Double post, oh well.
I'm gonna defend Nintendo and shit on Nintendo fans.
As a company, Nintendo is great. I mean these dudes are just financial ninjas. Good times, bad times, popular products, failures, somehow, they're always turning a profit and keeping things chugging along. This is because Nintendo understands that toys are for children, and the best way to keep your toy company going is to continue making toys that kids like. And you know what? Kids don't like the same stuff as adults. They are way pickier about somethings and far more tolerant of other things. Like a 9-year-old kid does not give a rat's ass that an idea was done before in 2008. He wasn't even born yet, why should he care? On the other hand, being boring is intolerable to a kid. Nintendo does this great job with pulling in the kids with time-tested game concepts, gameplay loops carefully calibrated to keep prepubescent brains in a state of rapture, an inoffensive, sugar-sweet image that no mom in the world could object to, and managing their brand nostalgia so adults keep buying Nintendo crap for their kids. You've got an 8-year-old, what are you gonna do, not buy him Pokemon? And unlike every other game company, you know who else besides little boys likes Nintendo games? Little girls. Nintendo's just about the only game company that manages to appeal broadly to both girls and boys. Hat's off to those Nips. You conquered America with goofy-looking cartoon mushroom games.
Adult Nintendo fans are horrible for the same reason bronies are horrible. These are toys for children. Yeah, okay, there are a scant handful of them that are timeless in their own way. Mario 3. Smash Bros. You know the ones. Kind of like, even in middle age, I can recognize that Lego did a bang-up job with the Black Seas Barracuda. It's just a really cool-looking pirate ship. But okay, much beyond that, being obsessed with Nintendo? You're an adult who's still in love with children's toys. Stop it. Be normal. Grow up.