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I like Jiri, but this was inexcusable, you can't be just that dumb, no matter how much we joke about autistic samurais.

I doubt Carlos will stay on top for long, once he is ready to fight that is, which will take a year give or take. But I see him as a one and done champion.

But hard to say who's gonna take it, Ank, Chimaev if he goes up, fuck, even Costa has a chance, at least Costa knows how to strike like someone who has a brain.

Not the end we wanted, but it was a good card, mainly because of Costa and Hokit, who just scored a white house slot, crazy.
 
I like Jiri, but this was inexcusable, you can't be just that dumb, no matter how much we joke about autistic samurais.
But that's the thing about Jiri, he'll get TKO'd in a fight, go to the forest and do autistic samurai shit, and somehow figure out head movement and wins. It baffles me how well he beat Roundtree but can't finish Ulberg.
 
I like Jiri, but this was inexcusable, you can't be just that dumb, no matter how much we joke about autistic samurais.

I doubt Carlos will stay on top for long, once he is ready to fight that is, which will take a year give or take. But I see him as a one and done champion.

But hard to say who's gonna take it, Ank, Chimaev if he goes up, fuck, even Costa has a chance, at least Costa knows how to strike like someone who has a brain.

Not the end we wanted, but it was a good card, mainly because of Costa and Hokit, who just scored a white house slot, crazy.
I think Jiri has this matchup in the bag in the future, all he has to do stay/get up to #2 and wait a few months. Ulberg can't avoid the rematch, not when he was lucky to not come out of it on four legs.
 
But that's the thing about Jiri, he'll get TKO'd in a fight, go to the forest and do autistic samurai shit, and somehow figure out head movement and wins. It baffles me how well he beat Roundtree but can't finish Ulberg.
I thought he was losing against Khalil until the KO to be honest
 
I doubt Carlos will stay on top for long, once he is ready to fight that is, which will take a year give or take. But I see him as a one and done champion.
He's 36 with a snapped ACL... Just punch us in the gut, and put him Ankalaev.
 
I wanna cry every time I see the pictures/video
this is the worst thing that happened since Ankelaev became champ
Jones departure from LHW nuked the entire division

Also we ain't getting an Argentina card... ever. We can box, but we can't wrestle, and our jujitsu is mid. Vallejos will get killed by Rodriguez, raped by Movsar, and executed by Lopes. Everything is hopeless; dispare
 
Jones departure from LHW nuked the entire division
It's been pain since Old Man Glover beat Jan (love Glover, but Guru was right about how that outcome killed the health of the division), who's been getting shat on since he beat Izzy. And speaking of, what if the judges didn't cuck Jan again against Ulberg...? (:_(
 
I wanna cry every time I see the pictures/video
this is the worst thing that happened since Ankelaev became champ
Jones departure from LHW nuked the entire division

Also we ain't getting an Argentina card... ever. We can box, but we can't wrestle, and our jujitsu is mid. Vallejos will get killed by Rodriguez, raped by Movsar, and executed by Lopes. Everything is hopeless; dispare
The division was hot when Alex was running it, we were getting great fights.

Problem is, they have no contenders, all the guys on the top 5 are on a L, Azamat was supposed to be the next big thing, but he just got his ass kicked by Paulo Costa, who was a middle weight for all his life.

The good shit now are the Welterweights.

No one cares much about fly and Bantamweight

Featherweights are expecting a fight between Volk and Evloev. Volk is a point fighter and Evloev can't finish a cup of water, the fight is going to be dogshit.

Lightweights are having a 38 year old Justin Gaethje being slept on the White House because Paddy is utter shit. Otherwise, the division is ruled by old man, Moicano and Gamrot just beat up two new prospects like it was a walk in the park.

"Ohh, but Arman...", fuck Arman, his best victory by far, and I mean FAR, was a split decision against Charles, and the first and only time he managed to sub someone on the UFC was Dan fucking Hooker.

Middleweights are stuck with Khamzat, who had the worst championship fight of the last year, bar none. And don't expect him to sub people, because in the last 4 years he only subbed two people, Kevin fucking Holland in a fight he didn't meet the weight and Whittaker, who had his teeth falling out of his mouth when he fought. So get ready for some leg humping action every 10 months or so.

Light Heavy Weights are fucked.

And the heavyweights... are the heavyweights. Maybe Alex and Gane could be fun.
 
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The division was hot when Alex was running it, we were getting great fights.

Problem is, they have no contenders, all the guys on the top 5 are a L, Azamat was supposed to be the next big thing, but he just got his ass kicked by Paulo Costa, who was a middle weight for all his life.

The good shit now are the Welterweights.

No one cares much about fly and Bantamweight

Featherweights are expecting a fight between Volk and Evloev. Volk is a point fighter and Evloev can't finish a cup of water, the fight is going to be dogshit.

Lightweights are having a 38 year Justin Gaethje being slept on the White House because Paddy is utter shit. Otherwise, the division is ruled by old man, Moicano and Gamrot just beat up two new prospects like it was a walk in the park.

"Ohh, but Arman...", fuck Arman, his best victory by far, and I mean FAR, was a split decision against Charles, and the first and only time he managed to sub someone on the UFC was Dan fucking Hooker.

Middleweights are stuck with Khamzat, who had the worst championship fight of the last year, bar none. And don't expect him to sub people, because in the last 4 years he only subbed two people, Kevin fucking Holland in a fight he didn't meet the weight and Whittaker, who had his teeth falling out of his mouth when he fought. So get ready for some leg humping action every 10 months or so.

Light Heavy Weights are fucked.

And the heavyweights... are the heavyweights. Maybe Alex and Gane could be fun.
I think LHW Costa is going to be a problem honestly. It's obvious it's way easier and more natural for him to be at 205 than 185.
 
I think LHW Costa is going to be a problem honestly. It's obvious it's way easier and more natural for him to be at 205 than 185.
At least Paulo Costa seems to have a brain and can strike.

I'm not against a fight between him and Ank, in fact, Costa might take it, southpaws don't do well against the eraser, and Ank is a counter puncher, which doesn't bother Costa because he can just piece you up with kicks.

To beat Costa on the feet, you need to be world class (except Marvin Veetori), and lets face it, Ank is no Sean Strickland striking wise (I'm being serious).
 
I wanna cry every time I see the pictures/video
this is the worst thing that happened since Ankelaev became champ
Jones departure from LHW nuked the entire division

Also we ain't getting an Argentina card... ever. We can box, but we can't wrestle, and our jujitsu is mid. Vallejos will get killed by Rodriguez, raped by Movsar, and executed by Lopes. Everything is hopeless; dispare
You know, I used to dislike Ulberg due to his style, but tonight he has proven that he's a real warrior, way more of a warrior than Jiri the street brawling tomato can will ever be. Let him has his well deserved belt.
 
You know, I used to dislike Ulberg due to his style, but tonight he has proven that he's a real warrior, way more of a warrior than Jiri the street brawling tomato can will ever be. Let him has his well deserved belt.
You sound a little upset. Are you mad that Costa decided to wake up and send Azamat off on a stretcher?
 

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