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Do we know if Chris got all his SSI money from when he was in jail? The charges were dropped shouldn't he get it?
 
Not to powerlevel too much, but this motherfucker is on Risperidone. It's a heavy drug that they give to schizos, autists and bipolars.

Evidently, it does not work AT ALL on our savior, but nevertheless, he has all the side effects present - nosebleed, growing tits, miniscule pupils, he also seems to have gained some weight back.

If he keeps taking it for a long time, it might kill his dick forever and render him infertile, which could prevent the worst case scenario of a potential Crystal or Reginald being implanted in Derpy Cabbage's womb.
 
The new OC is giving off Jack Jersawitz ( on acid) energy
 
I'll just leave this here
Marvin said:
Historically Chris has always been content to sperg alone with himself. In the old days, he had to be actively manipulated into going online.......
If Chris is actively putting out content, assume someone's whispering in his ear, because that's not his natural state.
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The fact that his first video has a South Park reference is probably the funniest part about that video
 
Mr President, we are so fucking back
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Whoever is Chris' tard wrangler is probably being paid pennies to put up with this guy. I won't be surprised if that girl is some wrangler that doesn't give a shit, and only accompanies him in public places because it's her job. If there is a chance he is back at home, get ready for another round of the barbening.
 
Outland Cow said:
Oh without a doubt, there's some manipulation of a doped up Chris Chan happening. The Jesus and Pals bit is too ironic, someone absolutely told him it would've been a good idea. Even the editing feels like it's meant to be just "off" enough that you're supposed to believe it could be Chris's. You don't get public access Tim and Eric editing with audio in only one channel by mistake. Someone else did it for him, and intentionally.
I still had fun with the video, don't get me wrong, but it was without a doubt someone else's idea.
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I agree that this is definitely an “epic weeens” work.

Chris would never think to splice up any video he may have of him dancing or what ever and reuse it in the video as it’s own layer.

Also, where their is effort put in, it’s way too much effort that chris would ever do.
For the Jesus and pals background, you may notice that Jesus has been meticulously photo shopped out of it. I don’t think Chris has ever used Photoshop in his life if not to just put white boxes and comic sans text over his scribbles.



On my comfortable armchair, psychologist chair, I believe that this ween is a millennial, irony poisoned, who believes the best way to handle criticism is to lean into it 110%.

I said it before but I will say it again. Zero sympathy for anything bad that happens to anyone who decides to interact with Chris post BarbussyGate. Chris has proven that his delusions of grandeur can actually hurt vulnerable people and anyone encouraging that can just get to bullet too.
 
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