Isaac Rebirth. I don't know why Isaac had such bad framerates on there, even with the low screen resolution, despite the PS Vita version running just fine.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't home consoles a different case from the portable ones? There wasn't a need to improve it's performance gameplay wise because most games ran just fine and weren't as taxing on the system with or without the upgrade.
 
A lot of Nintendo fans ignore good games and use the "No one asked for these games!" Mentally or other group thinking. Just because someone owns a Switch doesn't mean they need or should have Mario, Zelda, Animal Crossing or Smash. Most of those fans are either little kids or blind fanboys who think playing 60$ shelf warmers is cool.
Moviebob is a great example of this. During the prime of the pixel art platformer revival with games like Shovel Knight and Spelunky, Bob was lamenting the death of pixel art platformers and was complaining about Call of Duty and the mishandling of Starfy.

Nintendo fans ignore so many games for dumb reasons, assuming they give a reason at all. I think it's because they aren't first party Nintendo or remakes of childhood classics. But they then complain about third parties if they don't show enough support to keep the system in the lead of the console war.
 
Moviebob is a great example of this. During the prime of the pixel art platformer revival with games like Shovel Knight and Spelunky, Bob was lamenting the death of pixel art platformers and was complaining about Call of Duty and the mishandling of Starfy.

Nintendo fans ignore so many games for dumb reasons, assuming they give a reason at all. I think it's because they aren't first party Nintendo or remakes of childhood classics. But they then complain about third parties if they don't show enough support to keep the system in the lead of the console war.
And have that "drought" mindset . Its like... Play other games.
 
Nintendo fans ignore so many games for dumb reasons, assuming they give a reason at all. I think it's because they aren't first party Nintendo or remakes of childhood classics. But they then complain about third parties if they don't show enough support to keep the system in the lead of the console war.
This is sadly a common trend and/or cycle. Wii U failed not only just for the name, but also the lack of third-party support. Now when Switch succeeded, Nintendo fanboys then complain about how the Directs are filled with third-parties and claim they only buy the consoles for Nintendo games. This isn't even new either if you consider even older Nintendo consoles that had similar success/failure fates. It's just tiring.
 
Moviebob is a great example of this. During the prime of the pixel art platformer revival with games like Shovel Knight and Spelunky, Bob was lamenting the death of pixel art platformers and was complaining about Call of Duty and the mishandling of Starfy.

Nintendo fans ignore so many games for dumb reasons, assuming they give a reason at all. I think it's because they aren't first party Nintendo or remakes of childhood classics. But they then complain about third parties if they don't show enough support to keep the system in the lead of the console war.
A big cause of this is because Nintendo of old had a fuckload of outlets to advertise shit to make it feel more grand and exclusive. You had TV shows pimping the hell out of Mario and Zelda, you had Nintendo Power hyping shit up, Nintendo would also mail you VHS advertisements, they had advertisements plastering the walls of ToysRUs and Kaybee, you had this whole ecosystem of marketing that isn't there anymore. All the advertising has been consolidated to the internet. I mean the 16 bit console war had massive and prominent advertising campaigns with many memorable commercials airing during kid's shows on TV.

They're more nostalgic for the experience of getting a game, rather than the game itself.

I mean we're kinda heading back to that in terms of other media promoting games, but it's not even close to starting yet.
 
I still think it's plausible that these Pro rumors are really just about a minor revision like the one that slightly extended battery life, especially because of the weird wording around the new Switch replacing the old one in the most credible leak about a Switch Pro. At this point I'm hoping it is just a minor revision since just about everybody seems to have jumped onto the Pro bandwagon in the past few weeks and the ensuing disappointment would be fantastic to behold.
The Pro just being a revision is a hill I'm going to die on, especially since Nintendo claims that we are only mid cycle of the Switch, there's a parts shortage and the Switch just hit it's biggest sales figures.

The idea that Switch Pro is going to be a completely new system is just another symptom of Nintendo Fanbse Stupidity IMO.
 
Nintendo fanboys then complain about how the Directs are filled with third-parties and claim they only buy the consoles for Nintendo games.
That's funny, because I remember the Switch reveal when Nintendo fans were going bananas because Skyrim was coming to the Switch. It was being pushed hard as a system seller, but everyone outside the Nintendo bubble was indifferent as anyone interested in Skyrim had played it, or could get it cheaply on any other system.
"But the Switch version has the master sword in it. Rip Sony and MS."

There was a similar, albeit smaller hype train around Doom 2016s Switch port.


I've just thought of something. How do Nintendo fans feel about Capcom? I know Nintendo fans don't care for Resident Evil or anything post 16-bit, but there seems to be a love for the old Castlevania and Megaman games due to their status as nostalgic classics.


Might as well throw in my speculation in for the Switch Pro. We've had regular switch, and handheld only switch. Put me in for "Switch XL" that is docked only, no screen. Maybe a beefier CPU.
 
The Pro just being a revision is a hill I'm going to die on, especially since Nintendo claims that we are only mid cycle of the Switch, there's a parts shortage and the Switch just hit it's biggest sales figures.

The idea that Switch Pro is going to be a completely new system is just another symptom of Nintendo Fanbse Stupidity IMO.
The New 3Ds was also a revision but it had exclusives that only worked on that form of hardware, there's still a chance that the switch pro fractures the user base if the exclusives are that major.
 
The New 3Ds was also a revision but it had exclusives that only worked on that form of hardware, there's still a chance that the switch pro fractures the user base if the exclusives are that major.

22 exclusives, only 2 of which were sold at retail.

Developers/Publishers like money too much to completely shut out a userbase as large as the Switches especially in a time of console/parts shortages.
 
22 exclusives, only 2 of which were sold at retail.

Developers/Publishers like money too much to completely shut out a userbase as large as the Switches especially in a time of console/parts shortages.
The whole thing about the switch revision though is that they're saying they're upping the power. So it's not just a revised system design with the same clock speed/power settings. You could wind up with many switch games running like Cyberpunk did on the PS4.
 
My uncle works at Nintendo guys.

Switch Pro was designed. It was going to be a Switch capable of 4K output on TV and far less lag in handheld mode. That's literally what the extra power was going to go towards.

Due to the problems with manufacturing due to the lack of availability of parts and the fact the Switch sold buttloads during 2020, the pro has been put on indefinite hold.

The chances of you seeing it release are very little, because by the time the availability of parts and the manufacturing process gets back to the point they would feel comfortable producing it, it would be better spent working on a Switch successor.

But never say never, I guess.
 
The whole thing about the switch revision though is that they're saying they're upping the power. So it's not just a revised system design with the same clock speed/power settings. You could wind up with many switch games running like Cyberpunk did on the PS4.

You need to up the power in order to display at 4K.

I know we all think Nintendo is stupid, but they're not *that* stupid enough to release exclusives for a revision when the Switch just sold the amount it sold. Especially in an economic downturn when manufacturing is limited and they claim the Switch is in mid cycle.

3rd parties are not going to waste AAA cash working on exclusives for a revision system when the other system has an install base of 30 million.
 
The Pro just being a revision is a hill I'm going to die on, especially since Nintendo claims that we are only mid cycle of the Switch, there's a parts shortage and the Switch just hit it's biggest sales figures.

The idea that Switch Pro is going to be a completely new system is just another symptom of Nintendo Fanbse Stupidity IMO.
The Switch still has yet to see a price cut in any region and 2021 was forecast to be the system's strongest year. It also reached 20 million units in Japan recently, making 5th place among high-selling consoles just behind the PS2 (21 million) and the 3DS (25 million). And Switch game softwares sales are ridiculously strong too, even for third-parties that never really had a history with Nintendo before and used to be more part of the PS library, such as Akiba's Trip or EDF. A new hardware revision is unlikely right now

There might be one in the future but like @Pissmaster said, it's not gonna be something that people have been hyping about like the 4K and OLED meme. It's like they have forgotten the story of the Vita and the proprietary memory cards: a well-built piece of hardware (in its time) sold at loss and gouged by an expensive necessary accessory.
 
E3 is coming up so I'm just gonna sit and wait. No matter what happens, someone is gonna be salty as fuck and I'm there dude.
 
E3 is coming up so I'm just gonna sit and wait. No matter what happens, someone is gonna be salty as fuck and I'm there dude.
Salt Predictions:
Smash salt

Salt for lack of news on BotW2, Metroid Prime 4, and/Bayonetta 3 (not entirely unjustified)

Salt for lack of Switch Pro...again

A trailer for something that looks fun, but people will still be mad because it's not (X)

Sperging for Mother 3 and Earthbound on Switch online

Sperging for an indie franchise, definitely the one with the most autistic members
 
The Switch still has yet to see a price cut in any region and 2021 was forecast to be the system's strongest year. It also reached 20 million units in Japan recently, making 5th place among high-selling consoles just behind the PS2 (21 million) and the 3DS (25 million). And Switch game softwares sales are ridiculously strong too, even for third-parties that never really had a history with Nintendo before and used to be more part of the PS library, such as Akiba's Trip or EDF. A new hardware revision is unlikely right now

There might be one in the future but like @Pissmaster said, it's not gonna be something that people have been hyping about like the 4K and OLED meme. It's like they have forgotten the story of the Vita and the proprietary memory cards: a well-built piece of hardware (in its time) sold at loss and gouged by an expensive necessary accessory.
Speaking of Japanese sales, I read something recently about how even PlayStation is dying off there, and Nintendo has a virtual monopoly in Japan. What's the point of 4K support when most of your playerbase is perfectly fine with a portable 720p screen? Why invest the money? Knowing how Nintendo fans just are, they could seriously just release blue and purple Switches as tie-ins with Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Bitchin' Pearl, and the next day, you could check Reddit and see plenty of pictures of Switch collections where mongoloids with too much money have bought up every single color variant and pleasingly lined them up like they're trying to replicate an ad.

Salt Predictions:
Smash salt

Sperging for an indie franchise, definitely the one with the most autistic members

Take a shot every time some retard cries about Shantae still not being added to Smash
 
Speaking of Japanese sales, I read something recently about how even PlayStation is dying off there, and Nintendo has a virtual monopoly in Japan. What's the point of 4K support when most of your playerbase is perfectly fine with a portable 720p screen? Why invest the money? Knowing how Nintendo fans just are, they could seriously just release blue and purple Switches as tie-ins with Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Bitchin' Pearl, and the next day, you could check Reddit and see plenty of pictures of Switch collections where mongoloids with too much money have bought up every single color variant and pleasingly lined them up like they're trying to replicate an ad.



Take a shot every time some retard cries about Shantae still not being added to Smash
The articles about the playstation dying off in japan were going off of a sales chart depicting game sales for elementary schoolers. This especially rings false since Sony is the one behind Demon Slayer and every single other form of media tied to it. They've also cut deals with game tie-ins backed by anime series and anime tie-ins backed by game series. Being that like 90% of new anime is based on Manga or Novels this ties back into the Kadokawa deal since publishing houses like Yen press is Kadokawa's subsidiary and Sony invested in them. Kadokawa is also the parent company of Fromsoft.

Not to mention the whole macross thing was finalized and they're also financially invested in both companies for distribution, merch, and IP creation.

Both Sony and Nintendo's primary market are westerners and the emerging console markets like China and Korea who all do care about those things. Japan is a small market who has not been able to carry franchises since the 90's. The proof of this was when Sega had to pull the dreamcast, both the Saturn and Dreamcast all did very well over there, but everywhere else it was dead and losing them money. If Nintendo viewed the west as a secondary source of income they would not have built the theme park in America. Animal Crossing was primarily a success due to westerners as well. The 4k screen for the switch is upscaled to 4k it's not true 4K. The screen manufacturer has already been listed and the parts are not cross compatible with basic switch models which is very much unlike the 3ds where many components could be swapped for repair.

The specs are certainly pushing it in a direction where there's going to be more major new shit than just a minor revision.
 
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Speaking of Japanese sales, I read something recently about how even PlayStation is dying off there, and Nintendo has a virtual monopoly in Japan. What's the point of 4K support when most of your playerbase is perfectly fine with a portable 720p screen? Why invest the money? Knowing how Nintendo fans just are, they could seriously just release blue and purple Switches as tie-ins with Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Bitchin' Pearl, and the next day, you could check Reddit and see plenty of pictures of Switch collections where mongoloids with too much money have bought up every single color variant and pleasingly lined them up like they're trying to replicate an ad.
NCL's market remains primarily japanese while SIE is catering to westerners (while giving the middle finger to everyone in Japan after the shift in leadership, which is translated by various things such as the globalized X/O button layout with no option to revert back, the poor amount of PS5 allocated in the japanese market done on purpose, the censorship strikes against third-parties, etc).

The Playstation brand in Japan has been on a downwards trend since the PS3, and the PS5 is doing much worse than the PS4 has experienced on the same period of time specifically when it comes to game softwares. To put it in perspective, the PS4 actually had nearly the triple of games sold during its launch week alone (over 500K softwares) than the PS5 itself so far reached in the span of half of a year. Even the WiiU at least sold 1.5 million softwares on the nippon market in 6 months, and that was Nintendo's biggest flop.

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This is also in spite that the japanese game market as a whole has been doing better since 2017.
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NCL's market remains primarily japanese while SIE is catering to westerners (while giving the middle finger to everyone in Japan after the shift in leadership, which is translated by various things such as the globalized X/O button layout with no option to revert back, the poor amount of PS5 allocated in the japanese market done on purpose, the censorship strikes against third-parties, etc).

The Playstation brand in Japan has been on a downwards trend since the PS3, and the PS5 is doing much worse than the PS4 has experienced on the same period of time specifically when it comes to game softwares. To put it in perspective, the PS4 actually had nearly the triple of games sold during its launch week alone (over 500K softwares) than the PS5 itself so far reached in the span of half of a year. Even the WiiU at least sold 1.5 million softwares on the nippon market in 6 months, and that was Nintendo's biggest flop.

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This is also in spite that the japanese game market as a whole has been doing better since 2017.
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Dude you're reading shit off of shitty clickbait articles if you're citing the X/O change.

The devs don't fucking care about the censorship aspects either since they all want to get into fucking China who has their own actual separate strict regulations, are developers who are owned by China (i.e. Marvelous), or have years of experience navigating CERO and had to make far harsher changes like Capcom did with Resident Evil 8.

You're looking at the industry through the prism of twittertards but you're taking them at face value because they speak a different language or are some retard who goes out of his way to claim he's based and red pilled.

Neither Xbox, Nintendo, or Sony have the Japanese as their primary market. They're all primarily geared towards the western market, it's why Zelda is now launch title fodder for the past few generations. Zelda is primarily a series geared towards western audiences, and it's why BOTW2 is going to be the launch title for the new switch system.

Nintendo is never willing to throw money at stuff and sony is, which is why companies like Falcom are still heavily tied to them. They're also funding more anime series tied to games than ever before. Japan is primarily interested in mobile gatchashit which correlates to why many studios closed at around the PS3/Xbox 360 era.

Dragon Quest 12 is running on Unreal 5, so it's either going to be a PS5 game for consoles or the switch revision is going to have an entirely different set up than just a mid life refresh. Because than shit can't even run current Unreal Engine games without the port taking fucking ages and even then it's sub par performance.
 
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