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You know Chris wasn't able to jerk off after knowing what a real woman feels like. The entire house is probably flooded with his year plus of being backed up.
 
You guys are just jealous. Chris is at home, living his best life. Weens and A-logs BTFO. You're here online seething at the Farms.

ALL LOVE, ESPECIALLY ONE BETWEEN MOTHER AND SON, IS BEAUTIFUL.
 
Gonna be real, I think Chris is going to need to sleep with one eye open after this. Before he was a harmless retard, which stood as the biggest deterrent in keeping people from harassing him who weren't either weens or retards themselves. Now he's a known predator who got away with it pretty much with no real lasting repurcussions, continuing to exist as a burden to the taxpayer all the while smugly proclaiming himself as Jesus. Shit just isn't funny anymore.
 
JoseRaulChupacabra said:
You're here online seething at the Farms.

ALL LOVE, ESPECIALLY ONE BETWEEN MOTHER AND SON, IS BEAUTIFUL.
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Id be seething more if the site wasn't getting DDosed to shit fml

Rasputinee said:
Gonna be real, I think Chris is going to need to sleep with one eye open after this. Before he was a harmless retard, which stood as the biggest deterrent in keeping people from harassing him who weren't either weens or retards themselves. Now he's a known predator who got away with it pretty much with no real lasting repurcussions, continuing to exist as a burden to the taxpayer all the while smugly proclaiming himself as Jesus. Shit just isn't funny anymore.
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How long till some schizo reads Catcher In the Rye, and shoots him to gain the love of Jodie Foster?

Jk, the schizo would probably get the message to kill Chris from watching Sonic Boom or something.
 
Do you think that he goes up to her and they both squak "TURN ME LOSE YA SILLY GOOSE" as they start fondling each other? (Debatable in barbs case because she can't consent).
 
Optimus Prime said:
Yeah, seriously, how the fuck did Chris afford a car.
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It's an almost 20 year old Daewoo-Chevrolet Aveo junkpile with zero resale value. With how financially retarded he is he probably went to the first "Your Job Is Your Credit!" BHPH dump he could find and took out a 40 APR 96 month loan for it.
 
Rasputinee said:
Gonna be real, I think Chris is going to need to sleep with one eye open after this. Before he was a harmless retard, which stood as the biggest deterrent in keeping people from harassing him who weren't either weens or retards themselves. Now he's a known predator who got away with it pretty much with no real lasting repurcussions, continuing to exist as a burden to the taxpayer all the while smugly proclaiming himself as Jesus. Shit just isn't funny anymore.
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Do you really think he is capable of thinking like this?
 
A Wumpa Fruit said:
Wait, Heilberg is a Jew?

What´s with that Religion and their mysterious cameos in the CWCverse? Maybe the first jew antagonist caused all this... You goddamn greedy....Snyder!
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They already rejected the messiah once before and they aren't about to make the same mistake twice.
 
Racist Trash said:
Another name for the later versions is Chevrolet Sonic...
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Bingo. Honestly, I'm surprised that isn't what he ended up with. IDK what kind dodgy BHPH lot has nigh-20 year old cars on it. No bank is going to finance an almost 20 year old Aveo so my guess is he's getting railed with the "in house financing" special.
 
Racist Trash said:
Another name for the later versions is Chevrolet Sonic...
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Looks like we found the next Sonichu mobile
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