Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

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Does Nintendo have a bad fanbase

  • Yes

    Votes: 915 93.2%
  • No

    Votes: 67 6.8%

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Nintendo has literally never gotten a positive response from "gamers" for any of its virtual console stuff. Today people bitch about not having the old Virtual Console from the Wii, but they bitched about the same shit back then.

How about you Mother fags shut the fuck up. Your games are good. That's all.

At least half the whining comes from that subcategory of the Nintendo fandom. You can never please a Mother fan. Spit on them instead.
 
I'd rather them fix the stick drifting situation than release a Switch Pro.
I haven't encountered the joycon drifting issue so far but my right joycon doesn't fully lock with the system so it sometimes slide upwards very slightly during use. The pressure button was already worn out when I just received the v2 model last year. I still agree I'd rather see better quality control overall than a small bump of power


Every time Nintendo adds free games in the service, whiny fans spreg and rage over what is added amd screech "where is x or y game?" Over and over or bitch why there are not N64 games.
Like you said in the previous page, Nintendo fanboys have this weird mentality to ignore everything remotely obscure and niche but yet parade titles like Mother, F-Zero, Advance Wars just to jump on the internet bandwagon. And my memories of N64 emulation are that it was a huge mess for a long time even on PC, certainly not worth the effort for Nintendo when the company can just sell Mario 64 and the two N64 Zeldas as part of a limited collection release.

There is also the whole deal of third-parties preferring to sell their own romsets on Switch (and other platforms) like Konami, Square-Enix, Capcom are doing.

I remember playing Joe&Mac, like two decades ago, but I've forgotten the name as time went on. Talk about a blast to the past.
 
Nintendo has literally never gotten a positive response from "gamers" for any of its virtual console stuff. Today people bitch about not having the old Virtual Console from the Wii, but they bitched about the same shit back then.

How about you Mother fags shut the fuck up. Your games are good. That's all.

At least half the whining comes from that subcategory of the Nintendo fandom. You can never please a Mother fan. Spit on them instead.
I just want the earthbound stuff released in physical format.

I got the SNES Mini for an official release of Starfox 2 and for another release of Earthbound. I figured they would have ported Earthbound Zero by now but that hasn't happened.

I mean at this point I don't expect anything EB related from them, Xenoblade is a far more catered towards series and that's much much smaller than Pokemon or Fire Emblem.

Like you said in the previous page, Nintendo fanboys have this weird mentality to ignore everything remotely obscure and niche but yet parade titles like Mother, F-Zero, Advance Wars just to jump on the internet bandwagon. And my memories of N64 emulation are that it was a huge mess for a long time even on PC, certainly not worth the effort for Nintendo when the company can just sell Mario 64 and the two N64 Zeldas as part of a limited collection release.
Smaller scale stuff never does well on the switch unless it's heavily promoted by nintendo or it's made by Nintendo itself.

The Western fanbase(who is Nintendo's main market for their stuff) ignores stuff like SMT and Dragon Quest. This has gone on for decades at this point, and the switch not being a trashfire like their last four consoles has done nothing to remedy it. It's actively choked out a ton of series in the past due to them not being part of the Nintendo brand Nostalgia that these people chase.

A more recent example was that nobody within Nintendo's own hovel gave a crap about Xenoblade until Pyra got this huge marketed smash promotion for the Smash DLC, then suddenly CEs of Xenoblade 2 which sat unsold for years and were priced at a heavy discount went out of stock overnight. Which shows that they're mostly not into the games or specific genres themselves and are heavily geared towards marketing and merch avenues. Most of the Xenoblade copies were bought and to never be opened and to just sit on a shelf as they watch youtube videos on the game's story.
 
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Buy a cart on Etsy.

There I saved your life. Of course I am sure it isn't good enough. Nothing is ever good enough for Mother fans.
I've got it in physical format myself, but I wanted something like a Switch cart with the games and all the artwork and documents on there. Like I would drop 20 bucks on something like that.
 
I've got it in physical format myself, but I wanted something like a Switch cart with the games and all the artwork and documents on there. Like I would drop 20 bucks on something like that.
And we both know that if that ever happens, Nintendo will charge you 60 for it and the scalper that eventually resells it to you will walk away with about 200.
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And we both know that if that ever happens, Nintendo will charge you 60 for it and the scalper that eventually resells it to you will walk away with about 200.
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I was honestly surprised that the Mario 3D Collection was around it's normal price for the entirety of it's release before it was pulled.

However they pulled it because when the movie comes out, supposedly it's getting more copies printed of it again.
 
I am really glad I was smart and decided to be born at a time when I could just buy this shit the first time.

Good thinking, Dark.
 
Considering the module is meant to be completely drop in and interchangable between models, on top of having to be stupid thin to boot, I don't think Nintendo can ever fix that issue. Also, it is essentially based on the ones used in the Vita too.
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I haven't encountered the joycon drifting issue so far but my right joycon doesn't fully lock with the system so it sometimes slide upwards very slightly during use. The pressure button was already worn out when I just received the v2 model last year. I still agree I'd rather see better quality control overall than a small bump of power


Like you said in the previous page, Nintendo fanboys have this weird mentality to ignore everything remotely obscure and niche but yet parade titles like Mother, F-Zero, Advance Wars just to jump on the internet bandwagon. And my memories of N64 emulation are that it was a huge mess for a long time even on PC, certainly not worth the effort for Nintendo when the company can just sell Mario 64 and the two N64 Zeldas as part of a limited collection release.

There is also the whole deal of third-parties preferring to sell their own romsets on Switch (and other platforms) like Konami, Square-Enix, Capcom are doing.

I remember playing Joe&Mac, like two decades ago, but I've forgotten the name as time went on. Talk about a blast to the past.
There is also the ones that bash indies amd indie devs, brushing their games off as "Shovelware" and crow for Mario, Zelda, Smash, Animal Crossing or expect a Smash to be announced in an Indie direct.

I much rather play Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest or a slew of Indie RPGS I got off the E Shop or my store finds than sit and play 60$ games that would be later shelved.

A lot of Nintendo fans ignore good games and use the "No one asked for these games!" Mentally or other group thinking. Just because someone owns a Switch doesn't mean they need or should have Mario, Zelda, Animal Crossing or Smash. Most of those fans are either little kids or blind fanboys who think playing 60$ shelf warmers is cool.

I just want the earthbound stuff released in physical format.

I got the SNES Mini for an official release of Starfox 2 and for another release of Earthbound. I figured they would have ported Earthbound Zero by now but that hasn't happened.

I mean at this point I don't expect anything EB related from them, Xenoblade is a far more catered towards series and that's much much smaller than Pokemon or Fire Emblem.


Smaller scale stuff never does well on the switch unless it's heavily promoted by nintendo or it's made by Nintendo itself.

The Western fanbase(who is Nintendo's main market for their stuff) ignores stuff like SMT and Dragon Quest. This has gone on for decades at this point, and the switch not being a trashfire like their last four consoles has done nothing to remedy it. It's actively choked out a ton of series in the past due to them not being part of the Nintendo brand Nostalgia that these people chase.

A more recent example was that nobody within Nintendo's own hovel gave a crap about Xenoblade until Pyra got this huge marketed smash promotion for the Smash DLC, then suddenly CEs of Xenoblade 2 which sat unsold for years and were priced at a heavy discount went out of stock overnight. Which shows that they're mostly not into the games or specific genres themselves and are heavily geared towards marketing and merch avenues. Most of the Xenoblade copies were bought and to never be opened and to just sit on a shelf as they watch youtube videos on the game's story.
I am glad the Switch is Region free and not locked like the Wii and Wii U.

People were bashing Garden Story, which comea out soon and thinks it copies Animal Crossing. People thought ACNH would of "killed" Stardew Valley but SDV is still going strong and has yearly updates instead of trickle updates that repeat over the years.

A lot of people crowing for a VC on the Switch forget as someone said, there are game collections that have emulated roms like the Classic, X, Zero/ZX, Kunio Kun, FF7 & FF8 twin packs, etc. It be pointless to release Mega Man on the service when it be just "everyone's" favourite, Mega Man 2.

People did this when they NES Mini came out and moaned why the Chip and Dale games aren't in it.
 
I've had a few 3rd party controllers for the Switch. They're worse. They feel fine, but the sticks go bad within about a month or two, ironically making them more expensive than the first-party controllers over time. There's just no good Switch controller.

I'd rather them fix the stick drifting situation than release a Switch Pro.
Can't you use almost any controller with the switch with adapters?
 
How about you Mother fags shut the fuck up. Your games are good. That's all.

At least half the whining comes from that subcategory of the Nintendo fandom. You can never please a Mother fan. Spit on them instead.

As much of a fan of the Earthbound series as I am, I can't deny that its fanbase does have a very retarded stick up their collective asses when it comes to Mother 3's official release. There's not just a fan translation, there's a very good one made by a team of industry professionals that's as good as one could ever do with that game. It even unlocks an unused bestiary feature not available in the official version, and adds a secret Hard Mode unlockable via a code that's exclusive to the fan translation.

And, Jesus Christ, it just had an update last month. The first version of this translation was released in 2008. That's some serious dedication.

Come to think of it, it's kind of funny that (from my outsider perspective) the Western anime community doesn't seem to give a fuck about official releases, since it grew out of pirated fansubs where those were better than the official product. The official product (of the time, 15-20 years ago) being $50 DVDs with two episode a piece, dubbed by novices across the board, and released by businesses that didn't understand the exotic appeal. Maybe things have changed by now, I don't know, but I've never once seen such a stigma against piracy in that scene like I have with video games, and especially Nintendo.

An axiom I hold onto firmly is that if you're a customer, you should always go with the best version of the product you're trying to get, and whether or not you obtain it legally isn't your problem, it's the publisher's problem. In 2015, Nintendo officially released Mother 1 as Earthbound Beginnings, exclusively to the Wii U's Virtual Console for $10. It was a 1:1 release of the American prototype that was dumped and released online like 20 years ago, often under the (much better) name Earthbound Zero. The thing is... the team that translated Mother 3 also made their own little remaster of Mother 1's GBA version, with a full retranslation and even more QoL improvements on top of what Nintendo themselves added to make the game palatable. The draconian NES-era censorship is gone, the L button now talks/checks, and the all-important Easy Ring greatly reduces the grind. It is objectively, thoroughly a much better product than Nintendo's zero effort Earthbound Beginnings, and to top it all off, it beat Beginnings by four years.

But the Nintendo fanbase just didn't give a shit. They'd rather pay $10 for a vastly inferior version on a locked down console that was already winding down, with no guarantee on whether or not they could bring that purchase along to future Nintendo platforms (they couldn't). Meanwhile, by the nature of how roms work, the fan translation is something you can keep forever, and run on anything with a GBA emulator.

So, you've got idiots giving their hard-earned cash to a $9 billion international corporation for an inferior product than they can get for free elsewhere. All rationality is out the window, and what they're really paying for is a crafted feel-good attitude that they're doing the right thing by paying for their game, lest they be branded a pirate, as if that's a horrible thing. It's all kind of culty.

Nintendo will never localize Mother 3. Anyone who has actually played the game will know exactly why: there were a number of important characters in the game, the Magypsies, that were these flamboyant, benevolent characters that resemble what we know today as troons:

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But they're not actually troons, they're played as silly and vaguely magical. Plus, there's one scene later on in the game where one of them gives Lucas a PK power, and the screen fades to black as it implies that the Magypsy is buttfucking Lucas. At the end, it's shown that that wasn't the case, but that was the joke. Imagine Nintendo officially releasing that. Even if they omitted it, there'd be a fan outcry about censorship, so it's just all a shitshow that Nintendo has wisely avoided.

I seriously hope most of them aren't actually holding off on playing Mother 3 until an official release. Its been almost 13 years since the fan translation, and Nintendo's remastering games absolutely nobody asked for, like Famicom Detective Club. I don't think the Nintendo fanbase will ever appreciate just how important emulation is, due to their cultlike adoration for a billion dollar conglomerate. What a bunch of retards.
 
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As much of a fan of the Earthbound series as I am, I can't deny that its fanbase does have a very retarded stick up their collective asses when it comes to Mother 3's official release. There's not just a fan translation, there's a very good one made by a team of industry professionals that's as good as one could ever do with that game. It even unlocks an unused bestiary feature not available in the official version, and adds a secret Hard Mode unlockable via a code that's exclusive to the fan translation.

And, Jesus Christ, it just had an update last month. The first version of this translation was released in 2008. That's some serious dedication.

Come to think of it, it's kind of funny that (from my outsider perspective) the Western anime community doesn't seem to give a fuck about official releases, since it grew out of pirated fansubs where those were better than the official product. The official product (of the time, 15-20 years ago) being $50 DVDs with two episode a piece, dubbed by novices across the board, and released by businesses that didn't understand the exotic appeal. Maybe things have changed by now, I don't know, but I've never once seen such a stigma against piracy in that scene like I have with video games, and especially Nintendo.

An axiom I hold onto firmly is that if you're a customer, you should always go with the best version of the product you're trying to get, and whether or not you obtain it legally isn't your problem, it's the publisher's problem. In 2015, Nintendo officially released Mother 1 as Earthbound Beginnings, exclusively to the Wii U's Virtual Console for $10. It was a 1:1 release of the American prototype that was dumped and released online like 20 years ago, often under the (much better) name Earthbound Zero. The thing is... the team that translated Mother 3 also made their own little remaster of Mother 1's GBA version, with a full retranslation and even more QoL improvements on top of what Nintendo themselves added to make the game palatable. The draconian NES-era censorship is gone, the L button now talks/checks, and the all-important Easy Ring greatly reduces the grind. It is objectively, thoroughly a much better product than Nintendo's zero effort Earthbound Beginnings, and to top it all off, it beat Beginnings by four years.

But the Nintendo fanbase just didn't give a shit. They'd rather pay $10 for a vastly inferior version on a locked down console that was already winding down, with no guarantee on whether or not they could bring that purchase along to future Nintendo platforms (they couldn't). Meanwhile, by the nature of how roms work, the fan translation is something you can keep forever, and run on anything with a GBA emulator.

So, you've got idiots giving their hard-earned cash to a $9 billion international corporation for an inferior product than they can get for free elsewhere. All rationality is out the window, and what they're really paying for is a crafted feel-good attitude that they're doing the right thing by paying for their game, lest they be branded a pirate, as if that's a horrible thing. It's all kind of culty.

Nintendo will never localize Mother 3. Anyone who has actually played the game will know exactly why: there were a number of important characters in the game, the Magypsies, that were these flamboyant, benevolent characters that resemble what we know today as troons:

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But they're not actually troons, they're played as silly and vaguely magical. Plus, there's one scene later on in the game where one of them gives Lucas a PK power, and the screen fades to black as it implies that the Magypsy is buttfucking Lucas. At the end, it's shown that that wasn't the case, but that was the joke. Imagine Nintendo officially releasing that. Even if they omitted it, there'd be a fan outcry about censorship, so it's just all a shitshow that Nintendo has wisely avoided.

I seriously hope most of them aren't actually holding off on playing Mother 3 until an official release. Its been almost 13 years since the fan translation, and Nintendo's remastering games absolutely nobody asked for, like Famicom Detective Club. I don't think the Nintendo fanbase will ever appreciate just how important emulation is, due to their cultlike adoration for a billion dollar conglomerate. What a bunch of retards.
I'd much sooner donate money to Clyde Mandelin than pay for a watered down translation of Mother 3.
 
There is also the ones that bash indies amd indie devs, brushing their games off as "Shovelware" and crow for Mario, Zelda, Smash, Animal Crossing or expect a Smash to be announced in an Indie direct.

I much rather play Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest or a slew of Indie RPGS I got off the E Shop or my store finds than sit and play 60$ games that would be later shelved.

A lot of Nintendo fans ignore good games and use the "No one asked for these games!" Mentally or other group thinking. Just because someone owns a Switch doesn't mean they need or should have Mario, Zelda, Animal Crossing or Smash. Most of those fans are either little kids or blind fanboys who think playing 60$ shelf warmers is cool.
On a semi-related note about indies, I appreciate the japanese indie directs more since they focus more on explaining the gameplay mechanics instead of filling the airtime with dev commentaries and flashy edited trailers. That alone really does filter out a lot of pretentious indies and give a better chance for others.

The western indie direct on the same date period was a shitshow in comparison, outside of presenting TMNT

But yes, the supposed "drought" is bollocks. For people who are actually curious and get out of their comfort zone, there is quite an overwhelming amount of games on the system to enjoy. I expect things to be this way for several years especially with the Switch pretty much dominating the japanese market to the point it's starting to look like a monopoly, partially thanks to Sony's self-sabotage.

Advance Wars is awesome and Fire Emblem can die in a... fire.
I've really liked Advance Wars but I've also come to terms that there might be no longer new titles for that franchise. And that's fine, some IPs deserve to rest after all.
 
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