minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

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I never know Full Moon Entertainment owned the Minecraft movie rights. I'm looking forward for the crossover with Prehysteria.
 
俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
I showed this trailer to my workout buddy. These are his predictions for the movie.

>Judging by the clothes of the characters, the characters are going to be in the mid 80's where the movie is set
>The group is going to be in a arcade
>There will be a rusty old arcade machine
> Jason Momoa is gonna bully the dude in the red hoodie to play it.
> THEY ALL GET SUCKED INTO MINECRAFT WORLD.
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Nah, faggots can wear anything these days so clothing is not indicative of the period. Most of the target audience won’t know what arcade is so either it’s just going to be alternate dimension that some random portal leads to, or since it’s an ad for the game they’ll use pc/console so people know they can buy it for their kids.

I do hope that Jason Momoa is a bully though. If he says to someone “kill yourself… in Minecraft” I promise I will see the movie at least once.
 
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TheDataHorder said:
to be honest i bet Warner put it in some legal document that he's not allowed to shit on it. (it started pre production in 2012 or something, when he still owned the ip, so it's likely that the legal doc he sighed is still valid) he's very vocal about things that he doesn't like, i bet in reality he really wants to meme and shit on it like the rest of the world but can't.
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Gay and lame if true (and that's why I believe it) if they're going to cut him out of Minecraft he shouldn't be beholden to that anymore. Unless he's getting paid as part of the contract still.
 
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俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
I showed this trailer to my workout buddy. These are his predictions for the movie.

>Judging by the clothes of the characters, the characters are going to be in the mid 80's where the movie is set
>The group is going to be in a arcade
>There will be a rusty old arcade machine
> Jason Momoa is gonna bully the dude in the red hoodie to play it.
> THEY ALL GET SUCKED INTO MINECRAFT WORLD.
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minecraft was a half baked zombie survival game turned survial sandbox because notch was too stressed out by the high pressure gameplay systems that a zombie survival game requires. it's fundamentally a 2010's indie game. a lot of old people only understand of "video games" as by the numbers products put out by corporate conglomerates to steal quarters like burger time or mortal kombat

you might find that weird because you grew up playing a dreamcast or the n64 25+ years ago but that's completely incorrigible to someone who only understands video games as pinball machines and they have no clue what the fuck minecraft is - there's no levels, no points, no goal, and no end.
 
Minecraft was at its best when you spent the first few days hiding in dirt all night and desperately digging for coal in the daylight.
 
Whole movie got leaked (and taken down).
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EDIT: it was a prank bro
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Beanie said:
Whole movie got leaked (and taken down).
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EDIT: it was a prank bro
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This leak may have been fake but this one is also fake, but it's guesswork may have gotten too close to the source material considering it has been taken down multiple times from manual reviews by youtube, as sourced from the description so it could be wrong but the original video linked in said description is missing as the channel was terminated.


If the video gets taken down again from manual review this theory could prove to be possible.

 
Squawking Macaw said:
One thing I haven't seen many people mention is just how similar the movie is to Minecraft Legends, probably because nobody played Legends.
The plot is also about someone being taken from their world to help save another world from a piglin invasion.
The art style is similar, the individual blocks have a smaller scale, the mobs have bigger heads, and there's foliage absolutely everywhere:
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There are blue portals scattered around:
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But perhaps the biggest piece of evidence is that in the Nether you can see a guy who looks identical to one of the villains from Legends, the Seer (he appears briefly at 0:39 in the trailer).
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Well good they based the movie around a spinoff which got it's support shut down in 9 months.

Says quite alot about how the movie will turn out.
 
I don't know about you guys but I thought the scene where Jack Black says he was kicked out of 109 servers but it wasn't his fault they were all antisteveitic was a lil on the nose.
 
Take this as a sign for every detective Pikachu or sonic movie or super mario bros movie you get there's still gonna be a borderlands or Minecraft.

Uwe boll may have left the video game movie biz, but his ghost still lingers about.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
why do all these shit movies have loud fat sassy black woman? i know it's for "diversity" but why is it the same type of black woman?
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You kill several birds with one stone.
1. A woman.
2. A POC.
3. “Rejection of Hollywood beauty standards.”
4. “Comic” relief.
5. Fat black women aren’t exactly A-list, so they don’t cost much.
Deus Exica said:
Sometimes I think I'm retarded. Then I realize that, with zero experience in the film industry whatsoever, I could have easily made a Minecraft film better than this.

This is especially strange because The Mario Movie came out a few years ago and was just a fairly faithful animated version of the games artistically and that did gangbusters. I fail to see why they'd want to make this with real actors if the entire film is going to be animated regardless.
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Pad out the runtime with twenty minutes of live action scenes set somewhere cheap.
 
> Jason Momoa's character goes on to create Minecraft
They're really doing the "Notch is probuluhmatic so Miku made Minecraft uwu" thing huh
 
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