My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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I watched Angela G yesterday.


This bitch is deluded. You are greeted with one of the most massive meat aprons on gods earth ever. It literally hangs to her knees when she stands up.

First off, she has her young niece living with her because the girl parents are making bad decisions she said. I wonder what bad decisions those girls parents are making that she is better off helping this behemoth super mutant around the home.

Now do not forget she already had weight los surgery before but stretched her stomach out all the way again to the point she needs an oxygen tank.

She goes into Now's weight loss program and wants to do it from home. All her family bails on making the trip with her, and I guess they saw the writing on the wall. She resorts to calling an ex (now a "friend") that is obviously eager for a handy while driving, maybe a blowie in a 2nd rate motel room. Then she gets to Dr Now and he also remarks on the good friend. Really good friend.

She wants to be in the program but refuses to get to Houston to get weighed to see her progress a 2nd time to even get approved but Shypes to tell him she lost 80 elbees already when she clearly gained but she feels she lost a lot of weight so it is legit. She cannot weigh herself you see so she goes by her feeling. Then hse suddenly lost 120 elbees a month later when looking exactly the same size but she brags about how active she is. The little girl even said on the show she does not think her aunt can lose the weight, and lo and behold the young un was 100% right. This big bitch even tried to tell Dr Now that for her specifically he can change the program and take her feelings as fact so he can run the first phase of the program remotely with her not in Houston, "a first time for everything". She just talks and talks and talks and whines so she can get things her way.

The whole show is a fat behemoth that wants Dr Now to take her word she lost the weight and makes excuses for months, then pussies out saying it was all a success.

This calorie rapist is Penny level.
 
I just realized that pop culture fatties from the 80's and 90's that were considered outlandishly fat like the guy from Blade and Sloth from S7ven were several hundred pounds lighter than the folks on this show.

Our society is shit.
 
Ruin said:
I just realized that pop culture fatties from the 80's and 90's that were considered outlandishly fat like the guy from Blade and Sloth from S7ven were several hundred pounds lighter than the folks on this show.

Our society is shit.
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An even better example is The Simpsons way back when, thought that 300 pounds was cartoonishly fat and enough to get Homer on disability.
 
Francis Dollarhyde said:
I watched Angela G yesterday.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T_7EqMbuoYI
This bitch is deluded. You are greeted with one of the most massive meat aprons on gods earth ever. It literally hangs to her knees when she stands up.

First off, she has her young niece living with her because the girl parents are making bad decisions she said. I wonder what bad decisions those girls parents are making that she is better off helping this behemoth super mutant around the home.

Now do not forget she already had weight los surgery before but stretched her stomach out all the way again to the point she needs an oxygen tank.

She goes into Now's weight loss program and wants to do it from home. All her family bails on making the trip with her, and I guess they saw the writing on the wall. She resorts to calling an ex (now a "friend") that is obviously eager for a handy while driving, maybe a blowie in a 2nd rate motel room. Then she gets to Dr Now and he also remarks on the good friend. Really good friend.

She wants to be in the program but refuses to get to Houston to get weighed to see her progress a 2nd time to even get approved but Shypes to tell him she lost 80 elbees already when she clearly gained but she feels she lost a lot of weight so it is legit. She cannot weigh herself you see so she goes by her feeling. Then hse suddenly lost 120 elbees a month later when looking exactly the same size but she brags about how active she is. The little girl even said on the show she does not think her aunt can lose the weight, and lo and behold the young un was 100% right. This big bitch even tried to tell Dr Now that for her specifically he can change the program and take her feelings as fact so he can run the first phase of the program remotely with her not in Houston, "a first time for everything". She just talks and talks and talks and whines so she can get things her way.

The whole show is a fat behemoth that wants Dr Now to take her word she lost the weight and makes excuses for months, then pussies out saying it was all a success.

This calorie rapist is Penny level.
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Angela was disgusting. A constant stream of excuses. And she wasn't losing an ounce, So she tried to convince Dr. Now that she was losing steadily from home. Sure Jan. :roll:

She first claims her family won't support her then tries to say that she needs to stay at home because she needs the support of her family. She is a useless beluga who will never lose the weight and will probably die soon. Bitch just doesn't want to give up stuffing her face.
 
GentlemanFaggot said:
An even better example is The Simpsons way back when, thought that 300 pounds was cartoonishly fat and enough to get Homer on disability.
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Not by much though. King Size Homer was written literally the year before obesity quit being a qualifying factor for disability.
 
purpleboy said:
I’d post the episode, but it’s difficult to find episode rips that haven’t either been DMCA’d or uploaded onto sites that’ll give your hard drive AIDS
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It didn't happen in his actual episode, but in his Where Are They Now? ep. They dropped Michael's ass and focused on his wife's journey instead. Michael has a real anger problem.

Another asshole on the show was recent participant Angela. Someone on r/My600lblife posted these lovely Facebook posts by her where she admits that she just wanted to get on the show for lymphedema surgery and bitches and moans that she can't get cast because she didn't get gang raped like fellow contestant Erica did. As if I didn't already hate her...

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toilet_rainbow said:
It didn't happen in his actual episode, but in his Where Are They Now? ep. They dropped Michael's ass and focused on his wife's journey instead. Michael has a real anger problem.

Another asshole on the show was recent participant Angela. Someone on r/My600lblife posted these lovely Facebook posts by her where she admits that she just wanted to get on the show for lymphedema surgery and bitches and moans that she can't get cast because she didn't get gang raped like fellow contestant Erica did. As if I didn't already hate her...

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I wonder if Hamber’s episode would end up like hers. Also, didn’t Steven Ass try a similar stunt like 10 years ago on Dr. Phil, claiming he hated skinny people and happily prancing around screaming “WHITE POWER” with a real neonazi for for the sake of publicity and free weightloss treatment. Nigga, your drug addicted, government leeching ass would’ve been sent to Auschwitz pronto
 
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purpleboy said:
I wonder if Hamber’s episode would end up like hers. Also, didn’t Steven Ass try a similar stunt like 10 years ago on Dr. Phil, claiming he hated skinny people and happily prancing around screaming “WHITE POWER” with a real neonazi for for the sake of publicity and free weightloss treatment. Nigga, your drug addicted, government leeching ass would’ve been sent to Auschwitz pronto
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Auschwitz is also pretty effective free weightloss treatment, to be fair.
 
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