Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

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Do you masturbate?

  • Yes

    Votes: 131 74.4%

  • No (liar >:()

    Votes: 45 25.6%
  • Total voters
    176
Masturbation is amoral and should be banned by the government. It corrupts young children and turns them into school shooters.
 
everytime i jerk it i feel disgusting and then spend the next hour being introspective and listening to elliot smith
 
Y2K Baby said:
I love the Lord, not my own body.
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Jihad on you! Jihad, you fucking dancing baby!

Anyone with a dancing baby as an avatar is evil.

Hell0 said:
everytime i jerk it i feel disgusting and then spend the next hour being introspective and listening to elliot smith
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Listening to Elliott Smith is a sign of a penitent person. You are well on the way to being a saint.
 
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If any of you are deviant enough, you can buy a life-sized silicone realistic sex toy for half a kilo off Amazon.
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I use my left hand with its thumb extended out and pointing down because not only do I disapprove of my lifestyle choices but I'm also unable to take control of the situation and stop myself from making them.

I also need to pay close attention to the head because I'm cut and that's the only part of my penis that has any remaining feeling.
 
At night. Bathtub full of bubbles and water. Candles being the only light. Rose petals scattered around. Glass of wine in one hand, book full of nothing but vore in the other.
 
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