More post-jail sightings megathread

[RL Steinbeck]

Chris will never stop till the day he dies

Jesus Christ-Chan Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime is eternal, silly billy.

 

[AssignedEva]

August 1st, 2021: Chris Chan is arrested
August 1st-15th, 2021: The Fall of Kabul and US withdrawal from Afghanistan
February 24th, 2022: Chris Chan turns 40 years old in jail
February 24th, 2022: The Russian invasion of Ukraine
March 27th, 2023: Chris Chan is released from jail (on the start of International Autism Awareness Week)
March 27th, 2023: Transgender mass shooter targets a elementary school in Nashville
August 8th, 2023: Chris Chan has his final hearing
August 8th, 2023: The deadliest wildfire in US history hits Hawaii killing 1300
August 24th, 2023: 45th President of the United States Donald J Trump is arrested for the 4th time, returns to Twitter
August 24th, 2023: Chris Chan returns to the Internet
October 4th: 2023: Hamas begins an attack on Israel
October 4th: 2023: Chris Chan is photographed with his lover for the second time

October 15th: TBD

So...what's going to happen in the world now that it has been blighted by this video, October 16, 2023?

Given the amount of coincidences associated with post-Merge Chris-Chan and the fact he literally is claiming to be Jesus, I am forced to conclude he is either the Antichrist or the Whore of Babylon

 

[Random Internet Person]

Some idiot just spent $200 on a commission from his etsy store.

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We are doomed as a species.

Wasn’t this what Null had planned in order to get Chris to support himself?

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

His nose is bleeding, his pupils are constricted, and he is making much less sense than usual. He is without a doubt on something

Blood? Nay, the nostril is merely expanding downwards. The Merge proceeds apace; Chris is transforming into Sonichu.

 

[anti SJW]

When will Christory be acknowledged as legitimate, and studied in schools?

Link to tweet

 

[888Flux]

So...what's going to happen in the world now that it has been blighted by this video, October 16, 2023?

DEFCON 1

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

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Link to tweet

God himself can only hope

 

[PetiteFeet]

Given the amount of coincidences associated with post-Merge Chris-Chan and the fact he literally is claiming to be Jesus, I am forced to conclude he is either the Antichrist or the Whore of Babylon

so, when does the 7th Seal break.
I just wanna be prepared before Heaven falls.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

NEW TWEET (L) / (A)
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It's still surreal to think he's back at his house.

I was going to say it was nice of Barb to not throw his shit out but then I remembered she's a fucking hoarder. I am amazed that everything in his room wasn't covered in an inch of dust.

 

[Bearmumrik]

I am so happy right now

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

greenscreen chris is great

 

[Dread First]

Remember that adage that Marvin or Null once said about Chris keeping to himself if left to his devices, and that content coming from Chris means that someone is manipulating him behind the scenes? I got a bad feeling about the near future.

 

[A Flying Nun]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dug75NnyLPQ

Spoiler: Archive 1080p

9convert.com - Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned_1080p.mp4

This video reminded me how frequently I "watch" Chris Chan videos by scrolling down to the comments and just listening to the audio because I'm a pussy that can't handle these horrors.

 

[Cannibal Fuckface]

"all these crosses on the palms of my hands"
Motherfucker really thinks stigama look like crucifixes

 

[Black Yoshi]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dug75NnyLPQ

Spoiler: Archive 1080p

9convert.com - Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned_1080p.mp4

It's like a retarded version of this

 

[A Flying Nun]

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT RANCID-ASS MEDALLION

 

[Black Yoshi]

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT RANCID-ASS MEDALLION

It's been rancid ass for years

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Now that there's a higher quality photo of it, what the hell is wrong with the medallion?

Is that mold? Coom? Something even worse?

 

[Reverend Chopper]

I don't care if I'm late and gay. DIE CHRIS

 

[Makhnovshchina]

Inshallah Prophet Christine (PBUH) deserves the highest praise for preventing the dimensional merge. On the same level vril as past prophets such as Joseph Smith, Muhammad, and David Koresh