Natural Birth community - Bringing back paleolithic infant mortality

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DorkInsets said:
As far as eating placenta, isn't the placenta made up of waste from the baby so in fact they are chowing down on baby shit?
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No, it's the pseudo-organ that provides nutrition and oxygen to the growing fetus. Also, like a kidney, it filters the blood and removes waste products. Fetuses don't eat, so there is not very much shit, but that which is consists of cast off cells from the intestines and goes into the amniotic fluid. That's that nasty green new baby shit. And there's also urine. For the same reason, not much.

I'd guess nutritionally it would be something like organ meat.

There's probably nothing wrong with it, but I've never heard rave reviews of human placenta as the most delicious thing ever, so I think I'll pass. I'd have to be married to some crazy hippie who insists on it as some kind of fucked up bonding experience to actually do it. So I don't think it's going to happen.
 
My mother was all for natural birth, until the contractions started. Then she wanted the goddamn drugs or she was going to murder someone.
 
The Great Chandler said:
Modern medicine is natural. "Natural" medicine is not.
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"Natural" is nothing more than some buzzword that makes these people think they're living a better life despite the fact that they put a lot of danger on themselves and their off-spring.
 
Well at least if the babies die in childbirth they won't have to grow up being raised by crazy people
 
"Natural birth" from the cunt is great, albeit under medical supervision and not in a forest and uploaded to YouTube under the "Educational" category. People who advocate for the latter were probably retarded since birth. At least arguments against vaccinations rushed to the market, and non-religious cock clipping have merit.

Unless the mother or child's health is severely at risk, Cesarean sections are unnecessary. I'm no doctor, but taking apart and putting back together somebody to retrieve a child who might not even be ready for birth is questionable. All international health organizations back this claim, some even for people who previously had a C-section, too.
 
Satan said:
Apparently she was sone crazy hippie person and her unorthodox methods caused her five daughters to develop a shit ton of issues. Of the five, most had pretty messed up relationships and only one of them had children of her own.
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Don't forget the fact that these crazy hippie people also tend to give their children bleach enemas as part of "natural medicine"
All in all, I think the natural birth community is part of a larger alternative/quack community that is too large to ignore, and that the thread should be changed to encompass alternative medicine as a whole.
 
Kazami Yuuka said:
Don't forget the fact that these crazy hippie people also tend to give their children bleach enemas as part of "natural medicine"
All in all, I think the natural birth community is part of a larger alternative/quack community that is too large to ignore, and that the thread should be changed to encompass alternative medicine as a whole.
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Natural medicine, bleach enemas, bleach. By bleach, that would mean the sort of cleaning chemical right? If so, any attempt at saying "natural" would mean jack in that sense due to using a man-made substance for "natural medicine". Considering a larger alternative/quack community, natural birth may as well only be a part of it all. There would no doubt be an untapped mine of autism and horror with a larger community like that.
 
c-no said:
Natural medicine, bleach enemas, bleach. By bleach, that would mean the sort of cleaning chemical right? If so, any attempt at saying "natural" would mean jack in that sense due to using a man-made substance for "natural medicine". Considering a larger alternative/quack community, natural birth may as well only be a part of it all. There would no doubt be an untapped mine of autism and horror with a larger community like that.
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Oh yes, actual bleaching agents, which ironically enough they claim to cure autism. Of course to obtain it you have to mix "Miracle Mineral Solution" which dissolves in water to form ClO2, so to them, it does seem "natural". They also post pictures of "ropeworms" which are actually pieces of dead intestinal wall. Like with people who try to commit suicide by drinking bleach, more often than not people who do this end up having the working parts of their GI tract stitched together (think of cutting out a busted pipe segment and attaching the two end segments back together).
That said, the natural birth community might be slightly strange, but many other alternative medicine communities truly do amp up the crazy.
 
There was a very sad Facebook post made a few yrs ago about a mum who lost her 4 yr old son and was told she couldn't have him at home before he was buried and how devastating this was to her. Of course a dummy in the comments who presumably almost killed one of her babies from homebirth chimes in. Attachments aren't working for me rn so I'll copy and paste the comment:

Annie Garcia
I homebirthed all 3 of my babies and almost lost 1. I’ve thought a lot about babies and how they enter and leave the world, and hope that I would have the strength to recognize how to beat honor our babies if we were confronted with their passing. I’m so, so sorry for your loss. And you did better than most , and the best you could, in a system that is designed to monetize death. Please carry on, and shed light on this issue. It is important in ways that extend beyond the obvious. How we confront and treat our dead is an indicator of the value of our lives.
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OP: https://www.facebook.com/keelia.joh...hsf3jQG44c9am2G4aQVctEsu7V9m7gsH1uowZSaVjr5Pl
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Some women think having a medicated birth or c-section is not going to make their birth count. These “natural birth” momcows just love to shamelessly ridicule other women who’ve never had natural vaginal births before for not feeling their vagina rip opened into an assgina. Anyways, some women are easily prone to becoming mad degenerate masochists just from bringing new lives into the world. I can imagine a lot of these momcows being teenagers.
 
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