My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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God damn! Maja and Christian saved this season from being pretty dull. They were both awful in totally different ways but Maja edges him out for the win.
I have trouble faulting him just because of how aggravating her blame game would be to deal with. If Maja was a normal, non-manipulative person then his behaviour would irk me, but she was emotionally abusing him (presumably for a while), so I was more rooting for him than anything.
Consider how comfortable she was with gaslighting him for "making her" gain weight, even though the cameras were rolling. There's no way that's a once-off incident.

Obviously he should have left her long ago, but I get the vibe that he was playing the manipulated Thumb to Maja's Amberlynn. It takes a while for someone like that to wise up & grow the balls to stick up for themselves. It's understandable that he would get progressively more snippy & frustrated.

Him essentially going no-contact with the break-up was pretty damning in that regard.
Some YT commenters are calling him rude for it, but based on the rest of the episode, there was nothing he could say to Maja without her twisting his words around to try and guilt him into doing what she wants.
 
Maja's interactions with Christian made me so uncomfortable, like the way she slammed her purse down when he got it for her. He was totally shut down at that point, it made me wonder if she abused him physically. My theory on why he called the show is that she and her mom had pulled that 'you can't leave her she'll kill herself with food' shit on him before as a guilt trip and he was looking for a way out.
 
Maja's interactions with Christian made me so uncomfortable, like the way she slammed her purse down when he got it for her. He was totally shut down at that point, it made me wonder if she abused him physically.

Maybe not physically, but Maja did tell her therapist that she didn't like how she became abusive in relationships, so...yeah. I was also surprised that her mom told Christian that she understood how Maja was a pain to live with. She must be some kind of holy terror.

Compounding that is the fact that I'm pretty sure Christian doesn't drive. He never offered to drive during that whole shitshow where they tried to rent a car. So he was probably entirely dependent on his crazy abusive landwhale girlfriend. Yeah he's probably an autistic loser but I'm not surprised he had the thousand-yard stare going on.
 
When I worked in Australia, my coworkers were enamored with this show. They always asked me if most Americans were like this. They were particularly fond of "that cunt who had to get fuckin craned out of his bed".
 
When I worked in Australia, my coworkers were enamored with this show. They always asked me if most Americans were like this. They were particularly fond of "that cunt who had to get fuckin craned out of his bed".
My 600 pound Life being the only way for foreigners to get a look into the daily lives of Americans is embarrassing. Did you have to explain sausage gravy to your co-workers? Every episode they eat sausage gravy, it's one of the main themes along with child molestation and justifying eating fast food.
 
My 600 pound Life being the only way for foreigners to get a look into the daily lives of Americans is embarrassing. Did you have to explain sausage gravy to your co-workers? Every episode they eat sausage gravy, it's one of the main themes along with child molestation and justifying eating fast food.
No but they were immensely disgusted with the concept of cheese in an aerosol can.
 
When I worked in Australia, my coworkers were enamored with this show. They always asked me if most Americans were like this. They were particularly fond of "that cunt who had to get fuckin craned out of his bed".

I hope you told them yes. That in every city, every village, cunts are being craned out of bed, several times a day.
 
Other highlights of Maja:
  • Looking way too much like a taller ALR, complete with cardigans and half-dyed poop buns
  • Uprighting herself in the parking lot (similar to these) then sobbing immediately after
  • Christian leaving her sobbing in front of two rental car workers while he took a piss
  • Later, he comforts her by sitting two feet away on a bench and patting her shoulder awkwardly. Cute couple
  • When she threw a tantrum about her mom leaving too early which was not in the plan, and her mom replied "Life is unplanned! YOU were unplanned!"
  • Calling her mom on the phone with a script straight from Eric Cartman: "Momm! MEHHHMMM! CHRISTIAN'S RUINING EVERYTHANG"
  • Mind you she pulled this in the middle of the doctor's office and put her mom on speakerphone to talk to her bf
  • Mama begging Christian to stay with Maja just to make sure she doesn't kill herself with food
  • Dr. Lola Clay looking gorgeous as usual
What a spoiled brat of a woman. Honestly she had so much promise, even with her autismo detached bf. She could walk, ride a plane, lost 90 pounds in a month. Same with her relationships; she has a lot of family around that cares about her but she just yells at them for going to work then eats her feelings. Lady, you robbed yourself big time.

I saw it on Youtube and Maja was truly awful. She was so self centered and the slightest wrong word was a major argument. Anyone that knows an oversensitive drama queen is familiar with the fact that no eggshell is too fragile and you have to practically kiss and pat ass constantly not to get into an argument over absolutely nothing.

She cries and calls mommy like a six year old. And after she treated her mother the way she did earlier in the show. As I recall her mother said she had to go to work and also didn't want to watch her daughter drive away since it would make her too sad. But all Maja cares about is Maja so anyone else's feelings are worthless.

I loved the part where during the phone tantrum Maja's mother told her to be quiet. :lit:

She blew a once in a lifetime opportunity because she didn't want to stop shoveling garbage into her gaping maw. I'd love to see what she looks like in a year. If she is bedbound or dead I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
 
Surprised no one wants to bring up the Transgender episode. It was boring but it was something different.
we give trannies enough attention on this forum, we watch TV to escape this horror not take kiwi life into our personal lives
 
MOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol this is what it would be like if amberlynn were straight and a foot taller.

Just replace "MOOOOOMMMMM!!!!" with "BAYBEEEEE!!!!"

She even has the bleached poop bun. LOL
 
what's the over/under on death dates of Assanti vs. Ashley? they're both living off of pure spite at this point just in opposite directions
 
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