My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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cuddle striker said:
what's the over/under on death dates of Assanti vs. Ashley? they're both living off of pure spite at this point just in opposite directions
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Im still amazed Steven Assanti is alive. After his living in a van down by the river tabloid spreads I figured he’d be dead in a year. After seeing he was a dedicated junkie on My 600 lb Life I figured he had to be dead in year. Wrong.

I wonder if My 600 lb picks up the bar tab for the crew? I’d love to hear the production team venting over stiff drinks after a day of filming these crazy fatties.

Bet they keep menthol rub handy to wipe under their nose. I hope the peeps who have to film the shower scenes get hazard pay/ therapy.
 
Did anyone catch this fucking trainwreck of a latest episode? Jeanne was a complete fucking dumpster fire; nine, NINE DOGS in a shitty run down house with shit all over the floor, mold on the baseboards and walls, two shitty nasty toilets right next to her and in the living room. Dogs scratching and itching everywhere even in the bed with them. The entire house was fucking disgusting and the bitch had the nerve to get mad at Dr. Now for just straight up telling them that their personal hygiene was absolutely horrific. It was really sad to hear that her father passed away in his sleep days after the mother had her surgery but their living conditions caused the chick to constantly get infections and one infected sore just burst like a fucking bubble while she was in the shower and bled all over the floor. This is the first time in the history of this show where the subject(s) lived in absolute squalor and pretended like it wasn't wrong.

I was waiting on some bullshit and 11 episodes in, I got it (I'm ignoring Maja because her and the autism king of a bf she had just made me tune out).
 
Oh Ok Yeah That's Cool said:
Did anyone catch this fucking trainwreck of a latest episode? Jeanne was a complete fucking dumpster fire; nine, NINE DOGS in a shitty run down house with shit all over the floor, mold on the baseboards and walls, two shitty nasty toilets right next to her and in the living room. Dogs scratching and itching everywhere even in the bed with them. The entire house was fucking disgusting and the bitch had the nerve to get mad at Dr. Now for just straight up telling them that their personal hygiene was absolutely horrific. It was really sad to hear that her father passed away in his sleep days after the mother had her surgery but their living conditions caused the chick to constantly get infections and one infected sore just burst like a fucking bubble while she was in the shower and bled all over the floor. This is the first time in the history of this show where the subject(s) lived in absolute squalor and pretended like it wasn't wrong.

I was waiting on some bullshit and 11 episodes in, I got it (I'm ignoring Maja because her and the autism king of a bf she had just made me tune out).
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Whew lad, that episode was something else. Jeanne was dumb as a stump. I can only imagine how bad she smelled. Dr Now said there was feces encrusted in her fat folds and that’s what caused the sores.

She got so mad that Dr Now wouldn’t believe her lies about her healthy diet. It was obvious that Jeanne is never made to do anything or be held accountable for her behavior.

I felt sort bad for her mother who had just beaten into nothing (poorly) caring for her monsterous daughter, schizo husband and countless mangy dogs in that dumpster called a home.

I figure Jeanne will be the next My 600 Lb life death unless her mother dies and she gets moved into a nursing home where the poor staff will keep her miserable existence trucking along for five more years. But you definitely got the idea that nobody was going to stop Jeanne from eating herself to death in that filthy hovel while the govt pays her to do it.
 
Oh Ok Yeah That's Cool said:
Did anyone catch this fucking trainwreck of a latest episode? Jeanne was a complete fucking dumpster fire; nine, NINE DOGS in a shitty run down house with shit all over the floor, mold on the baseboards and walls, two shitty nasty toilets right next to her and in the living room. Dogs scratching and itching everywhere even in the bed with them. The entire house was fucking disgusting and the bitch had the nerve to get mad at Dr. Now for just straight up telling them that their personal hygiene was absolutely horrific. It was really sad to hear that her father passed away in his sleep days after the mother had her surgery but their living conditions caused the chick to constantly get infections and one infected sore just burst like a fucking bubble while she was in the shower and bled all over the floor. This is the first time in the history of this show where the subject(s) lived in absolute squalor and pretended like it wasn't wrong.

I was waiting on some bullshit and 11 episodes in, I got it (I'm ignoring Maja because her and the autism king of a bf she had just made me tune out).
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Do we have any stats on what the camera crew gets paid for this because we might need to set up a Go Fund Me for their therapy after this
 
I could not help but make the comparison--Jeanne=Big Al, mom Barbara= the Thumb....there were SO many similarities. Especially repulsive was the Jeanne/Amber whining "everybody is different" and after trying "SO HARD" and having no success Dr. N becomes the bad guy and she's gonna show him and rub his face in her spectacular weight loss and prove how wrong he was. Blah, blah....all this victim hood while her crotch rots and she's one shit away from sepsis....

On the plus side... I betcha we found an Ambaby in the wild....
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Goddamn that is the most disgusting fucking thing I've heard in a long time.
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Best not watch Dr Now pull on the gloves to inspect it. She apparently didn’t bother wiping herself much so shit just caked up in the fat folds. Gag.

There’s been some very obvious filthy fatties on Dr Now but I had never heard him comment on hygiene until this episode. This lady was so filthy she was going to die from it. Her poor nurses.

When they showed her home a portable toilet was right by her bed. This woman could actually walk but was just so fucking lazy she shit right next to her bed rather than walking to a real toilet.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Fat people need to be dragged into the yard and sprayed with a pressure washer
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I saw an episode a while back where they legit had to take a woman out on the back porch or in the garage or something to spray her down with a water hose or something after bathroom time.

Don't remember enough about the episode, otherwise I'd search for it and provide a link.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Im still amazed Steven Assanti is alive. After his living in a van down by the river tabloid spreads I figured he’d be dead in a year. After seeing he was a dedicated junkie on My 600 lb Life I figured he had to be dead in year. Wrong.

I wonder if My 600 lb picks up the bar tab for the crew? I’d love to hear the production team venting over stiff drinks after a day of filming these crazy fatties.

Bet they keep menthol rub handy to wipe under their nose. I hope the peeps who have to film the shower scenes get hazard pay/ therapy.
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I almost wonder if his opioid abuse is somehow counteracting some of the medical complications of his extreme obesity.
 
Clockwork_PurBle said:
I saw an episode a while back where they legit had to take a woman out on the back porch or in the garage or something to spray her down with a water hose or something after bathroom time.

Don't remember enough about the episode, otherwise I'd search for it and provide a link.
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I know the journey to reaching 600lbs is fraught with plenty of wake-up calls but I legit can't think of a better one than that. You're a human being, not a goddamn walrus at SeaWorld.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
I know the journey to reaching 600lbs is fraught with plenty of wake-up calls but I legit can't think of a better one than that. You're a human being, not a goddamn walrus at SeaWorld.
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My deal is like...at what point do they become too big to fit in a shower and why don't they realize it? How long are y'all really going between baths? People don't gain weight that fast.

Even if you only bathed once a week, or two weeks, I would think you would notice if you were outgrowing the shower.
 
Your Weird Fetish said:
I almost wonder if his opioid abuse is somehow counteracting some of the medical complications of his extreme obesity.
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I’ve never even understood how a fat junkie even exists tbh.

Maybe if hustling for drugs kept him active it might help but this fat fuck just calls ambulances and tries to get hospital to write him scripts or give him Demerol.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’ve never even understood how a fat junkie even exists tbh.

Maybe if hustling for drugs kept him active it might help but this fat fuck just calls ambulances and tries to get hospital to write him scripts or give him Demerol.
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And thanks to fuckers like him this stuff is gonna be so regulated that people with actual pain won't be able to get the drugs they need.
 
Dr. Now looking at the two of them and saying "You're going to die because of your poor hygiene." Holy shit. :reality:
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
There’s been some very obvious filthy fatties on Dr Now but I had never heard him comment on hygiene until this episode. This lady was so filthy she was going to die from it. Her poor nurses.
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Right? She was too fat and stupid to realize that all of her infections were caused by her disgusting habits and then had the audacity to get upset and bitchy that they made her stay in the hospital. Those people are hoarders and it really irritated me that no one took those animals from them. The bitch can't even wipe her ass quite literally and they're allowed to keep all of those mangy dogs? Christ.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’ve never even understood how a fat junkie even exists tbh.

Maybe if hustling for drugs kept him active it might help but this fat fuck just calls ambulances and tries to get hospital to write him scripts or give him Demerol.
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I'd really like to know the science behind this. You can look at pictures of my old man and be able to tell when he was on or off pills, because when he was popping he lost a shit ton of weight and was chubby when sober.

Did he deal or was he a full on junkie? Because if he mostly dealt that could explain it. Dealers almost never touch their product.
 
No, he wasn't dealing. Assanti popped every single pill he could get into his fat mitts, As for the junkies not being fat thing, a lot of times it depends on exactly what the junky is taking, and also how much money he has. If he's doing heroin he'll probably be skinny, as heroin nauseates most people. Clean pharmaceuticals, not so much.

The other factor is money. There are plenty of fat junkies. They're the ones with the money to afford both drugs and food. If you're buying drugs on the street, that adds up quick money-wise, hence less money for food. Assanti is getting his drugs through doctors paid for by Medicare/Medicaid. It costs him almost nothing to buy his drugs, so he spends his money on food.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
No, he wasn't dealing. Assanti popped every single pill he could get into his fat mitts, As for the junkies not being fat thing, a lot of times it depends on exactly what the junky is taking, and also how much money he has. If he's doing heroin he'll probably be skinny, as heroin nauseates most people. Clean pharmaceuticals, not so much.

The other factor is money. There are plenty of fat junkies. They're the ones with the money to afford both drugs and food. If you're buying drugs on the street, that adds up quick money-wise, hence less money for food. Assanti is getting his drugs through doctors paid for by Medicare/Medicaid. It costs him almost nothing to buy his drugs, so he spends his money on food.
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In one episode, Dr. Now showed Steven that he had scammed hundreds of pills of codeine, tramadol and other opioids from dozens of doctors across the state of Texas. His MO is to always call a different hospital and beg for pain meds when he’s there, using his gigantic size as his excuse. He also did it when he “fell” off the golf cart.
 
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