Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl - Insert Dan Schneider joke here

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I wonder if the 1 player mode will have only an Arcade run similar to Classic and whether the final boss is something like Master Hand or a series villain. Autistic I know but something to think about.

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Actually, I know the perfect Final Boss!

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Literally who in literally what?

Also half of the suggestions for this game are generic not-nicktoon shit from when Nickelodeon tried to be more like Cartoon Network and Disney in the 2000s. Basically anything after Spongebob and Zim do not count and should be ignored. Some of these suggestions look like anime weeb shit. Get that smegma the fuck out of here.

Danny Phantom? More like Danny fuck off.
Moira Quirk was the referee in the Nickelodeon gameshow GUTS, she later voiced a character in a horror video game by Capcom.

I like Avatar: The Last Airbender, but I know what you mean about it not really being a good fit for Nick, Nick did indeed lose their identity after they canceled Zim.

I thought I was the only who remembered Stick Stickly.
 
The final boss is the Nick At Nite Logo because that's what signified that the cartoons were over.

Much the same reason of why Soultrain is hated.
 
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Really though a lot of you are naming things that are not cartoons. They're not going to put actual people into the game. Mike O'Malley, Pete, Pete and Summer Sanders aren't going to be playable characters.
 
We'll see how this game comes out. I am expecting it to be forgettable.

But even if it is decent (which is about the best I think it could be) the game has a problem of nobody outside of 90s-era Americans, children with brains damaged by memes and some Europeans knowing or even caring about the fighters and the game in general. The best players in the world are Japanese and Korean (cry some more) and they don't give a single sushi egg roll about CatDog or Oblina so your competitive scene will be cut off at the knees. But if it comes out decent it'll at least be an alright party game.
 
We'll see how this game comes out. I am expecting it to be forgettable.

But even if it is decent (which is about the best I think it could be) the game has a problem of nobody outside of 90s-era Americans, children with brains damaged by memes and some Europeans knowing or even caring about the fighters and the game in general. The best players in the world are Japanese and Korean (cry some more) and they don't give a single sushi egg roll about CatDog or Oblina so your competitive scene will be cut off at the knees. But if it comes out decent it'll at least be an alright party game.
Always with the pessimism. You got have some hope every now and again old man.
 
You and I both know if he gets added he will then be removed within a week because some snowflake on Twitter finds him racist.
It's funny cuz that show was created by two Mexican artists and was well received in latin america. I bet knowing that still wouldn't stop retards from calling him a racist stereotype.
 
Always with the pessimism. You got have some hope every now and again old man.
It's a Smash clone. There's no way it will be great when the source material is middling.

Now then, Mario Rabbid XCOM 2 looks like it will be excellent, IE: Great Road of Heroes is finally shaping up and looks great and BOTW 2 is going to be a blast. That's where my hopes lie. Not in a Nickelodeon party game. The only thing that would make me even more excited would be if the Crowbar Collective announced that their next project was going to be a remake of Deus Ex. I'll wait 13 years for that. Fuck yeah.
 
The best players in the world are Japanese and Korean (cry some more)
This isn't Tekken or StarCraft lmao, you're delusional if you think microdick squinters compete with American west coast pedos in competitive Smash.

They know the mental age and proclivities of the average smasher, hence why it's a game about children's cartoon characters.
 
This isn't Tekken or StarCraft lmao, you're delusional if you think microdick squinters compete with American west coast pedos in competitive Smash.

They know the mental age and proclivities of the average smasher, hence why it's a game about children's cartoon characters.
On the one hand I am glad that ARMS was too difficult for Smash players.

On the other hand I am bummed that ARMS isn't more popular because it's so hard.

But. When the sequel comes out it will be fun to watch them all try to pick it up (again) and fail miserably before returning to the warmth of children.
 
I forgot about Action League Now!
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I will fucking sue Nickelodeon for mental anguish if they are not in this game.
Here to crush your dreams and hopes again.

I don't think Nickelodeon will bother even coming close to the legal minefield that is Kablam and any show that came out of it.

I don't know the full details as I'm more of a CN guy but the way I've heard the contract for Kablam works is that (In a very weird and unusual good faith gesture from Nick) every segment creator got to keep their copyright and Nickelodeon needs their authorized consent in order to do anything.

This is all well and good, however one of the producers of segments in Kablam decided to poison the well and sell all their rights to their segment, which caused Nick to re-evaluate their internal practices and never have to do anything with Kablam again as they cannot release the series without the consent of the current rights holder of the segment that was sold. So, which segment was it?

Angela Anaconda

I am not kidding, she ruinned Digimon, a marriage AND Kablam, previously she was owned by Fox and is now owned by Disney.

This is why lesbians shouldn't be allowed to have control over anything.
 
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Here to crush your dreams and hopes again.

I don't think Nickelodeon will bother even coming close to the legal minefield that is Kablam and any show that came out of it.

I don't know the full details as I'm more of a CN guy but the way I've heard the contract for Kablam works is that (In a very weird and unusual good faith gesture from Nick) every segment creator got to keep their copyright and Nickelodeon needs their authorized consent in order to do anything.

This is all well and good, however one of the producers of segments in Kablam decided to poison the well and sell all their rights to their segment, which caused Nick to re-evaluate their internal practices and never have to do anything with Kablam again as they cannot release the series without the consent of the current rights holder of the segment that was sold. So, which segment was it?

Angela Anaconda

I am not kidding, she ruinned Digimon, a marriage AND Kablam, previously she was owned by Fox and is now owned by Disney.

This is why lesbians shouldn't be allowed to have control over anything.
Everything I love leaves me even before it had a chance to be real...
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