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WonderWino said:
Speaking of the medallion, anyone else wonder what he'd do if someone ever tried to take it from him on the street? Like some crackhead robbing him, thinking it was stupid as fuck and tearing it off to throw away? I mean if that didn't start a major meltdown i'd be very surprised
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At most, maybe cry and go into 'defensive Hedgehog mode' like we got pictures of at TooManyGames.

But beyond that, he'd probably shuffle off afterwards and make a new one. Like how time and again, he was conned if not outright paid for the various medallions, rings, and other shit so 'important' to the story of CWC that have long since been scattered to the winds.

snov said:
Maybe Chris is driving himself? He likes driving, chasing bluespike to Ohio was a “GREAT TIME”.
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As explained earlier in the thread, unless somebody for whatever reason straight up gave him a car, this is extremely unlikely. Son-Chu's long gone, the van was totaled by Barb not long after Chris was incarcerated, and even with backpay on the tugboat he couldn't afford a shitty used car in today's market.
 
snov said:
What’s your source for him ever having gotten off them? I read quite a while ago during the prison discussion that, because Chris has an estrogen prescription, the jail would have continued to give him estrogen even though it considered him a man. If anything jail should have helped him with that, the structured routine probably meant he was more punctual at taking his pills.
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is just claiming to be a troon enough to get hormones now, i doubt chris went to a psychologists to get that diagnosis.
he also halfasses literally everything he does, you think he takes his hormone shit regularly like he's supposed to, it eventually becomes a chore to him. just like the sonichu comics, he got too lazy to write a comic he made of his own free will.

also if the former just claiming to be a troon is enough to get hormones, damn, i could have gotten my girlfriend to lie for testosterone
 
Optimus Prime said:
Son-Chu's long gone, the van was totaled by Barb not long after Chris was incarcerated, and even with backpay on the tugboat he couldn't afford a shitty used car in today's market.
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Have you even tried to buy a used car in current year? It's not THAT bad. I got one for a couple grand by settling for one with a few dings in it.
 
It's easy to figure out why he's shopping further away. The home has had their fill of him, and the short bus takes him a little further each time. Eventually it crosses the state line and they drive away real fast and leave him there.
 
JackoVerde said:
is just claiming to be a troon enough to get hormones now, i doubt chris went to a psychologists to get that diagnosis.
he also halfasses literally everything he does, you think he takes his hormone shit regularly like he's supposed to, it eventually becomes a chore to him. just like the sonichu comics, he got too lazy to write a comic he made of his own free will.

also if the former just claiming to be a troon is enough to get hormones, damn, i could have gotten my girlfriend to lie for testosterone
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It’s called informed consent, doctor can prescribe you anything you want as long as you sign a paper saying you won’t sue him for malpractice.
 
JackoVerde said:
is just claiming to be a troon enough to get hormones now
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Aw, shit. You poor, innocent bastard. You have uttered the forbidden question, and now I have to show you one of the many horrors of clown world.

Let me preface this by saying I'm truly fucking sorry. May God have mercy on my soul.

Are you familiar with Hims, or Keeps? They're essentially online pill mills.

Hims distributes testosterone, erectile dysfunction medication, ADHD medication (read: amphetamines of various formulations or methylphenidate, essentially your choice), and anti-anxiety medications (read: all the colors of the Guntbenzow that are authorized for medical use in the USA).

Keeps, on the other hand, is much more tame and is centered on prescription hair loss medication, mainly Finasteride, better known as Propecia.

You essentially talk to some quack... I mean doctor via a Zoom like app, fill out a questionnaire, and BOOM. You have a prescription and they mail you the drugs on a schedule.

Off the top of my head I know you have to talk to a medical professional at least once a year for Schedule IV drugs, but I'm not sure what the timeframe is for the Schedule II and III stuff. It's still just another video conference.

There's a similar site for women that does pretty much the same stuff as Hims, but I can't remember the name.

"But LGHDR+, what's any of this got to do with the price of troons in China?", you might ask.

Buckle up, 'cause it's fuckin' ugly.

There's this place called Folx. It operates on the same principles described above, except they distribute medical-grade troonshine.

I'm going to include a link to the website's "How it Works", along with an archive below. But I warn you, the website is covered in non-passing trannies, including a particularly disgusting example that has retained a beard. It's not as bad as the Leafy Nudes, and most of us are desensitized to this type of imagery, but children, the elderly, and those with certain medical conditions should NOT click this shit:

Folx: How it Works
(Archive.is link)

I live in a certain state, and they will ship to it which surprised the hell out of me for reasons I cannot disclose due to opsec. If anyone decides to go through all the options and finds a state they WON'T supply to, put a post on my wall. I have a terrible feeling I will receive no posts.

JackoVerde said:
Damn, i could have gotten my girlfriend to lie for testosterone
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You absolutely can, at least initially. They might become suspicious on the follow-ups when she doesn't turn into a pooner. Then again, these are truly sick fucks, and they might just up the dosage. You couldn't keep up the charade forever though, and they would have her information. God knows what the repercussions would be.

This is Hellraiser territory. I beg of you, please ignore the puzzle box. Molochu is waiting inside.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Do they ship pervitin outside the USA?
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What, Hims? I'm not a customer, so I couldn't even tell you for sure if they supply the methylated version.

If they do, I would assume no - I can't believe the DEA would allow it, but maybe I'm wrong.

I did notice you used Fritz Hauschild's name for it instead of saying Desoxyn or Methamphetamine. Are they still calling it that in Europe or elsewhere?

Or are you just taking a piss? If so, well done on your pharmacological history (seriously, it's nice to see somebody who's educated in the subject)!
 
LGHDR+ said:
You absolutely can, at least initially. They might become suspicious on the follow-ups when she doesn't turn into a pooner. Then again, these are truly sick fucks, and they might just up the dosage. You couldn't keep up the charade forever though, and they would have her information. God knows what the repercussions would be.

This is Hellraiser territory. I beg of you, please ignore the puzzle box. Molochu is waiting inside.
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so you as a man feel fatigued, out of breath and suffering from decreased muscle and bone mass
you ask your dr for some testosterone and because it's restricted, they have to do all these tests for approval, which may be denied anyway.
on the other hand, my girlfriend could walk in, ask for some because "she's a tranny" and they hand it out like candy.
good lord.
i mean, i could get around the dr thing by just bouncing around to different drs every year or so, i think painkiller people do this, though they've probably caught onto it by now. likely not with troon stuff.
but it's absolutely fucking insane.
 
JackoVerde said:
i mean, i could get around the dr thing by just bouncing around to different drs every year or so
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Not with Folx. Don't touch the box, PLEASE. Go to Hims if you need Testosterone online.

As an alternative:

Back when Coofimania was fresh, before the nasal swab test, I went to one of those T clinics that was offering blood tests for antibodies. I didn't want to, but was compelled to by circumstances beyond my control.

No antibodies were found, but they also ran my testosterone levels and offered to jack me up to 1400 (1200 is a normal level for a 20-something IIRC, which I most certainly was not, and was still just barely in the 4-digit range, which is slightly high for my age, even though I'm a rather scrawny dude for my height).

I laughed and said no thanks, but those clinics seem to be pretty free handing it out, so maybe try one of those. There's 4 different operations in my medium-sized city, most with multiple locations. Maybe give one of those a shot, they seem far less interested in screening the fuck out of you and MUCH more interested in making sales, unlike a primary care physician.

Just do your research, know what you want your target to be, and don't let them talk you into a dose that will make you a rage monster.

Now, back to shitposting about Chris, his whereabouts, and his degeneracy!

Edit: Opsec fuckup.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
What, Hims? I'm not a customer, so I couldn't even tell you for sure if they supply the methylated version.

If they do, I would assume no - I can't believe the DEA would allow it, but maybe I'm wrong.

I did notice you used Fritz Hauschild's name for it instead of saying Desoxyn or Methamphetamine. Are they still calling it that in Europe or elsewhere?

Or are you just taking a piss? If so, well done on your pharmacological history (seriously, it's nice to see somebody who's educated in the subject)!
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I just got the name from the many Finland stories as a certified wehraboo.

Not that I could afford it, but I would have found legal meth silly.
 
AnOminous said:
Have you even tried to buy a used car in current year? It's not THAT bad. I got one for a couple grand by settling for one with a few dings in it.
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Admittedly, no. I just remember somehow managing to get a good deal on my current car in the middle of the chip shortage back in 2021 and the dealer flipping my previous car for about $3000 more than what they paid me within a week.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Didn't Chris stop his transitioning?
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That was a lie made up by a ween on LéReddit who pretended that he went to go visit Chris in jail.

I assume Chris continue to get hormone treatments in jail since he was in AdSeg and has legitimate doctors notes/prescriptions for it before being jailed.

I’m happy it seems to greater Internet have all agreed on the “don’t tip the Cow” rule but a sick part of me does kind of want to see someone just confront chris and ask him what it was like being nuts deep in Barbs grey barbussy in the middle of a game of MtG.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Admittedly, no. I just remember somehow managing to get a good deal on my current car in the middle of the chip shortage back in 2021 and the dealer flipping my previous car for about $3000 more than what they paid me within a week.
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Well at this point, 3k can get you a beater, which at Barb's age, will probably last as long as her
 
LGHDR+ said:
There's this place called Folx. It operates on the same principles described above, except they distribute medical-grade troonshine.

I'm going to include a link to the website's "How it Works", along with an archive below. But I warn you, the website is covered in non-passing trannies, including a particularly disgusting example that has retained a beard. It's not as bad as the Leafy Nudes, and most of us are desensitized to this type of imagery, but children, the elderly, and those with certain medical conditions should NOT click this shit:

Folx: How it Works
(Archive.is link)

I live in a certain state, and they will ship to it which surprised the hell out of me for reasons I cannot disclose due to opsec. If anyone decides to go through all the options and finds a state they WON'T supply to, put a post on my wall. I have a terrible feeling I will receive no posts.
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Just when I think the abyssal rabbithole that is Chris and things just adjacent to him can't get anymore horrifying than they already are, troon horror shows manage to find a way.
 
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