Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

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Do you masturbate?

  • Yes

    Votes: 131 74.4%

  • No (liar >:()

    Votes: 45 25.6%
  • Total voters
    176
In your dreams
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Good evening Kiwi Farms this is ya boy Slav Power, and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard, that, I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg, has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
 
The best part of working out is that orgasms feel so much better. All that sensation across the body, surging through the muscles, even from a casual wank.

Speaking of that surge, my back likes to shoot up during a climax and once I almost launched myself out of my chair when I came.

However, after a wank, what's lovely is a good meal. Roast beef sandwiches. Eggs and chorizo. Pasta with sausage, peppers and onions all pan fried. Mmm! Nothing beats a proper skeet-and-eat.

Dom Cruise said:
I've never been able to go a whole month, but I have discovered that just waiting around a week tends to work wonders.
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A week is a good time for me as well. After that point, sex starts to invade my dreams.
 
Lurker Child said:
The best part of working out is that orgasms feel so much better. All that sensation across the body, surging through the muscles, even from a casual wank.

Speaking of that surge, my back likes to shoot up during a climax and once I almost launched myself out of my chair when I came.

However, after a wank, what's lovely is a good meal. Roast beef sandwiches. Eggs and chorizo. Pasta with sausage, peppers and onions all pan fried. Mmm! Nothing beats a proper skeet-and-eat.


A week is a good time for me as well. After that point, sex starts to invade my dreams.
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Excellent post.

'edgeing' yourself a couple of times (bringing yourself close to the point of no return but stopping for a bit) can really enhance the final result as well. Being divorced gives one a great chance to re-discover their body all over again. I honestly think I can nut harder on my own now then even the times my ex would let me fuck her in the ass.
 
So.

How we jerkin' the ghurkin in 2024, peeps?

I've moved up from the prostate tickler to the thrusting vibrator now. Maybe this isn't special to someone who has been fucked in the ass, I wouldn't know but for my own part, I found it literally took my breath away the first few times I used it. My biggest complaint is that unlike the prostate stimulator which kinda locks in place and does it's job, the thrusting one is very easy to squeeze out of your asshole due to how much you tend to clench your sphincter, especially as you get close to busting your nut. Once you are cumming, forget it. Therefore you have to use a hand to keep the thing in place instead of using it more fruitfully like stimulating your nipples or other erogenous zones. Nonetheless, you can cum HARD with this bad boy in your ass, though in general unless you really fantasize about cock in your butt, you are probably better off with the prostate stimulator as I have been finding. It's more consistant in my experience esp. as it gives you a free hand. The orgasms that leave you with a minute of aftershocks running up and down the nerves tend to be from the prostate stimulator.

Don't be shy, peeps! Experiences? Reviews? It's The Farms, let your freak flag fly! No one knows who you are IRL! (unless you are too stupid to live.)
 
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