More post-jail sightings megathread

[Battlefield2142EU]

The production value seems too high for this to have been made by Chris alone.

Knowing WB. I can picture hiring Chris-Chan after firing Sam Hyde for being too controversial. They recently pitched a live action Rick and Morty movie to Zack Synder. That whole studio runs on bad ideas.

 

[Seija Kijin]

I think this whole thing is basically a group of weens using him coming back into the public eye to hawk shit on Etsy and take a cut of it for themselves.

 

[Got Milk!]

Someone please contact liquid Chris. Just get things right back where they were in a few days time.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

We are doomed as a species

Chris-Chan legitimately a hero to the tranny community on twitter. What did you expect?

 

[Spunt]

Big Tiddy Sonic hurt my soul.

 

[Drama Fan]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dug75NnyLPQ

Spoiler: Archive 1080p

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Chris' voice only being in my left ear was somehow the most offensive part to me.

 

[Cronkle]

War in the holy land followed by Christ Chan’s return? Let me off the fucking ride Chris. Please

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Superimposed on some South Park crap, singing to some crappy song, doing the Claw of Fail and, at times being reminiscent of the CWC Flying Elephants.

Fucker's been reading the CWCKi to bring us some member berries like he's fucking J.J. Abrams

I couldn't care less for any of the shit he's spouted, I'll just comment that he's alternating between sounding like the manliest he's ever sounded and a shop bottom that's overdosed on Sex and the City.

Therapy: Success!

God Bless the Commonwealth of Virginia

 

[Aru-chu]

I just realized he flipped the medallion to show his ring so we know he's true and honest.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Meh, I gets really boring when he just sings, waiting for the Jail stories.

 

[30+GameOvers]

So, is Chris interested in doing that jail followup interview with Ethan Ralph? He could use all the content he can get. Someone should remind old gunty of it, he probably forgot between his haze of Xanax and alcohol and just generally everything that happened to him in Mexico

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Chris has done literally everything that can be done

Has he ever surgically removed a dead bird from a human anus? Because I have been part of that.

 

[Valid Hunter]

NEW TWEET (L) / (A)
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Seeing this made me realize I forgot a link and an archive on my post. I hate phoneposting so much it's unreal.

 

[Kabeat]

if he was in a real jail he wouldnt still be this fat

 

[The Nameless One]

Has he ever surgically removed a dead bird from a human anus? Because I have been part of that.

Come on, don't give his new handlers any ideas.

 

[Aru-chu]

People are seriously buying dirt from his house.

Also some other idiot spent $200 dollar on another commission.

 

[Um...]

The 5 o'clock shadow adds another layer to his ramblings

That’s quite a beard for someone who’s supposedly taking female hormones..

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

I wish this was a trick but whyyy

 

[Cowboy Christ]

well my week just got mighty interesting.

 

[rareblacklobster]

I should've killed myself this morning.